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when the blood dries in my veins
and my heart feels no more pain
i know i'll be on my way to heaven's door

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lad

i dont fucking want to be france on /brit/

its not fair

im the original skitzo that triggers dave

and i double space all the time

good now i can ignore your posts easier you fucking weirdo
jog on

still got my phone tho davey boi

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someone post the "OI M8 OI MY LITTLE WANKA" pasta plz

i am smart i just dont try

instagram.com/AurieleeSummers/

also a pornstar

i want my ip address back. i demand it

ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yellow fever taking over...

the time between december and now has just been a massive blur
what the fuck happened
what did I do
where did the time go

NOT happy about all these aborted threads

woof woof haha

kek

she looks like michael jackson lol

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yeh i'm sure Phil Kay hasn't been at war and is a sociopath fucking howling at the yank war idiot from the last thread

Skinny runtess

are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

good lord, grim

aliens man, fucking aliens

wish one of my female teachers molested me

molly percocet lads

quality of slags posted has been dropping, must equalise

I was born March 5th 2000.

Some kind of mobile game?

my brane hurts

so tired...
but have to study...

switch that 13 round and add 1

Tay tay!?

will you get in trouble in jordan for having lewd images on your computer?

woah you were born a day before me

roasties are SEETHING

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-43306423
>A professional rugby player, Tasered six times after driving at 150mph in a police chase, has been jailed.

>Scott Moore crashed into a house in Leigh and fought officers, threatening one with a Taser he stole from them.

>The ex-England rugby league star, 30, used "his size and experience on the rugby field" to evade arrest, Greater Manchester Police said.

>Moore elbowed an officer and "violently resisted arrest in a struggle lasting 50 minutes" during which he was Tasered six times but "kept rising to his feet to fight and charge at officers".

>At one point, the former St Helens, Widnes and Wakefield hooker grabbed the Taser's wires after being stunned and removed them from his body.

>He then grabbed the Taser in a "tug of war" with the officer, shouting: "You're getting it now!" while pointing it at the officer's face, police said.

>The terrified officer fought with Moore to release it from his hand and the other officer struck him numerous times. Moore eventually dropped the Taser and, following a further struggle, was detained.

>The officers had never in their careers "been so scared nor witnessed such a violent individual", Det Con Lynsey Watson-Perry said.

>One officer had to undergo surgery.

>"Whatever level of force he is used to displaying on the pitch, this was not a game - people's lives were in danger", she added.

'kin hell

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sue

It IS so cool to kill people with guns...

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i hope hiroshimoot shuts down the site before i wake up one day having been here for 16 years

Officers should carry guns desu. Should've lit the rugger up

THIS FUCKING FLAG FUCK THIS SHIT FUZXVKDFBNGJREF

need salford city to score a goal for £112 lads

reckon he would have just extracted the bullets with his fingers and kept going by the sound of it

Listen there's no point dating or marrying a woman if she's incapable of choking you out cold at a moment's notice.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

This frog needs to piss off

fuck off back /fr/

National Socialism

confession:

>been coming to brit for 3 years
>still dont know what hatted means

thats a good idea, will be posting dave on there for a bit.

funny how only ugly losers fetishise asians and gingers

somebody hat this fool

massive pissup with the lads for paddys day sunday

Thinking of flying to Europe for $1500

Oh dear.

you never seen a 'dora post before?

I've only been here for 8 years

gonna get hatted

negroes should be shot on sight

madrid are winning

only mentally freaks get lured into gambling though.

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umm it's mother's day

it's not worth it

same except for £15 hahahahahah

Stop paying taxes

let's go for a drink when you arrive

i'll meet you at the airport

It's 8AM here in Australia (East Coast)

bought milk the first time in a week today
went through a kelloggs variety pack in celebration

no i won't
be quiet
got her a card from lidl earlier
that's enough

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With Brexit you'll be lucky to earn £15 a month haha

might drive there personally

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>tfw Ryan Air just signed a contract with Jordan aviation authorities

35$ bender in greece soon las

age of consent is 15 in france lads

hows tomorrow looking?

munter

moi ancestoirs : ))

got my cupboards full of uht
litres of the stuff
love warm milk
love not having to go shop for milk
love knowing i have enough milk for a month or two

who fuckin cares

Have not ate since Sunday night. Feeling O.K. but a bit lethargic. Not sure how many more days I'll do.

that explains why that user is in france

15 is the most fertile age

you're a $35 bender?

need a tina daheley gf

love 15 year olds

14 in germany (i've heard)

>tfw no gibi gf
>tfw no friends at all

hate myself and my life

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mong

youtube.com/watch?v=8O_MwlZ2dEg PHOA

just burst into tears because salford conceded

sick to bastard death of nonces
just fuck off you sick freaks
you aren't welcome in the real world and you aren't welcome here

13 in spain (i've heard)

Yes

*books a flight*

(not really GCHQ haha)

I've had 2 wet dreams in my life and last night was one of those