OFFICIAL CNN WELCOME WAGON THREAD

This thread will be a meet and greet area to allow our new friends to feel comfortable in their new home.

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OFFICIAL ALT-RIGHT ORIENTATION VIDEO:

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FREE HELICOPTERS RIDES

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Tell Don Lemon to kill himself, his retarded mother should've aborted this spineless sellout.

I dont understand the frogs, i figured there would be pictures of lynchings and hitler.

This is board of peace. what are you scared of? :^)

Frog's name is Pepe.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GAS THESE FUCKING NIGGERS

1488 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE

HOPE YOU'RE ALL PLANNING TO VOTE FOR HILLARY IN NOVEMBER

WE CAN'T LET THAT KIKE LOVING MINORITY-SUPPORTING DRUMPF FAGGOT INTO THE WHITEHOUSE

VOTE HILLARY FOR A BRIGHTER, WHITER FUTURE

youtube.com/watch?v=vu7NeLrYM28

Is he french?

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Where do you guys get all your images and infographics from?

There's a wide variety of political opinions on here.

The only ones we don't get much of are social liberals. --- The people who are unwilling to subject themselves to freedom of though.

He doesn't have a nationality.

are you forreal or just an user pretending

Ive noticed theres no sign ins or accounts. This means you can say whatever?

what is a social liberal?

Pew Research.

Welcome normals to the realm of our Queen of the Alt-Right!!! $he is forever worshiped in our ranks!!! #ImWithHer

MAN I SURE AM GLAD THERE'S A CANDIDATE WILLING TO DO THE RIGHT THING TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE

PIC RELATED, THE MAN HILLARY CITES AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL IN HER POLITICAL CAREER

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>actually thinking anyone reads CNN, much less clicks their fucking links
It doesn't get any more bluepilled than that

Here's a redpill for YOU, the Sup Forums kneejerkers, however.

Yes. We have fun here. The humor is sharp but we really do care about the future of the world. Come in and know us better, man.

>This means you can say whatever?
I think that's called freedom of speech

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We make them.
This website is responsible for most of the trends on the internet.

Although their are very specialized other sites that focus on these aspects.

Wolf, you're my favorite. Sorry they subbed you today. Get well soon.
-Keith

I am seriously curious where you get all these images.

Go ahead, say a curse word.
Nobody will know!

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Yeah i went to reddit and looked around but it looked like the internet version of hot topic kinda (bunch of 13 year olds posting) i clicked on b and immediately left. I figured the board called politically incorrect was what that article was talking about

>CNN literally, unironically linked to Sup Forums

I want out of this ride.

Is this faggot serious?

bureau of labor statistics, bureau of economic statistics, pew and many more.

They seem like legit newbies. I'm gonna be square with everyone.

Meh, socialy liberal here. More social libertarian really. This place is not really all that diverse in opinions...pretty monotone hard right. Any time I open my mouth, I get called a shill and no one actually wants to debate me. Yet I keep coming back to this train wreck, i dont fully understand why tho

Nigger


That actually felt good

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Where is that pic from? Gives me some Mad Max feelings.

youtube.com/watch?v=JKJ8076rGzE

The Economist, Pew Research, United States Census, The UN

What, ive been here a total of 5 minutes and you expect me to know this site inside and out?

CNN reporting.

No, hiro (the creator of Sup Forums) filters words into racial slurs.

For example "p0c" becomes nigger, "h0l0caust" becomes muh 6 million, and so on. Truely he is the most alt right out of all of us.

Is creator is.
Matt Furie

from my personal Goebbels that i keep in the fridge for further preservation offcourse

Good day to you.

Yep, also can claim you are whoever as well.

Welcome normies

This is a person, generally, who believes in Globalism, one world, one love, no borders, no communities. They are generally consumerist and self obsessed and only pretend to care about the plights of those less fortunate than them as long as there is some kind of Social Media account nearby which can collect likes or replies. They seek validation instead of solutions. I live in a country saturated with these people, a country with a culture in such decline that our sitting Prime Minister "quipped" that there was "no such thing as a Canadian identity" - this of course, is supposed to be a really progressive and great moment for our country, according to our state-owned media outlets.

