ITT we act as Irish as possible

ITT we act as Irish as possible.

*feels sad and ashamed of self*

proddy scum OUT

hello, I am an Irish person.

Heloo, eye em ihrish!
Swedish migrants in the US wrote about how disgusting we were and how they hated sharing rooms with us.

arr tee tar tee tarr

hy-brasil is too foggy

me mudder's a cat-lick

*speaks some broken English but still more understandable than britbings*

Which one of you stuck this under my car?

Goodnight, my little cuntie I am going to lie down and pull at myself till I come. Write more and dirtier, darling. Tickle your little cockey while you write to make you say worse and worse. Write the dirty words big and underline them and kiss them and hold them for a moment to your sweet hot cunt, darling, and also pull up your dress a moment and hold them in under your dear little farting bum. Do more if you wish and send the letter then to me, my darling brown-arsed fuckbird.

AMERICA PLEASE LIKE US PLEASE

*starves*

I am an honorable person

*beats wife*

Hey HEY stop this!

>Be the least influential, least important nation in the history of Western Europe.

800 yeeeaaaaars

ahhhhhhhhh cromwell ye bastard

Gee I sure am hungry, I wonder how I could get some food.
*looks at boat and fishing equipment*
I know exactly what to do!
*sells boat and fishing equipment, buys whiskey*

I am leaving my country

how're we all

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the British are so mean, we should be allowed to murder women and children and not have to suffer the consequences.

Implying the black and tans didn't murder civilians and kids too.

Implying you understood what I wrote. I guarantee you're a nigger.

>*gets in a fist fight at a family reunion*

aw shite where are my potatoes

*enters the thread*

*doesn't speak irish*