In the season 2 finale of Buffy, Spike choked Drusilla until she passed out

In the season 2 finale of Buffy, Spike choked Drusilla until she passed out.

Vampires don't breathe though, so how did that happen?

A chokehold also cuts off bloodflow to the brain

How did Angelus kill that gypsy dude if he didn't get invited in?

Yes, and the reason it knocks you out is because the blood is carrying oxygen to your brain, but vamps don't need it..

The show is obviously unconcerned with realism in every way, and the vampires, at least the sexy ones, are generally treated as superhumans rather than animated corpses. They can eat, drink, smoke, and have sex, and in his own show serious fights leave Angel panting, sweating and bleeding.

But vamps do need blood to survive, so it makes sense autismo

>Vampires don't breathe
Drusilla doesn't know that, that's why it worked

In the middle of S2, Buffy and Angel have sex. Vamps have no heartbeat, how'd he get hard?

Prove he wasn't just pushing a rope up a hill.

I was going to say this but this only raises more questions

Shit, I really gotta think about this one, OP

That doesn't sound like perfect happiness.

Vampires don't need oxygen, they need blood. Without blood, the demon starts dying.

They go insane. They don't die.

Well-fed vampires have more blood than a normal human.
That's Angel's secret. He's always hard.

That would explain the 5 hour thing later.

Spoike says they turn into spoopy skellingtons

Angel didn't eat for like 5 months when his millennial turned on him and stuck him in the ocean. He was not a skeleton.

He was bloated with water. Have you ever seen a drowned corpse?

How does Angel do his hair? He can't look in the mirror

There's a chain of 24 hour barbers that only employs blind people in both Sunnydale and LA, he uses them exclusively.

You fags are applying human logic to the living dead.

He uses a water puddle.

In S2 of Buffy its established that Angel lived as a street rat for the last 100 years until Whistler visited him in 1996, but in his own show we see he lived like any normal loner, such as when he stayed at that demon possessed hotel in the 50s or when the government visited him in his apartment during WW2 and made him get on that submarine. What's up with that?

He had a relapse after feeding on some guy.

they retconed it, yes, but they kinda fixed it in 'orpheus' when they showed he was riddled with guilt after feeding on a shooting victim, so he was only gutter trash for like 30 years tops.

Something I always wondered about Angel (and Spike), when they get their soul back is it the original person (Liam, William) re-entering their body and suppressing the demon, or is it simply the demon now has feelings and a conscience?

whatever the plot demands.

>or is it simply the demon now has feelings and a conscience?

This one.

Vampires are dead humans whose corpses are inhabited by demons, they always just seemed to use "soul" as a synonym for "conscience", if it was really the original person being merged into the demon then I suspect they'd be pretty confused about being several hundred years in the future than anything else.

Gypsies aren't people

How come the deep sea pressure didn't completely fuck up Angel's body?

How come vampires can't do CPR? They should arguably be better at it than humans because they wouldn't be using any of the oxygen from the air.

How come someone tortured Spike by holding his head underwater?

>How come someone tortured Spike by holding his head underwater?
season 7 does not exist.

obviously spike made her pass out using magic. he only choked her for fun

Does anyone else agree with me that Buffy went to shit after Season 3? I mean there were some good episodes later but the whole set up of the show was ruined after that and it just devolved into typical Whedon misery porn.

Yep. The first 3 seasons forever have a place on my HDD, but i will only ever watch select episodes from the later seasons.

Actually the misery porn is the only aspect I enjoyed of the later seasons. Season 6, I think, whichever one has her forced back into existence after her satisfying mic-drop moment.

When vampires eat regular food, how does it get digested?

>college
>college campus home to government demon testing
Season 4 is so hard to get through. It's where I stopped on my last rewatch, not even Spike can save it.

What exactly was wrong with it other than your autism?

I hated 4 too, especially shit like Beer Bad and the buffy crying over chad tricking her into sex. And the idea that the government would assign college kids to take on demons is just laughable.

>And the idea that the government would assign college kids to take on demons is just laughable.

It's a good thing they didn't then.

>y-you sperg!
why would I even bother getting into it with you?

Excellent confession.

Why do millennials have to do the "everything explained/everything wrong with" autismfest on everything now?
It's like we can't simply enjoy any fucking thing anymore without this shit.
Vampires are literally, reanimated corpses possessed by demons
>b-but... muh logic...

...

>this is somehow anything new
>muh millennials
This shit has existed at least since Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was writing Holmes.

season 1 was shit except for maybe 3 episode
season 2 was 80% shit (only gotten good after Angel turned, and even after that it had shit eps like go fish or killed by death)
season 3 is great all around, i agree.

He killed him in a hotel, they don't have same rules as houses. In Angel season 2 angel tells gunn about the 'iffy' rules of how vampires deal with public domain dwellings and he basically said 'it depends."

why do non-millennials obsess over millennials?

Season 5 is decent but I think the story arc overwhelmed the show too much and the Dawn arc ultimately went nowhere. 6 and 7 are straight up bad though.