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you're not Japanese
nice one
you're not Japanese
i'm Korean
乙
I'm Mongol(East Asia)
I'm you (from an alternate universe)
kek loser
day
book
some shit that has a number in it which i don't remember (is it 7 or 9 or something)
some hiragana for the last two?
how did i do?
>some shit that has a number in it which i don't remember (is it 7 or 9 or something)
+ the kanji for "open"... i think.
Fuck off Korean gook, leave my Ruski brother alone.
pretty close
日 day/sun
本 book/orgin
語 language
But 日本->Japan and 日本語->Japanese
スレ is thread in katakana
poland is just as bad as russia
凹凸
oh btw the number 五 is 5
aha yes, this kanji for day also meant japan and the one for "open" also meant "mouth"
ty twice!
No, its not. You are a fucking retarded conformist drone, living in nightmarish shithole where people kill themselves over a failed school test.
Fuck you, oriental scum of the east.
i live in Germany you loser
Poland is one of the worst countries in Europe
i would rather live in Syria than Poland
I think he meant Germany...
Germany is west of Poland
Glad I could help
No, you said you are Korean.
Goymoney is being destroyed by hordes of Muslims, and poland is a perfect ethnostate. Fuck off gook.
Well but the Turks who inhabit Germany are oriental
i'm a korean trapped in the body of a german aryan
Uhm... no they arent?
所でドイツ人、お前は誰と話しているか分かる?
彼を見ると皆がGKを連呼する理由か分かる?
speak english when you talk about me
Nope.
Oriental means from the eastern world, Turkey is in the near east
Iiiiiit's far fetched but I think I can make it work somehow
GKはざーなんて言えばいいかな
ちょっと頭が悪くて、気が違いけどそんなに悪い奴だと思わない
ok whatever
i'm the master of this thread and Sup Forums
I know everything about the world, i'm perfect
DO NOT TALK TO ME
I am to smart for you
Hello, why were you absent all this time?
やっぱざーなんの方がセーフと思う。
>ちょっと
【エーフ】の''蛙国籍''常連者に殺害予告したことがあると知ってるのかな。
I have a job and a gf
Make me believe
>【エーフ】の''蛙国籍''常連者に殺害予告したことがあると知ってるのかな。
知らなかった
エーフちゃんに本当だ?エーフちゃんは子犬みたい…
どうしてそういうことを言った?
多分GKを見直すべきだ
hamstersはGKとの見分けがマジでつかない
i was depressed and suicidal and didn't want to talk to anybody
I hate Japanese faggots (i.e. all Japanese people)
>本当
本真よ。スクリーンショットも撮ったりした。
>多分GKを見直すべきだ
余りにも近寄らなければいい。
悪いのはエーフがソーシャルメディアで接触したらしい。
But that's your normal state bro
なんとか悪口されたかのように感じる
聞かせてくれてありがとう
気をつけるよ
Perfumes look weird not wearing heels
gib me german gf
Here you go one GF
It's called Alexander and will help you to smite your enemies
...
横だけど
そんな訳で彼はこのスレでは嫌われているから
ドイツ旗の君はコテをつけるか特徴的な画像を貼り続けた方が良い
皆はドイツ旗を警戒してる
morning
乙
右下何だよwww
> ドイツ旗を警戒してる
別に
コテは、まあ、コテを使うと嫌われる
だけどこの特別な場合においては使うべきかもしれない
i am
おちゅでちゅ
はよ
GKとの識別のために、コテを頼む
日本語:Japanese
スレ:thread
それは｢おうとつ｣
凸凹とかくと｢でこぼこ｣となる
日は太陽の象形なのでそのような意味はない
open:開
mouth:口
GKは極度の自閉症だ
Japanese woman ugly
と書くので嫌っている
日本語を喋ってる分には区別がつくから大丈夫だけどね
彼は日本語が喋れない、若しくはGoogle翻訳だから
ジャーマンkoreanbooは日本語できない。
誰か痛い馬鹿が勝手に別人をジャーKと間違えて認定厨と化していただけ。
ドイツ旗は比率の多い旗のひとつ。
gkなんて元々ここでは印象の薄い外国旗の一人に過ぎない。
大物扱いアホくさい。
...
