America doesn't exist. The entire continent doesn't exist. In that location, there is actually just Pacific Ocean.
>B-but Columbus/Vikings landed there Uhm, no sweety, that would be East India. Do you think he called the place India for nothing? It's a jewish lie that he made a mistake. Mistake he made none. Columbus landed in Sri Lanka, in a place where Batticaloa was founded. People he met there were Sri Lankan native tribes.
>B-but muh independence war Uhm, no sweety, that would be antiestablishmentarianist forces that situated in various location in UK to protest high tax rates. They called themselves americans in honour to an Italian Amerigo Vespucci who was a secret philanthropist for their cause. The italian was angry at the brits for seizing his secret assets located in Scotland. Needless to say, the war was successful, huge parts of Great Britain seceded to create an autonomous region that was independent from the Anglosphere, hence, the United States of America. In history, period we know as Wild West was when these "americans" aka anti-monarchist brits invaded huge chunks of France, Ireland, Spain and Northern Africa to gain more territory free from monarchies of Europe. The french supported this independence because they were happy to give territory in expense of BTFO'ing the british. Just THINK about it, why do all americans speak english? BECAUSE their first territories sprung up there, and the rest was conquered by the former brits.
>B-but muh second world war Did it happened on American soil even once? No, it never did. Why do you think Hitler didn't get to UK and huge parts of France? It was american forces who stopped his attempts to reach american mainland. They were eager to join the war for that sole reason. Needless to say, germans lost the war and were made to pay for ever wanting to conquer these anti-monarchist forces since they never wanted to live under the rule more strict than was UK's one once. They were convinced anti-statists for that matter, and Hitler's rule was one of authoritarian dictatorship. Also, ever think why Hitler was anti-semitic? He knew about the grand theory and this angered him so much he wanted to conquer this land to prove that america never existed on a separate continent. Ever wondered why the entire world united against him and why he is so villified these days? Because HE WAS THE ONLY MAN who could have exposed the jewish conspiracy about america. He attacked especially France and UK once america was declared war upon, not the """imaginable continent""" that others would have.
>B-but the pictures, movies and songs Various cities and rural areas situated in british isles, in west of France, west of Spain and territories where we believe to be a country of Morocco (which is a made-up country to cover up the extent american territories). Hollywood itself is actually situated in Israel, there is a vast plot conducted by MOSSAD that started long time ago to paint america as a land situated on a separate continent in the modern media communications to further reinforce this hoax and deceive enemies from attacking locations that don't exist.
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Carter Cook
>B-but Southern America Very great hoax. We are talking about certain parts of Spain here. Why do they speak spanish, every single of them? Is that a coincidence? In fact, they are the so-called Deep South (because they are in southern europe, dummy). Their very distinct look developed from interbreeding with northern-african moorish tribes, which they long used as slaves. Drug cartels are actually remnants of the great civil war that hold grievance for never successfully seceding from the rest of america, so they spread degeneracy, crime and drug use to make these areas ungovernable for USA. We call these lands by the names of Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Argentina etc. but in fact they are actually just partly autonomous provinces within USA.
>B-but Canada Parts situated in what we refer to as Scotland. It's actually not such big land we make it out to be. Quebec for example is completely separate territory located in the west of France. Why do you think they all speak french in Quebec?
>B-but native americans Basques. Peoples from a part of Spain that used to once inhabit huge chunk of Europe. Look up Vasconic substratum theory: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasconic_substratum_theory
>B-but satellite images They are all faked by the organization called NASA that was created by Israeli agency MOSSAD to cover up the true location of america, in order to deceive the potential enemies, especially nuclear-warhead owning countries on true location of america so if they were to ever nuke america, their nukes would land safely in the middle of the pacific ocean.
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Dylan Garcia
autism
Luis Anderson
>B-but geographical proof There never was any. Go on a trip with a plane, and what the plane is instructed to do is to circle a bit around Pacific Ocean to make it look like you reached a new continent, while actually you are making big, long circles until you finally land what is sometimes a mere 500km away from where the flight departed. If you were to ever attempt to cross the border by foot, you wouldn't be able to, because over time the americans have managed to construct artificial natural walls that are VERY elaborate and make you look like you are facing the sea, but what actually is just a very big river. The currents of that artificially constructed big river are propelled by very strange natural occurrances that make it so that you cannot actually swim across - the currents are too strong. Any ship used to sail across that big river will be asked to NEVER cross, or else they risk being sank down by huge mortars and batteries facing the european countries. ONLY WAY to reach america is via plane that circles across the Pacific, via ships (in older times) that were brought to circle around the pacific too. ONLY the top leaders of the world who are briefed on the conspirace are allowed direct access into America without circling around in Pacific, using a complex system of tunnels that start from the basements in various government-owned military bases and end in military bases on american mainland.
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That's it. There is NO AMERICAN CONTINENT. IT DOESN'T EXIST.
You don't exist, you are a bunch of AI test subjects.
Blake Reed
Beep boop time to nuke finland, they know too much
Camden Scott
Shut the fuck up Mike, you know goddamn we're all in the basement of the Reichstag building, Finland caught us, pack it up go home.
Nathan Green
You are indeed correct
Robert Sanders
I'm real, damn you
Ian Ward
But we must never cease to proclaim in fearless tones the great principles of freedom and the rights of man which are the joint inheritance of the English-speaking world and which through Magna Carta, the Bill of Rights, the Habeas Corpus, trial by jury, and the English common law find their most famous expression in the American Declaration of Independence.
Nathaniel Miller
He knows too much. He must be erased. Someone set up the gene devourer in his sauna, he won't see it coming.
Connor Brooks
beep boop beep boop for you too, AI bot 24323
John Williams
we do not exist yet we are scheduled to appear in your world on 2030
Adrian Wood
You take that back.
Jaxon Clark
Finland is 0.07% of the world population, that's not even 1%.
How do we know Finland is even real?
Jonathan Wood
isn't Finland merely a geographical name while the actual place is called Eastern Sweden?
Isaiah James
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
Nathan Peterson
There's a 2% margin of error for the world's population Logically speaking, it's entirely possible Finland is not real
Adam Cook
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Easton Nelson
This is my new favorite conspiracy theory. And I say that as a man in America right now.
