Alright kids its a nude scene, cover your eyes

>alright kids its a nude scene, cover your eyes

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>watching Men in Black
>cousin covers my ears when the trucker says "shit" in the beginning

He grew up to be 5'8" so I got the last laugh.

why are you a nigger cat

>alright kids its a nude scene, time for genitalia inspection

>lazy apathetic substitute plays a movie with tits or swearing in it
>reacts too late every time
I swear they did it on purpose for some kind of fetish thrill

> watching Bates Motel with mom
> she bites lip

>alright son it's a nude scene, get on your knees

>He grew up to be 5'8" so I got the last laugh.
sounds like he didn't grow at all.

Illuminati

>Put dik on lip

>hot guy on screen
>gf sucks air spit through her teeth
>punch her in the nose

>every member of my family makes this joke about me every time there's a sex scene
>theres a sex scene in every movie
why did i have to be born ugly? its ont fucking fair.

Kek

Or grew down.

Stop watching movies with them.

>watching movie with female friend I'm movin in on
>sex scene happens
>she get horny and we fug
Perfect crime. Thanks Jim Carrey youtu.be/k8FLsZyA3kMr

fuck off normie

Make me

>sex scene starts
>while the sex scene rolls everyone talks about how much sex they had and describe how their last sex was
>hoping that the sex scene will be over before it's my turn to talk about a topic I have no experience in

>having friends

Fuck off normie

>having to brag about fucking some uggos here

I was talking about my family and not my friends.

oh im sory frend

...

>go to the theater
>movie has a sex scene
>I have to justify i'm not a virgin by giving the last 5 names, phone number and address of the people I fucked

I was just talking about Ann experience with a sex scene like everyone else in this thread. Sorry it triggered your autism. She was hot as fuck too. It's okay that you're jealous. You can be mad if you want but Id prefer it if you weren't.

>Last 5 names
So she was mexican?

Awesome post. Great story. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>watching movie with family
>sex scene starts
>I start 20 rant about how sex scenes are useless and contribute nothing to the movie

*20 minute rant

>...and describe how their last sex was
Sooo your parents describe the last time they fucked? Neato

>watching Sopranos with parents
>Bada Bing scene
>blurt out "huh is that Gina Lynn?"
>"Who's that, user?"

novus ordo seclorum

>watching movie with younger sis and her chad boyfriend
>sex scene comes on
>"user do you need a pillow?", implying I need to hide my boner
>both laugh hyserically
>mfw I get the last laugh when I jack off to them having sex in the next room

Watched A Clockwork Orange with my mum

Did you give her a bit of thee ol' IN-OUT-IN-OUT?

>He grew up to be 5'8" so I got the last laugh.

Kek

For you.

>on Sup Forums
>having sex

Was it Gina Lynn?

One of my most vivids memories I have is seeing Gone in 60 seconds at the theater with my family and my mom telling my dad "But user is here!!" when angelina and Nic Cage were about to fuck in the car

>watched Clockwork with 2 sluts
>didn't recreate the 3some scene with Beethoven's 5th playing

>kissing scene
>mom covers my eyes

Yeah, she was one of the strippers.

every moms around the world like this

>live in alternate reality that resembles porn plots
>sex scene comes up
>get boner
>mother notices
>"d-did you get a boner?"
>"don't worry, it's perfectly natural"
>"guess it can't be helped"
>sucks dick

it was almost as bad as when I forgot to take the garbage out and mom gave me a titjob to punish me.