What concessions do you usually get at the movie theater?
What concessions do you usually get at the movie theater?
some pigeonmeat or my falcon
crab legs with extra butter
valencia paella
and a diet coke
Normally just crab legs and falcon feed.
beer/wine
nachos
water
blue ICEE
Fermented crab.
I love buying a bucket of trash bag popcorn.
I prefer when a black man serve me popcorn and cola. If there is only a white chick/dude, then I just turn around and leave.
Usually none because that's where (((they))) get ya. I always really want some popcorn, but then that's going to make me want something to drink which is going to make me need to piss and I ain't about to miss some moobee.
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Nothing because i don't want to look bloated when i hit the showers
this
with loads of popcorn topping
A pack of candies and a blowjob.
Step aside, plebs
Lobster tail for myself, my wife usually gets some of Robert's cum for breeding.
Sorry but where's the crab?
Large popcorn/soda combo
Pretzel bites
Hot dog
Skittles
Anything for your wife's son?
>Robert's cum
Is this some weird British pastry or snack food?
A hammer and buttered toast
I dont eat popcork. It makes your fingers greasy wich in turn makes carrying anvil a nightmare
>pizza while sitting down
That's gross
I ate your wife's popcork last night
>He eats pizza laying down
You must weigh a little over 600lbs right?
He'll get some concerta from the theater pharmacy if he's acting up.
>sitting and laying down are the only options
>eating pizza laying down would be less gross than sitting
>He eats pizza kneeling down
Oh, you're just retarded then.
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>not hanging upside down
How do you even work out?
pretzel with cheese and a beer
Hey Robert, stopped by to use the bathroom again? Be careful not to wake my wife up.
>he doesn't stand while eating pizza
Wew
>needing to stand up every time you grab a slice.
Autism at its finest.
Sometimes I lay down tho
For me, it's one handed pull-ups. The best way to eat pizza.
How can I get the design of that cup on a t-shirt?
I don't need to I want to. Sometimes I run
>Not cartwheeling
Mega faggot.
Fermented Sneed.
I crab walk while eating crab pizza
bottlecaps and rootbeer.
went to see that new Planet of Apes and was absolety disgusted because i was only one eating anything in entire theater
Were you sitting?
yes
Gross
wtf?
Large popcorn/soda combo.
Caramel popcorn if I feel like splurging.
I just go to the paki store and sneak in a massive bag of toffee popcorn
kys seatcuck
>Caramel popcorn
What?
Steel cut oats with siracha and bacon
with a side of guac
it's shit
>he doesn't eat his 'za in the showers
If I can't sneak in the real thing I put this on popcorn
Popcorn. An ice cream if I'm feeling lucky, though I'd finish it before the commercials end.
>not sneaking in 2 bags of burger King and a bottle of ketchup in your trench coat
Wtf
>he lays down eating boneless pizza that stands up
What planet do you come from and how far away is our military from nuking it?
They sell crab at Burger King now?
Two scoops of ice cream
>Energy Drink
>Skittles
>Snickers Bar
Things got a lot easier with a gf, I could sneak way more in her bag then I could pockets, and I could go to all screenings, even the no singles ones.
>Don't mind me, just pirating those theater concession incomes
>boneless pizza that stands up
What did he mean by this
The perfect standing food
those little bag of peanuts and a flask of whiskey.
Back in the day...
Popcorn
Hot Dog
Nachos
Rasinets
Mountain Dew
Now
Water
>buying overpriced snacks, and not sneaking in your own.
A bottle of their finest cabernet.
Liquor (or juice, if I'm driving), popcorn (drenched in "butter"), and maybe some M&M's if I'm feeling extra fancy.
>wanting the kinoplex to close down
You know that they make next to nothing from the ticket sales, right?