how did a bunch of zombies on an icey wasteland, get super long, and thicc iron chains?
why did no one tell the dragon cunt to just go after the main zombie fag so every one of them would die? why did she and the dragons flee before even attempting to kill the main guy?
>Let's kill the leader so we can kill all of them and get out of here
>No, I need to bring the wight back alive or people will think I'm crazy
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>iron
>main guy easily kills a dragon in one shot
>LOL LET'S JUST CHARGE HIM!
the main guy has bunch of spears, if dragon tries to get close to him he gets penetrated, also implying is some high tech to make iron-chains for white-walkers, for gods sakes they can see future and past, they are much smarter than average human
>>main guy easily kills a dragon in one shot
why did he wait forever and not target the stationary fucking dragon with everyone on it?
>implying the remaining two dragons both charging him from opposing sides wouldn't 100% guaranteed wreck his fucking ass
The night king literally walked into range of Drogon's fire breath and stood there for a good minute watching Jon Snow being useless.
>also implying is some high tech to make iron-chains for white-walkers, for gods sakes they can see future and past,
so before jon snow got out of the fucking water, they forged giant iron chains using le magic and pooped some iron ore out and made chains?
who the fuck even chained the dragon? first they can't cross a meter of water, and now they are divers?
can fire even kill a white walker?
It's extremely obvious that the writers are shit. The first clue was that weirdo timejump / alternative camera invasion of Casterly Rock.
It just kept happening from there, with people constantly narrowingly escaping dragonfire by jumping away.
Now dany in typical plot armor fashion just happens to come at the right moment, 500 miles away in the north to save everyone.
[insert dragon death to make it all meaningful and cool]
they cant cross because they cant swim, but they can walk underwater just fine, they had the chains available from white-walkers village.
>kills the dragon that's roasting all his troops
>walks through fire, has lived for thousands of years and possesses large variety of magic abilities
>DA DRAGONS COULDA KILLED HIM EZ
i agree with that sudenly everyone can travel 1000miles in 1minute. Like Euron appearing in a storm out of thin air. Now it feels like everything is happening in 15km radius srsly.
The show has become walking dead tier
the show has literally become TWD
>suddenly surrounded on all sides by teleporting zombies
Formerly of Chuck's
> Like Euron appearing in a storm out of thin air
I forgot about that, yeah that was weird too. Like seriously, they just catch them all? Euron was *just* talking to the Queen promising her gift.. and he immediately succeed at it right after. Was that in the same episode? I think so, I think it was literally like 10min after Euron talked to her in the throne room and then he already killed the ships of the other army.
Giants lived there, I suppose they forged those chains back in the days
the walkies luckily had it in their back pocket and used it before jon got out of the ice water? wew how lucky
>complaining about them having chains rather than the application
using ice as a makeshift pulley with giant chains is going crack the ice
it would also be very hard to pull the dragon out using those angles
> have fire swords
> freezing to death
>only thing protecting us is thin ice
>let it freeze instead of breaking it constantly
literally 0/10 show
Now that I think about it, the entire bullshit about "awww you shouldnt burn ppl"
"aww pls no attack Cersei, ppl would die"
is totally dumb. How do they come up with this crap, she killed plenty of the masters back in the sand land.
>le forced sister rivalry out of fucking nowhere
they were too busy, you dont understand
Why did the night king not put on his swimming trunks and take a dip to revive D Dragon?
they got giants in the army now.. who could easily just have chains like that if they want
Completely Agree with this. Wtf happened.
If you set a Walker in fire, does Fire Walk With Him?
Anyone else think it would have been a better ending if the last shot was just the dragon being pulled out of the water?
They could have had one of them ice giants pull a chain, mite have been a nice touch
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST GET ON THE FUCKING DRAGON? HE WAS RIGHT THERE! JUST GET ON!
THAT OTHER STUPID DRAGON AND YOUR UNCLE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
how are you going to complain about the fucking iron chains when every scene jumps weeks at a time.
hell the zombies probably went back home and made some chains and came back for the dragon.
arent zombies supposed to be hard to kill?
that one fat zombie in castle black Jon Snow was barely able to kill in a prolonged 1v1.
now they are cutting them down videogame style by the dozens.
>hell the zombies probably went back home and made some chains and came back for the dragon.
they got the dragon before jon got out of the water
>they were on the rock for days if not weeks and didnt freeze to death
>they got the dragon before jon got out of the water
what? so youre saying they had a flashback then a flashforward?
im not saying theres weeks in between every scene.