識別ができないのは、おまえも同じだな
脳病
ドイツ旗の日本語話者は元々何人もいるんだから、一番マイナーなgkなんかを理由に他のドイツ旗を追い出すなよ。
パンツ屋が日本語堪能なドイツ旗にからかわれてGK認定していたのは知ってるが、嘘情報を撒き散らすなよ。
お前の匿名でやるグロ画像荒らしに比べたらかわいいもんだ。
www
揚げ
今日も休みを立派に無駄にしてしまいそうだー
A girl wants to 自然に触れたい with me what does that mean she wants to visit the forest?
>visit the forest
yeah, i guess.
unless you were talking about foreplay.
>大物扱い
www
僕の彼女が毎晩大物を扱ってます
ありがとうございます
年度末のせいで、予算使い切り工事が頻繁
around my house
We were talking about how I had sex with another friend of mine last week before and she added a 笑 after her message so maybe she meant foreplay after all, I have to investigate!
We may be able to help you if you give us a little more context.
自然に触れたい is a pretty weird choice of words.
隣のおじさんの大物ですね
わかります
>We were talking about how I met a girl recently and that we had sex etc
>Asked her what she had been doing
>Replied nothing
>I said, lets do something fun sometime
>She said yes
>I said what do you want to do?
>"自然に触れたい 笑"
じゃない生きてたんか
I think she wanted to change the topic because she didn't want to keep lewd talk anymore. Japanese people hesitate to say "I hate ~~"
She wants to go to the forest.
Is she from a rural area but currently living in a big city?
ご無沙汰様ですー
今日はピッザを作りました
We live in Toookyooo
maybe but she was the one that steered me onto the topic of s〇x
Did you make the dough as well?
Are you the Swede with a Korean gf?
yes I did! Just yeast, salt, little pinch of sugar, flour and water.
That's impressive.
You are very talented.
thank you!
do you enjoy baking?
only basic stuff
こんにちは
可愛い友達を作るためにここに来た
誰かが一番になるか
do you kidnap kids?
は、裸足・・・
ウッ
ふぅ
That's an awfully personal question to ask someone who isn't even your friend yet!
好き?
my bad.
I've spent too much time on Sup Forums and forgot my manners.
You would do well to remember them, unless your goal was to besmirch me all along. Now that I feel like we have made some progress on our relationship I can answer you; no I do not kidnap kids.
>I do not kidnap kids.
Of course. I don't know why I asked.
朝日新聞が放った矢の破壊力が凄まじい。本当に日本を救ってくれるのか…。
来月から朝日買ってみようかな。
今日はちょっと寒い
雨が降ってる@tokio
三寒四温中
読めよ、馬鹿
How would you write the name
Nishimura Taiga
in kanji?
You can write kanji names however the fuck you want
you feel me?
どんな矢?
メロンパン?
手作りとは凄い
ようこそUKくん
Nishimura is 西村
but I don't know about Taiga.
because there are lots of kanji.
大雅、大河、大海…etc…
mnamae.jp
泡沫夢を浚う。
I have no idea what you mean. To be honest the concept of kanji still fucking baffles me. Like, if my name is Nishimura Taiga, and like I’m at a library in Japan and some hands me a piece of paper and asks me to write my name, I have no idea how you do that.
>Like, if my name is Nishimura Taiga, and like I’m at a library
What the fuck is wrong with you?
you can write
中出し and say that it is pronounced Nishimura but people will think you are crazy
Here is one way of writing
nishimura 西村
It was just a mundane example, Muhammad. Calm down.
reddit.com
OH YOU, SILLY JAPS
>LIKE, if my name is Nishimura Taiga, and LIKE I'm at a library
You people depress me.