Press play

>press play
>movie starts

>vhs tape stuck in vcr

>Press Any Key
>can't find Any on my keyboard

>Put my iPhone in car radio
>It doesn't play music

>climatic scene of a movie about to happen
>dvd skips
>rewind
>skips
>take disc out and look at it
>big scratch
And that's how I outgrew physical media

take better care of your shit

All I did was play frisbee

>millennial trying to sound hip

kys

It was a Netflix DVD

>press play
>small cutscene that fades to black
>movie starts

I'm 35 and still have like 40 vhs tapes, fagoot

likely all cheese pizza

That doesn't make any sense
It's predominantly horror movies

>adjust tracking
>white fuzzy line still on screen

>over 30
>over 40 vhs tapes
bruh your pedo just admit

I thought that was a joke, then I remembered Netflix used to mail you DVDs. Seems like stone age shit now, even just a few years later.

>about to watch illegally downloaded movie
>"where the fuck is CD2?"

>Press play
>its not a movie

Fuck off, retard

>when the left tries to meme

>2004
>put some disney movie in the dvd player
>disk is scratched and won't work
>ask dad if he can fix it
>he's drunk again and mumbles that I just need to put toothpaste on it
>smear an entire tube of colgate all over both sides of the disk and put it in thinking I'm hot shit because more toothpaste = more fixed
>it ruins the dvd player and the next morning dad wakes me up with a belt while yelling

uh huh...

I'm well read on the subject, Trump is fucking finished kiddo.

>grissled detective
>is an alcoholic
>hasn't seen his kids since his wife left him and took them years ago
>lives in shitty, darkly lit apartment with the blinds open just enough to let in the streetlight

literally never happened to me over like a billion casettes in several players

lol

This. I have DVDs that are 15 years old and not one mark cos I take care of them.

I never understood how someone can scratch their disks so much. I hate loaning DVDs to my friend cos he ALWAYS somehow scratches them

You know what sucks? One of my friends furiously wiped my limited edition king kong 2005 edition cos it wasnt playing (no scratches on disc and his dvd player was playing up anyway) AND HE FUCKING TOOK THE DISC AND WIPED IT REPEATEDLY IN A STRESSFUL WAY AND PUT SO MANY MARKS ON IT :(

>that gif
More pee dancing filmmakers

My VHS of the 1999 Mummy got ruined when I tried to take it out of VHS. Tape just ripped up.

Luckily ebay had many copies

>keeps plastic Hollywood trash on a shelf
>feels proud of it
>would show it to a female if any would deign to accompany him back to the grotto of body oder and semen he calls his apartment

>press play
>it ain't sneed

>press eject
>tape comes out of vcr
>inserts tape on VHS tape rewinder

Lol