Why don't you take your gf to the movies with you, Sup Forums?

Why don't you take your gf to the movies with you, Sup Forums?

Don't you want pic related?

My falcon gets jealous.

what?

ditto

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Upvoted

what's her name?

I did but I tend to start fartshitting in the theater so I fartshitted all over the place and fucked the ten girls next to me

Bad time

same

sneed formerly chuck

time to leave, can't wait til you go back to school in two weeks

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i do, she pays sometimes tho

>she pays sometimes tho

how rude

Don't actually own one, but if I did her name would be Beaktrice

actually im unemployed while going to school so she pays our rent too lol

I love a woman that doesn't need a man to pay for her ticket and pays for mine while she's at it

I want pic related.

those are some gross ass people

i wonder how accurate that is to the average fa/tv/irgin

You are not a man, desu.

I wouldn't manspread this hard like that faggot. He's literally asking for a penis inspection from the Ticker Officer

she doesn't like to do that

hahahaha, what the fuck is that guy wearing? it's like criss angel-casual

kek

I do though. She leans into my arm and makes the shoulder of my jacket smell like her shampoo and then when she's not around for me to fuck I jack off while sniffing the jacket. It's a very good system.

Low test beta spotted

I do. Why don't you?

Im not carrying 2 anvils with me everytime I go to the cinema