John Oliver is married to a blonde blue eyed babe

And you can't even get a date...

How does that make you feel?

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She's also a Republican Iraq war vet. Shit doesn't make any sense.

>implying it isn't an "open relationship"

John likes to be dominated

Makes perfect sense, he's a cuck

feels pretty bad, tbqh

Perhaps John Oliver is just an entertainer and does it for the money.

I don't know about you but i could never marry someone who i disagree with politically.

>Inplying she isn't inside him for the money

Well shes a guy so...

"""""""""Babe"""""""""

wait, so what the fuck...

>babe
Otay....

He's so racist he won't even consider dating a PoC

truth

>Trump's wife looks like a male to female transsexual
>John Oliver's wife is a perfect 10/10 QT
How did he do it?

APOLOGIZE.

babe? that babe was a man 2 years ago, and it goes to show even cucks can find someone if they can make enough money

>And you can't even get a date...
I am getting married in a month though.

>brown eyebrows

You realize this is the #1 easiest way to identify fake-blonds right? She's not a "blond." She goes to a hairdresser and pays them to color it every 2 weeks. Authentic genuine blonds have blonde eyebrows, blond body hair, blond pubes.

At least know what you're talking about if you're going to get all hot and bothered about it.

Trudeau has a nice beard.

Eyebrows are sometimes different colors.

t. natural ginger with brown eyebrows

>How does that make you feel?
she likes retarded liberals so she would go with a Black or Muslim eventually. so i feel good.

Don't spread lies about our veterans.

Holy shit you are autistic as fuck.

>blonde blue eyed babe
TRANNY

>cant even get a date

I've been common law married for ten years.

>greases some spit on a 16 inch black strap on
>you ready John?
>just one more thing
>yes?
>it's 2016 John
*proceeds to penetrate and repeatedly push in and out*

>Oliver has said that they met at the 2008 Republican National Convention; he was doing a piece for The Daily Show and Norley was campaigning with Vets for Freedom. She and other veterans hid Oliver, the other correspondents, and the camera crew from security. The two married in October 2011.

What a cute story.

Sup Forums hating on a decorated American Veteran. No wonder Trump is going to lose

This is what a tranny looks like.

squinty eyed slav nigger

>ACCEPT DIVERSITY
>privately sticks with his own people
Really makes your cortex work.

balkan ayylmao

but not tranny

thats a hot german girl

>John Oliver is a hypocrite
is this meant to be surprising? le current year man is a raging cuck spouting cuck epithets, this is only confirmation of his status as a weak-kneed faggot

Take a christian shitskin over a slav fuckhole any day.

whats up with the obsession of purity? trying to repress those desire to be a girl and take shitskin cock?

Fascinating leap of logic you made there roach. Says a lot about you.

I believe this is called a beard

>being this defensive
It's ok user, nothing wrong with recognizing that shitskins are the real men and stronger than you and that you should serve em

youtube.com/watch?v=kAGhyFHnuv8

Good for him, honestly. I'm a subhuman virgin and he's scored hot Aryan pussy while he preaches for the end of the west.

Life isn't fair but we just have to deal with it.

>Controlling yourself is somehow unmanly

its fairly easy to get an aryan gf

>not pursuing your desires as you wish is unmanly
good boy

confirms that smart, beautiful people can still make asshat choices

I have darker blonde hair, and brown eyebrows and pubic hair.

Makes me sad that blonde american women are so easily won over by swarthy liberal faggot redcoats with their perfidious Anglo nature.

Pretty good knowing I'm not married to John Oliver.

>women
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your mom's a tranny

>gets BTFO'd
>claims opponent is defensive
>typical low IQ roach

Gets fucked over by combat doctors.

Decides if shes going to marry for money may as well not be a doctor like Mike who cheated on her.

This thread really made me think.

>IQ makes men more attractive to women

She looks more like a man than he does lmao

looks like the average slav prostitute working in germany

Arranged marriages don't count.

...

>damage control
>gets butthurt
>resorts to calling me names
kek, i hope you'll find the self security to come out one day faggot :3

>cares more about how women sees him than his own superiority

shameful failed state.

Feels indifferent

...

>resorts to calling me names
>faggot :3

kek. roaches really are the lowest IQ «Europeans»

She was in the military so she was getting her arse ruined by many a soldier. It's a pretty well known thing to happen. If you're a woman and want to get your way, use your vagina.

So she's getting past her best, needs to find a provider and in strolls our John to a republican convention. He's charming, wealthy, has social status and has the sex appeal of a camel so he'll be totally loyal and never stray, and she's still attractive enough to meet up with Chad. She probably tells John all about it. Because John is a liberal, and now has to doublethink his way through life to uphold his status.

So no, the silly bastardy isn't lucky. He's delighted because he has not got a shred of dignity and self respect.

She looks like a man, or one of those HRT fags.

the details and thought that went into this make me think you read/write a lot of fanfiction on the subject.

telling

She is gorgeous. She also looks like a very strong woman. I am jelly af.

>he thought i was insulting him instead of teasing
it's not normal to be this sensitive and touchy as a man user, you obviously werent meant to be one. i hope you find your true calling in life (taking hormones and servicing middle eastern men)

Depth and thought? It took two minutes to write while sitting on the toilet.

>She
>She
>woman
the b8 memes have been laid unlike op

>projecting this hard
>the roach

Stop memeing you fucking faggot it is not funny

I bet he's an actual cuckold

>look a guy with money and some level of fame got a girl how does that make you feel?

unsurprised

>evading this hard
i didn't mean to hurt you princess, i was just playing. see you later xoxo

MASHALLAH MARD SHODI AGHA BARIKALLAH !!!!!

>xoxo
>trying this hard to seem nonchalant

>he could've only kissed me to seem non chalant
work on your self-esteem poof, laters

I'm not rich or successful and my wife is more attractive than that.

John Oliver gets payed jewbux to pedal their ideas via his watered down Stewart-esque bants.

What's so hard to get?

I'm so proud of my country. A blonde post-op trans marries a British jew. Such diversity.

>laters
>see you later xoxo

>im leaving now
>stays for hours constantly refreshing
>nonchalant as fuck

>blonde blue eyed dude

too late, you cant save face now. plus you keep replying instead of shutting up, such is the love for brown cock i guess. so needy ;3

just proves that all men would prefer a relationship with a conservative woman with traditionalist values.

>>stays for hours constantly refreshing
>nonchalant

ANGLO'D

Like all Jews really.

>talking to roaches makes """him""" lose perception of time
wew lad, if I knew I had this effect I'd treat you differently, I tell you what, you give me some of those jew golds and tomblerones and I might sensually touch you with a ten foot pole from distance.

>when the last two numbers of your post are also the age of your wife

Actually I can get a date because I happen to be quite wealthy. I have no problem with that.