What food do you take into the cinema?

I take a munchy box from Akbir's Deli (my local takeaway).

You eat all that by yourself? I don't believe you.

it is the american way you wouldn't understand

usually take a slow cooker and plug it in whilst watching the film. Eat during the third act

america has never had fucking autistic "munchy boxes" you jackass

For me, it's the McChicken

This I have to try. My local cinema doesn't have a falcon storage facility though so I'll have to carry the slow cooker under one arm and the falcon under the other.

I stop off at a local BBQ joint and get a rack of ribs. It's great, and you can just wipe the sauce off on the chairs.

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How are you even allowed to bring food to the cinema?

>americans

>being this new

>His socialist country doesn't let him bring in food to the theater

I bet his country is too poor for theater showers as well.

that would fucking stink, not only in the theatre, but anywhere
eat that shit outside

>Going to cinemas where eating food and drinking is allowed

Absolute pleb.

That's good for a snack but you'd eat in a couple minutes and have nothing when the movie actually starts. How do you make it last throughout the film?

>fatties trying to lose weight

can't hate on them tbqh fampai

anyone else's theater do mandatory bag checks? it was kinda awkward, we didnt have bags or anything but it felt like youre being detained for shop lifting

But munchie boxes are a British invention, Scotland specifically.

that's a fetish thing senpai

Don't listen to all these anons hating, feel free to eat your delicious munchy box as long as you use the poop scissors in the cinema bathroom afterwards.

That looks absolutely revolting

doner kebab meat is absolutely awful

What's the point of exercising at that weight? Just starve yourself a bit for a few weeks, you'll drop a lot of pounds

still have mommy making you dindins?

Would be better with actual chippy chips

Cause they wanna fucking eat.

They do a quick pat down at mine but they never go near your crotch for legal reasons. So you gotta pants every bit of food you want to bring in.

How much do you tip the wiper boy in the bathroom? I usually do about $8-$12 depending on how messy it is.

>What's the point of exercising at that weight?
To not feel guilty for eating.
They "run" for 5 minutes on the treadmill and call it a day, go home and eat a whole tub of ice cream because they "deserved it" for "working out". And then they complain how they are going to the gym and still no results and blaim genetics. That's american culture for you.

from the looks of those plastic cups and the the same arrangement of meat and chips and those pita breads i can assure you this is a british person

I don't, I just storm past the wiper boy and go straight to the cinema showers and get it all done in one go. Feel kinda bad for the person going in next though

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slowcookers are so based
dont know what I'd do without mine

stfu Sup Forums faggot, kebab is delicious

it is still taste good though

Some of my pals have a box of that shit regularly, it's fucking disgusting.

What's the shit on the right?

kebab meat

spotted the englander

doner meat slices

Possibly some part of lamb, nobody knows

Look at this infidel

>englander
How dare you

saw the hobbit with my brother and he brought in a subway sandwich

>Just starve yourself a bit for a few weeks, you'll drop a lot of pounds

Inplying these elephants that barely made it through the gym door have the willpower to do auschwitz tier starvation

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and here we go

i watch my movies at home because i'm not a pleb

Clearly powerlifters

the madman

>eating food while watching the movie
>not focusing on the movie

Yeah, watching shitty torrented encodes of films on your 30 inch gimmick filled Samsung SMART TV that you got on sale in Walmart is better than watching films at a cinema, right.

ja/ck/ thread

bitch I have a 22" Sony Trinitron m8 with Dobby Surround Signals I'll fuckin cut you