Wtf I hate America now!!!

Wtf I hate America now!!!

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No its because they take so many black cocks up the ass

Yeah, Indians shit in the street and maybe wipe with their bare hand. What are you proposing? We all get bidets? Wet wipes ruin the sewer systems as they don't break down and are not entirely water soluble.

Wait...what?

You're not supposed to do that?

I know lots of European countries have bidets and go all HON HON STICK YOUR ASS IN THIS LITTLE SINK AND CLEAN UP but you don't expect everyone to at every time clean their ass with water and soap after taking a shit,right?

This is literally what toilet paper is for.

At least we flush our shitty toilet paper and don't throw it in the trash like beaners do.

If you dropped something sticky, say peanut butter onto the carpet. Would you smear it with dry paper or clean it with water?

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My family flushes it down and if i take a dump on another house i flush it down too

>be yuropoor
>take a shit
>turn around and examine it
>splash anus with water
>stand up, shitwater runs down legs
>pull up pants
>get on phone to shitpost on Sup Forums about toilet paper using first worlders

A bum-gun attachment costs next to nothing.

Or one of those Japanese toilet seats that washes and dries your ass.

Why do Americans insist on using archaic shitting methods? You're no better than Indians.

I wash my ass hole every morning and have a big shit before bed.

This is a retarded meme.
You don't expect me to go
>HON HON STICK THE JEW WATER IN MY ASS
every time a have a shit lol

Yea this has always bothered me so I just do my daily shit in the morning so I can just hop in the shower afterwards and wash with soap.

Is your asshole a carpet? Toilet paper removes enough and then many of us take showers and wash our assholes when showering. We also brush our teeth. How about you guys?

I don't have carpet because I'm not poor

>wiping = smearing

I would wipe up the glob and then clean the stain.

>implying every american wouldnt jump at the chance to improve their shitting methods.

>People don't wash their anus, testicles and penis at least twice a day
Disgusting

>asscrack is so hairy that you can confuse it with a carpet
Christ user... I was eating

Don't shit on houses bro, that's rude

>then proceed to check the OP flag

I do that too
Am I half american?

Wtf people don't have shits that come out clean? I poo, wipe twice just to see there's no residual and I'm done.

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Just take shit every morning before shower and you good

It's like 80's shag back there

Americans defending having shit covered assholes
>shocked

At last I truly see...

The greatest problem facing America is not Larry Shekelberg, and it's not basketball Americas. It's not the laughable two party system, or campaign finance laws.

The root of every problem in America, is that in the year 2016, despite all the progress and innovation, Americans still use paper to clean their assholes.

Every American is walking around right now with the remnants of their massive American Diet, triple flusher shits, clinging to the hairs surrounding their assholes. This high fructose corn syrup laden shit is leaching into the blood stream of Americans, slowly rotting their bodies and minds.

This leads to things as foul as HooneyBoBo passing in America as culture. It leads to fecal induced cognitive dissonance, which makes war in Iraq a dab idea one day, and the best course of action the next.

If you want to save America, don't reinforce the border, buy a fucking bidet.

Make sharting great again!

From all of you I AM the cleanest, HERE IS WHY
> I FILL 3L BUCKET WITH WATER
> I CLEAN MY ASS WITH HIGH PRESURIZED WATER FROM HOSE.
> FLUSH THE HOLE WITH THE 3L BUCKET
> I USE TOILET PAPER TO DRY THE WATER.

THIS IS A NEW TECH IN JAPAN BUT I WAS USING IT SINCE I EXISTED.

>Algerian
>Clean

you motherfuckers need some olive oil in your diet if you have poo residoo left behind

...

>2016
>Not using wet wipes
I shiggity diggity do da Sup Forums

>using dry paper

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Kek

I have a hairy ass and asshole. If I don't use flushable wet wipes I might as well take another shower.

Using regular dry paper... It's like smearing peanut butter on a shag carpet.

The only proper method is cleaning your ass with water after taking a shit and ONLY taking a shit on your house. Anything else is disgusting and degenerate.

I'm an American and I wet and squirt a little soap on each wad that I wipe with.

Of course, I also sit down to pee so I'm basically a pansy assed faggot.

ALGERIAN CLEAN INDEED.

WARNIG: DONT BUY THOSE SEATS PIC RELATED. AS YOU SEE ITS HORIZONTAL AND LOW PRESUR. THATS WRONG NO EFFECT JUST MAKE YOUR SHIT MORE STICKY. IT MUST BE :
>HORIZONTAL AS POSSIBLE TO YOUR ASSHOLE VALLEY
>HIGH PRESURIZED.
>USE TOILET TO DRY IT.

TAKE IT FROM ME Sup Forums before the normies get to it and will be in normie shows like Dr ((OZ)).
>

Stop consuming soybean oil. Buy our Coconut Palm oil instead

>using paper
Third-world shitter. Literally

That is why I have a Toto Washlet. I'm on the toilet using it right now.

>carpet

VERTICAL*

For only $200 you can become civilized.

>never take a dump in a public place
>always at home
>afterward i just get in the shower
>so i wash my anus and my body at the same time
>then usually jerk off afterwards

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New-meme:Poo in the lift in China

This is the part where smug clean freaks declare they take a shower after every bowel movement.

>taking a shit on your house

What the fuck Brazil

>for 200$ you can get JEWed
FOR 5$ ONLY FGGT

In the defense of Brazil... Their houses are already shit.