But it isn't. And that's why I am here, and that's why I am for Trump, and Farage, and all the others risking their future against these sycophants and champagne socialists who tell us all what to think and feel, and who to be.

Enjoy your stay

*testing
poc
holocaust

>all this guys Roleplaying as cnn reporters
Come on Sup Forums after all this years you still fall for low Energy baits

Sweet dreams

Welcome CNN friends. I hope you enjoy your stay here and we welcome you all to our community. Yes, we hate niggers. This is why we've recently endorsed Hillary Clinton for President. Her strong pro choice stance will bring prosperity to the White Race.

Heil Hillary!

Pol is a board of peace

it's all fun

but big claims require big proofs

>An American is surprised that he has freedom of speech

It's beautifully ironic

Welcome normie friends.

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You forgot the capitals my friend :^)

Dear CNN... If you liked Hillary's speech against Sup Forums shitposts, then you will love her next speech that criticizes bathroom graffiti scratchings. Ignore the Clinton Foundation, election rigging against Sanders, and the assassinations please.

p0c

I was promised a anime tiddies thread, were is the anime tiddies thread?

This. We are a melting pot of friendship.

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It is a combination of a bad punlicity stunt for the new GhostBusters film where the cast went to a hospital filled with dying children and posed in front of their near lifeless bodies...and it is crossed with a famous picture of a man being tortured in Abu Ghraib by the US Military over 10 years ago.

These kinds of juxtapositions will expand your perspective, they are challenging, sometimes outrageous, but always new.

It's fun to laugh at the retards. Honestly, it's my reason too. It gives me a boost to seem how fucking stupid my political opponents can be.

the president will take care of you in a moment

Why is your flag the stormcloak flag?

People of the internet, I just want you all,to know one thing, and I think for everyone when I say this:

This girl is asuka From an anime called "Neon Evangelion Genesis". Some might call her a jew hater, an anti semetist. I would like to dispel this fiction, Asuka is an upstsnding emotionally crippled 14yr old girl, and she only hates herself.

She does, however, support donald trump. Also she is my waifu, so back off

You can't post anything offensive to people of color, like your mother, who was a nigger whore. Look at my picture for an example.

He belongs to the Nords

Hello everybody, Im a democrat voting for Hillary and Ive been on Sup Forums for about 2 months now. How long before I get "redpilled'? So far Ive kept the same liberal views

you need help, two-dimensional women can not satisfy you like a REAL woman

I originally came here to troll white supremacists and enjoy some dank memes. When Omar "Spray Away the Gay" Mateen went on his rampage and the ensuing coverage was censored hard on plebbit, I returned to find information on the largest terrorist attack in this country since 9/11. Information which the MSM and various other "free speech" aggregate sites seemed to be actively suppressing. That was eye opening. Welcome normies. I was one of you once and now I just want to say, you're here forever.

So a bunch of people photoshop a bunch of images and post them and you save them for later. How large is your image collection?

NAZI FROGS
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ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION.

How cone all polish people i know are plumbers? Also, why are polish people such whores to the west when it suits them?

How often do you browse?

Yes, if you say something really clever someone might give you Sup Forums gold.

In case you're actually serious, that's the Finnish flag

why is that salamander wearing a nazi hat?

The link actually leads directly to Sup Forums. I can't believe this is happening, are we going to see an influx of baby boomers now? Will my grandma's facebook fill up with pepe frogs?

Anyways hi CNN viewers, we're all very friendly folks here and we're glad to have you!

according to (((you)))

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Almost every day

>>/news/

you need a gold pass.

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because youre taking the redpill anally you fag

Hey, my name is John. I'm a reporter for the CNN news network.

Oh... whats up with whatever that pic is?