Have you ever beat off to a dead actress?

Have you ever beat off to a dead actress?

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Lauren Bacall

Do porn stars count?

Yeah. Marilyn Monroe and Rita Hayworth. Sister from that 70s show. Few porn actresses too

Sister from that 70s Show died? Jesus.

Why though? Do you have no shame? No morals?

Yeah she was a massive druggie

What exactly is immoral about it? Hurts nobody. If people can still enjoy their acting performances after death, why can't I enjoy jerking my dick to them? It's not like I'm fapping to their rotting corpses, is it?

Brittany Murphy
Carrie Fisher
Savannah Gold

>It's not like I'm fapping to their rotting corpses, is it?
It kind of is, you can't imagine having sex with them because they're dust and bones.

I can't have sex with many women I fap to anyway because
A)Will never meet them
B)Probably won't want me
C)Much older than their prime
D)2d

Doesn't stop the dick wanting what it wants

No, I only ever use my imagination.
Pornopgraphy is more damaging to the mind than heroin.

A 2D woman never existed though.

Yeah but I can still fap to anything as long as I have an image of it in my head. The present reality is irrelevant to my faps

Dead people don't exist in any reality anymore. How can you imagine a dead person alive?

Because I don't know them personally? Actors and actresses essentially ARE their characters for anyone who doesn't know them personally. It's harder to imagine them old and rotting underground than the film that I saw them in when they were in their prime. Much easier

It's not harder for me.

Well I guess we're different people. I've only done it a couple of times when I've been horny and they've been kinda there, it's not a habit certainly but I have no qualms about it

Yeah River fuels my fantasies

I fapped to the jokah, baby

It's called having a basic sense of imagination my dude. Sounds like you might legitimately have the case of the tisms

How do you not think about the fact that they're dead

What kind of retarded logic is that? I can imagine having sex with anyone, you fool. In fact, i'm imagining having sex with your dead mother right now.

Because it's not that big of a deal. We only know them for their performances. Even if the thought did pop into my head it's not like I would lose my boner anyway because I wouldn't fixate on it. A fap is a fap

My mom was fucked by a bus full of niggers, now you have aids!

My mom isn't dead.

Pretty sure the virus would be dead unless she literally died hours ago. user is clean and your mom still got skullfucked, sorry

>I wouldn't fixate on it. A fap is a fap
I can't finish masturbating sometimes because I get too depressed or the thought of a woman having sex with me is too unrealistic.

Sounds like a personal problem user. I'd try improving your quality of life. The benefits won't be limited to fap quality either

check again

Yes, to Christina Grimmie.

Exclusively

Jesus, but I don't think I can do it, man. Don't tempt me.

Look up Virginia Bell and thank me in 15 minutes

Grace Kelly

She's a Titcow with the face of a heavyweight boxer

Audrey Hepburn is cute! CUTE! And she could certainly use a release.

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Have I!

> Hey, buddy it's Dad. Why don't you have a seat I got some bad news.,.

I just can't do it, man.

Countless times

Masturbating to Audrey Hepburn would be like masturbating to Emma Watson. Why would anyone ever do that?

DELETE THIS!!!

First post best post

Who's the biggest and best titcow?

you killed the thread you stupid fucking titfag I need actual discussion

Claudia Cardinale

Should've included a why in the OP, or how. How do you bring yourself to masturbate to dead people?

You too.

Twice the day after she died. Had to rewind the dance scene to get the second one in.

F

>he hasn't fapped to Marilyn Monroe at least once

Gotta be someone from a Russ Meyer film

I never met them and in most cases I heard about them when they were already dead. There's no connection to a real human being, it's just a babe on the screen. No different than masturbating to japanese cartoons, really.

What kino is this?

That's a little hot.

This

I saw clips from this scene (the movie was never finished because she got fired) and holy shit. The woman was sex incarnate.

You never once thought it'd be weird, disrespectful, or creepy?

WTF? If they're alive, the chances of you even running into them on the streets is just as good.

what

Different strokes for different folks

The SVU broad's mom

Well you got me on murph. She was one of my early faps

It doesn't count if it was before they died.

Only one I can think of then, is Anna Nicole smith.i was young. Didn't give two shits.

my nigga

>Didn't give two shits.

If you don't offer your semen as sacrifice to women in the underworld then you don't know shit about television and film.

I bet you think your dead grandmother watches you while you masturbate.

what's wrong with you

>Claudia Cardinale

is still alive

although she kind of looks like the crypt keeper now

Hormones. Not sorry.

