Why is Amy Schumer so strong now? Would she defeat you in combat?

Why is Amy Schumer so strong now? Would she defeat you in combat?

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I mean, she's average in size, nut this is a very unflattering photo of her.
Also, no she couldn't.

bitch is built like a strongfat weight lifter

>she's average in size
Flyover states everyone.

She's so hot.

California, actually.
She's not tiny, but she's not hamplanet big.

Amy Shuma Gorath.

Stop fooling OP that's not Amy it's Mortez.

One punch from me, a fat virgin, and she's down

She's a big hippo.

Don't respond to the Sup Forums trolls

I want to fuck that pig.

mirin hard on them lats

>she's average in size

t. burger

OBESE

she's a big fine woman

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She should be the one fighting Mayweather

jesus, she's almost as big as chloe "beefcakes" grace moretz

It makes sense now why she was bulking since like 2011 because now she's cutting and will be the next Arnie.

Those upper arms look like they should be garnished with some pineapple rings.

Those aren't muscle, they're fat deposits.

Jesus Christ, she keeps getting bigger.

i'd channel my ancient jujutsu fighting technique to use her weight against her and throw her down a flight of stairs

Death by schu schu

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I already know she'd smell like mid grade perfume, bath and bodywork hand lotion, and when naked would smell faintly of secret brand deodorant and body odor, and her pussy would taste a step above neutral, just a hint of that sour-sweet white girl taste. Perfect

honestly tv, those arms are huge, even accounting for lower female muscle density i dont think many men would have a chance

she must carrying logs around out there or some shit

I hate her as a person but physically I find her attractive
pls no bully

waifu

This is shooped, right? She's fucking built.

she-hulk movie announcement soon?

Yeah she's got some thicc fatceps

Finally, a worthy challenge.

ffs i'm eating, user.

i don't disagree that she's fat, but she is definitely average for most of the flyover states

for you?

Can we please stop normalizing this fatphobia? You can be both beautiful and healthy at any size. There's no need to be so hateful.

My Wyvern Tooth style will defeat her Circle of Death style any day.

kys

Fat people are bad for society as a whole.

Fat people are beneficial. They promote higher body standards and happiness. Maybe you'd prefer to jack off to some skinny little twig, but my body type is what real women are you kissless virgin.

someone shoop her waist thinner and her head smaller

>average in size
Filthy burger detected

she's got that 40 year-old mother of three children in a dirty house that catches public transport ass