Go home from work

>go home from work
>see this man saying:
>"we've been waiting for you mr. user"

what do?

Turn around 360 degrees and walk away

Bash the cunt

I'd like to order a number 5 please

...

"You brought the money?"

I love China, this photo is superb.

"Tsing tsong ping pong mister tsaina mään veri kuud jees"
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

I see you got my letter chairman, lets talk business about the new goverment

pull out my phone and start vlogging

>go home from work

turn around 360 degrees celsius and moonwalk away

that guy has pretty big titties

UUUU

100% girl

>100%
wouldn't go that far

damn mr. cheng this is really great service! i will take a number 31 with rice please

ask to assassinate Abe the filthy North Korean puppet of US.

Mr Xi Zingpin have you ever heard about Polish Death Camps?

Imagine going in front of his face and just shouting CHING CHONG CHING CHONG in full view of the news media.
They would probably do you in for that shit, but it would be worth it.

>german humor

>Look like a douche in front of the whole world
>Get sent to prison
>worth it
no wonder you lost 2 WW with such ideas hans.

It so nice from them.
No one usually cares for me and wait for me at home ;_;
I am deeply touched

>but it would be worth it
would it?

>red and purple
It's not my house where am I ?

the floor is red because it is soaked with your parents blood that are lying murdered in the corner

i say free tibet, do not kill Uyghur people.
do not use any anti-jpn action for averting china peoples angry with China Communist Party.
this is last that you say to all the china ,do not steal Electrical from neighbor home.

who is mr. user?

You do realize that that's the same direction?

>Smile at him
>As I'm closing the door behind me, say:
>Mr. Xi! Isn't it too early for a visit? Doesn't matter, I have the drugs you asked for. You chinks really like your opioids, but I'm impressed by the amount you buy every week

screencap this

I don't live with my parents

Nihao, Mr. Xi. Zuijin hao ma?

>your country sucks Mr. Xi Ting Tong Bing Bong, look at this .gif

>that dude on a scooter

O NO NO NO NO NO NO

CAN YOU SEE ME?

>"We've been waiting for you mr. user"
>oh fuck
>"I promise I'll pay my debt, just give me more time please I'll pay you back"
>"sorry mr. user, your time is up"
>panic
>Pulls out my pistols
>Starts shooting everywhere

What happens next?

>implying i work

Based

strange I didn't order any takeout...