This is the 3rd episode of this nonsense I've ever watched, the others were Hardhome which was pretty good once it got going and the one after that which I couldn't give a shit about.
>tense and evocative mission into the snowy tundra
>every time it heats up they pour cold water on it with scenes of two girls that can't act to save their lives talking about inconsequential nonsense
>burning swords attack bear then suddenly they just vanish and are lying on the ground
>dragon just stands spouting fire at jobbers rather than turning around and ending the entire thing immediately
>were they carrying those chains for this purpose?
>they only appeared to be about ten miles from the big wall, shouldn't that mean it'll all be ogre when the baddies get there in about three hours?
This was the stupidest episode yet desu
I know the show is complete schlock for a few seasons but this season takes the cake.
>According to Sansa, Jon hadn't contacted her for weeks about anything. So has he been north of the wall for weeks or does he just not give a shit about it? If the former, how the fuck Gendry runs all the way back to EW before they die of starvation sitting in the middle of the lake for 2 weeks?
>Why the fuck does Jorah dual wield daggers?
>ima aim at the speeding dragon two hundred meters in the air rather than the static one on the floor in front of me that's collecting all the people I've sat at this lake watching for a month straight which is mounted by a woman who controls the dragon's currently decimating my army
>given up caring about surprise fleets of 10000 stealth ships built in a few months that can travel thousands of miles in a scene
people can freeze to death overnight yet those guys were fine while barely moving at all for what i assume was at the very least a day
whats up with Uncle Benjii just randomly appearing and saving Jon Snow, how often is this shit gonna happen
and why doesnt he stay on the fucking horse?
what the fuck, they could have rode it together. It's not that much slower if you ride it with two people is it?!
I guess they had to add the weirdo magic fire lantern weapon, otherwise people would just wtf in their brains about this guy being able to ride through the zombie lines, finding Jon Snow just at the moment where he climbs out of the freezing cold water (soaked, he wouldnt even be able to move in that water, much less after this much time has passed and the zombies moved off again)
Utterly and completely bollocks, that entire episode was amateur tier wtf.
>I've sat at this lake watching for a month straight
didnt he have something more important to do?
>didnt he have something more important to do?
he was browsing Lexee Smith webms on his phone
>According to Sansa, Jon hadn't contacted her for weeks about anything. So has he been north of the wall for weeks or does he just not give a shit about it?
i assumed john went south to daenarys and then straight to the wall without stopping at winterfell
Can someone tell me who fell down into the walkers pit during that finale fight? it was too pixelated for me to tell, was it the basterd boy?
no the bastard boy was the one they sent running, i think the one that fell was one of those lord of light guys
lel, I couldn't see either, and I was watching at high-as-fuck bitrate with crystal clear image. but no, the bastard was the one who ran back.
aye, i remember now, but to be honest i cant remember the crew except the topknot guy, the hound and the one eye respawn boi
I watched it on spankbang(porn site) and it had ok quality
are Dany & Friends going to be stupid enough to actually meet with Cersei so she can kill someone important or are they gonna be smart and just have someone deliver the zombie to king's landing, so people know the faggets are real?
me neither.
>zombos can't swim, so they stand around until the ice gets thick enough to walk across
>somehow they're able to get three giant chains under water and tie them around the dead wyvern
GoTfags will literally defend ANYTHING
obviously they will meet on neutral ground and then Cersei will ambush them anyway
How the fuck did it end up like this? How the fuck can DnD be so fucking out of the loop about what made the first seasons good? About what makes the books good?
I cared a lot about this show, i was so glad to get a fantasy series that isn't for children and based on the ASOIAF and when i started watching season 1 all those years ago i was so pleasantly suprised to see that it atcually good. Well written, well acted, detailed and beautiful to watch.
The fact that it's turned into this perverted, dumb and cringy mess that it is now is making me depressed and the fact that DnD isn't getting lashed for it is disheartening.
If you are someone who has enjoyed the last 2 seasons, perhaps you think it's the best seasons thus far, HOW did you sit through the first seasons?
>wyvern
this. the dragon's aren't even dragons
also
>that part in last ep where Jon touches the "dragon"
>90's tier shit CG
you know the commander that turned them can literally order them to drown themself in order to wrap the chain around the dragon, right?
without a pleb fanbase
>sansa would Kill arya on the same night sleep with little finger get in his head find out all his secrets when he is vulnerable kill him unite the north behind her go to jon and dany wedding kill them both form an alliance with her 1st husband tyrion to control dany army kil the dragons and take the kingdom from cersie BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN SO FUCK THIS TRASH
>If you are someone who has enjoyed the last 2 seasons
OP here. I literally rather watch Season 1 again than continue watching the new shit, but I'm in too deep.
keep drinking the kool-aid, ledditor.
