LARA CROFT IS BACK, BABY! YAAAAS

LARA CROFT IS BACK, BABY! YAAAAS

Where are the tits? Why did they cast a little boy as Lara?

she is looking good. hopefully her perforance isnt bad like in jason bourne

Why does Hollywood hate large titties

We can't offend the people who would never watch this movie or play the games, user. That would be wrong.

YAAAAAASSSSSS QUEEN SLAAAY

Isn't modern Lara a lot flatter?

Though she also gets brutalized like it's a fucking snuff film.

Xev Bellringer should be Lara.

Too old, fat and ugly.

Hollywood is trying to normalize a flat/petite beauty style to fulfill their ultimate goal of normalizing the pedophilia they practice today far into the future.

>Isn't modern Lara a lot flatter?
No, not compared to her anyway.

I want to fuck modern Lara so bad.

So do I.

will there be a swimming pool scene?

it wasnt the boobs i was interested in...

>No breasts
>No hourglass shape

Looks more like Uncharted to me.

>tfw she was literally perfect in Tomb Raider (2013), and they remade her uglier and with smaller tits in the sequel.

And m-maybe they could add an incest backstory?

but she's not real ;_;

>doesn't even look sexy
Who's the audience for this shit?

Her breasts looked the same size to me.

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I don't even mind the small tits, but she needs to look like she's at least seen someone do a squat.

Miracle of the universe.

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this was a mistake

miss booby lara

I am a man of dfc and even then this disgusts me

I miss young(er)(MILF) Jolie
I miss Jolie's natural tits


>tfw her fucking daughter with Pitt is on trans-hormones some other shit to make her a guy
why did everything go so wrong

Who is this twink shitskin? Isn't Lara supposed to be a busty white woman? Is this another Wonder Woman situation?

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she's not a shitskin though she is a sticc

Not my Lara

M-MOMMY

gotdamn
She's clearly mixed race.

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The daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would cause every male who laid eyes on her to steal and kill their way to rape her. It would destroy the world. They had to be proactive and destroy the daughter before it could reach puberty.

Why did they get someone with pancake tits?

who would you have cast instead, Sup Forums? and provide visual evidence

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She's literally Jewish what a fucking surprise

why was everything about her mansion so spoopy

it didn't help that I watched The Shining when I was 5 and related every large house to that

>Ethnicity: Swedish, approx. 1/4 Finnish, distant Baltic German
really made me think

Awful face.

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stop being gay

>movie based on 2013 nu-Lara adventures
>waaah why doesn't she look like her 1996 counterpart
Really made me think

Literally perfect. Its as if EIDOS looked into the future and knew Angelina Jolie would eventually play her in a live action adaptation...

nu-lara has a good ass. Does this actress at least have a nice rear end?

stop being a shit eating dumb faggot

>lara croft and the mystery of the giant fucking head

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Angelina Jolie is like Cameron Diaz in that she was only ever hot in one film.

Jolie will always be a deformed hag. How do you guys get past the uncanny valley with her? Now even her tits are fake. Disgusting.

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don't you have some gay porn to watch? shoo

She looks like a tranny, and not a very good one.

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She barely even looks like her 2013 counterpart.

Is this just gonna be a retelling of the 2013 game?

Thiccfags and cowtit lovers BTFO. Based hollywood preferring cuties over bimbos.

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Don't you? I mean, you like girls with man faces like Jolie's. I bet you love gay porn.

Looks like Michael Jackson.

>tramp stamp
discarded

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She's swarthier than some Arabs.
>I'm 100% white I swear!
No.

Went back and watched both Jolie Tomb Raiders recently and it definitely was the perfect casting for her.
She was so fucking good, even if the films weren't fantastic.

>Xev Bellringer
>find out her newest vid involves actual penetration
>about to fap to it when see the end where the guy cums too early

At least I hope this means there'll be a more proper one in the future

young jolie looks too jewish

>Jolie
>man face
user..

Whose face is pretty enough to play this? A young Kate Beckinsale is all I can think of.

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>too jewish

Now that's something you'll never hear in Hollywood.

A brunette Alice Eve would've been pretty perfect too

>every Scandinavian is pale as milk with blonde hair and blue/green/grey eyes
user it simply isn't true, I've known people who look like her and are 100% natives.

>that face

honestly I dont find this attractive. maybe it's the nigger lips, maybe it's the very masculine jawline and bone structure. something is just off about her

>Xev Bellringer
shit taste user, total dogshit taste

Kek, so they are going to change a game character made to stimulate teenage boys into a feminist appealing icon, meaning abandoning their built-in audience for twitter ragers...

(((Hollywood))) , obviously the jewish inbreeding will be it's demise.

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Okay, she looks like a decent tranny in this one. Pic related is a feminine face.

>A brunette Alice Eve would've been pretty perfect too

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Matt Damon plays Jason Bourne, retard.

Honestly if you don't find
attractive you might seriously, unironically, be homosexual.

This is actually a fantastic shout. She looks the part mostly, is British, is critically acclaimed and a much better action star than the likes of Johannson nevermind Vikander.
I can only assume she didn't want the part

She's really not attractive and skilled enough to play Lara. May I suggest pic related? Maybe John could be in the movie too...

>appreciate body
>hate on face

If you like women with that kind of face you might be gay, buddy.

Sorry jews, but this is my Lara Croft.

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im not gonna lie, I like her feet

>that hedge maze
>totally lost
>hear tell tale rattle
>no NO
>it slowly grows louder
>HOW'D HE ESCAPE THE FREEZER
>the shaking tray and moaning steadily grow ever louder

individually maybe the features are good but all mashed together its crap

>full lips and a strong jaw are gay
Whatever you say, man.

What did you say, you subhuman?

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brunette user

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I dont see that kid growing up to be a modern day Helen of Troy, even if she didn't just fuck herself up. But I guess it shows that crazy runs in the family.

>approx. 1/4 Finnish

Yes, she still looks way too white for being part mongol

Wtf? Is this footage for the new Alien movie?

>wrinkled man hands
dropped