>tfw Dailymotion used to have hundreds, if not thousands of classic softcore porn clips like this one
>tfw they've all been taken down

So many faps lost in time, like tears in rain.

Used to jack off to Ally Sin all the time

Marylin Monroe i guess

So many times...

That French girl from Mind Your Language

How'd you do it?

That Asian mother who committed suicide after being harassed by Nancy Grace had a masturbation video up on the net for a while.

With two hands usually

There were no qualms? No hesitation? You didn't feel like you were doing something wrong?

>Brittany Venti

Why? You're not standing over her fucking coffin.

sometimes I search for 40's related stuff.
I like to tell myself that the farther it is, the less guilty I feel.

and I like vintage classical ladies...

This. As if all of the photo sets were meant for something else.

dat ass on the right

Think she's happy as a hairdresser now? I wish I could see her smile.

Literally perfect and the drugs fucked her and her son up hard.

...

but they're dead, they're a rotting corpse or dust now.

Yeah I heard the hairdresser thing too, I do wish her the best she always looked miserable in porn.

That's part of the reason I fap to her but that freakout video after getting snatch rubbed in her face after getting squirted on by 10 or so girl beforehand is pretty dumb. Maybe that was the breaking point but I still enjoyed it.

you're not fapping to their corpse, dude, you're fapping to whenever they did porn.

>Mind Your Language
wait there is another person on Sup Forums that's heard of this show?!

Are you serious in this thread or just looking for pics of vintage women? You asking "How?" so many times makes me think serious.
What's the difference to you? They're pictures, sometimes moving ones. You've never known the person on the other side of them and they'll never know you exist. Masturbating to older pictures is identical to masturbating to the newest exploited teenager. "Shame", "morals", how do you even think they're brought into it? You're cranking one off, as long as it's legal what's the issue? You can't even shut your brain off long enough to jerk off?

I'm very serious.
>You can't even shut your brain off long enough to jerk off?
I guess not. I was kind of trying to coax myself into breaking my rule, but I don't think I can. It's not just videos or images to me. No matter how it or they might be I can't get around the fact that they're dead.

Like, I can do incest porn and sissy porn, but dead actresses are too much. I can't just enjoy a video or picture because I'm thinking about having sex with them while masturbating and I can't imagine having sex with someone who's no longer breathing and hasn't been breathing for years or even decades. The fat has decayed. They're bones and dirt now. I haven't been able to beat off to Princess Leia porn since Carrie died and I can only do Amidala porn because I never got around to watch Revenge of the Sith.

I can't even masturbate to women when I find out they're lesbians. The minute I find out all attraction dies instantly.

Okay, you can't masturbate to a character because the character dies in her third movie, and despite already knowing this, you are comfortable with yourself and your actions because you haven't actually seen her die? Also, if this is the case, why are you hung up on Leia? She's still alive in the SW universe. You're good to go, son!
Listen I doubt anyone here is gonna be able to help you, and I get the feeling that after you've gotten so many replies confirming others have no issue with it, that you're figuring out who is the one with their wires in a knot.
>The fat has decayed. They're bones and dirt now.
...yeah, but not in the videos or pictures. They're captured time, still frames with designated ends and beginnings that sometimes last only as long as a camera shutter and other times an hour and a half.
Appreciate the pictures/movies for what they are. You don't have to keep picturing rotting corpses, the only thing holding you back is you.
Good luck user. Beat off to a dead person tonight, we believe in you!

>She's still alive in the SW universe. You're good to go, son!
Technically, but she'll probably die in The Last Jedi. Though, that is a few month's from now. I'm not interested in The Last Jedi really so I can probably avoid it for a while, till my sisters make me watch it.
>Listen I doubt anyone here is gonna be able to help you, and I get the feeling that after you've gotten so many replies confirming others have no issue with it, that you're figuring out who is the one with their wires in a knot.
Yeah, after I talked to a friend about (she said she masturbated to Tupac) I began to really think about it and in TV and movies characters get off to dead celebrities all the time.
>They're captured time, still frames with designated ends and beginnings that sometimes last only as long as a camera shutter and other times an hour and a half.
A moment in time. Maybe I can work with that idea, maybe. I used sort of a similar excuse for porn that had Gwen Stacey in it. She's alive in some context whether it's an adaptation or a alternate earth.

>whiteknighting literal dead women

It wasn't difficult, man.

She's too perfect to fap to.

There are some wild sexy photos from Linda Blair (late seventies).

Kim Novak has some awesome photos too...