And when all the rotten muscles and ligaments freeze twice over, what makes them keep going? Why even have the living turned """"undead"""" if you can make things move through sheer magic alone?
Proof that the jews in showbiz are there for pure nepotism and nepotism only
Or even better, he obviously knew he was going to rescue hime, why not bring two horses?
>I just had a vision
>send a crow to Jon
>tell that fagget to get on the fucking dragon and tell Dany to cook the main zombiefag
Jon survived being in the freezing cold water for a while, why wouldn't the reanimated dead corpses?
That that one guy ran back in the time it took for the water to refreeze means they couldn't have been more than 20 miles from the wall and that's a stretch, more like 12.
Because he didn't have to intricately wrap heavy chains around a wyvern's husk on the bottom of the lake.
>*teleports behind your plot/writing and kills it*
>nothing professional, kid
the water could've froze a long time ago tho, its just because of the Hound's rock that the walkers realised it's solid enough to cross
how did jon n friends survive long enough for ice to be thick enough for an army?
shit writing
shit season
But if they didn't agree on getting a zombie to Cercei, how would the Lichking get his dragon?
Seriously, its a retarded plot devise to get her/the dragons north to give him the opportunity to get one.
They could've send one undead over the ice every hour to see if it breaks. Stop blaming the Hound.
Useless little shit
They could have killed all of the guys on the island with their ice spears.. but then there would have been no dragons.
Thats why they waited.
But then they didn't to make it more dramatic for the viewers and Danys arrival more heroic.
The whole fight makes no sense, no matter how you turn it.
but they didn't, stop being a cunt because something happened differently that you'd have done it
Rewatch season 1
In the books his fire sword requires blood. They kind of half show it in the show with the gesture but I'm not sure if they're legit hinting to that or just doing a cool gesture
its just a trick to make Littlefinger think his plan works. In reality Bran told them what he is up to and they are just acting.
They sure try
>they are just acting.
but neither of them can act :^)
its just some D&D garbage.
They really try to get rid of all the dialogue-heavy side characters
The zombies might have not realised but the cunts on horses aren't just going to stand and watch them for a laugh, three hours for that water to freeze is the uppermost limit and in reality it would be under an hour.
>thin ice
in a region where it's been winter since the dawn of time.
And which breaks when 5 people walk over it, but holds a whole army after it froze again in a single night
Why are they in such a hurry though? Are they not making money with the show?
They could just make more seasons, they dont have to make it so shit
D&D :3
My son...the day you were born, the very forests of Winterfell whispered the name...Bran.
how would you know that? if the water is really salty, it could take a long time for it to freeze, especially since the ice was really brittle to begin with
>salty
>lake water
The only way this barely makes sense is if every cut to a new location is like a week or couple days "in-universe" time.
>lakes can't be salty
how new into geography are you?
it amuses me to no end that I finally get internet service back after a few days with it being out and the first thing I see when I get back on Sup Forums is the new episode of GoT on porn site of all places.
I thought the point of zombies was to have them be frantic dead people, not an organized army of skeletors.
Yeah but somehow Brienne's trip to Kings Landing is supposed to be a "long journey"
Because no horses north of the wall?
a woman gave birth to a cloud
a FUCKING CLOUD
and you care so much about chains?
the Night King's army is utter shit. Humans will wipe them out in about 10 mins once they have dragon glass..... except that isn't what will happen.
>It's a Sup Forums autists believe a GOT episode takes place in the same hour time of it's duration.
Remember when crossing a bridge or not was a major plot point?
When D&D were following the book, Beric actually lit his sword in fire by using his blood during his fight againts the hound.
He was close to leveling and needed a bit more exp.
This episode was shit but this isn't something you faggots should be complaining about. The episode even showed them sinking to the bottom of the lake, why is them somehow chaining the dragon such a big fucking deal to you people? There are a dozen other things wrong with this episode. The wights chaining the dragon to hoist it back to the surface is not one of those problems.
jesus youre tistic. They're zombies powered by magic.
This. The show clearly shows multiple days
He is self conscious about his stiff nipples
Didn't the willing leave a bunch of ships behind when they escaped with johnny ?
Those are the chains from their (whatever that thing is called that hold the ship in place)