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listening to this while eating a pepperoni passion
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volvic strawberry flavour lads

this is actually not new, this is old...

More of a summer fruits man myself

brits need to apologize for their war crimes against the american people like in that mel gibson movie where they burn those people in a church. that's fucking evil

[B]ix[B]ine on the [B]egular

and ice

>should shower, go to the library and make up for all the lectures I've missed recently

might just sit on /brit/ for another hour

WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DONT SUCCEED

lemon and lime is the patrician flavour

>volvic
Wew, look out, we've got a fat cat on our hands who can afford paying upwards of a quid for a bottle of flavoured water.

>flavoured water

exceedingly yankoid

You arrive in America

Just study at home lad

Yes, buy some more of our overpriced French water on the way out lad

got it in a meal deal mate

fuck that looks good

i'm sorry
do you forgive us? :)

>got a leaflet through for onepoundeliquid
>don't understand how vapes work but mine is supposed to use "premium" stuff
>anytime I've used other cheaper stuff it leaks out

might try being the skintflint

Mel Gibson is fucking great and it's hilarious to see how rear ravaged burgers and Jews get about him.

just got off the phone with the janny lads, he's not at all happy with our actions as of late aha

alright well i've got 5 minutes of work so erm yeah i'm gonna have a little cheeky volvic

Is that like breaded chicken with macaroni cheese

there were bad people on both sides

mel gibson is a hack

throw some money my way lad i'm an activist for the vote no side, triggering lefties on the street daily with my save the 8th badges

No desk/space in my room and the living room's a tip and the flatmates'll be watching tv

plus separation of work space is supposed to be good (and I'd never go on Sup Forums in the lib)

/brit/ is so comfy

consider suicide

>tp
>tf

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I ate at the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas once

Fucking delicious despite it being so horribly unhealthy

got a payday loan to pay for the mum's mother's day present
state of me
least i remembered though, eh?

what movie is dis? hankering for a good blood boiling tbqh ngl

did you have a heart attack?

how life sentences are actually a thing
were going to make you sit in this box for the next 40 years and you cant kill urself or take drugs you just have to sit there

back in my day all we needed to revise was a chair

What about the dining room

this looks absolutely GOAT

>americans fighting against evil redcoats that shoot people for having guns or criticizing king george
>bad people on both sides

uhm no

looks like pastry

Grumpf is literally Hitler even though he licks Israel's balls and his vice president has half black grandchildren

Which sandwhich did you get?

nothing personnel

rekt

would quite like to convert to judaism but don't want a knife near my willy

kill yourself

this

literally never consider "studying at home" it just means that I'm allowing myself to waste the day jerking off and going on Sup Forums

daily reminder that macaroni cheese is a british recipe

>I know a black person, I can't possibly be a racist

oi
no hunger strikes
get it down you or we'll
we'll
erm

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

UM NOT FUNNY
IMAGINE IF THE GERMANS MADE A CAKE OF BOMBS FALLING ON LONDON? WOULD THAT BE FUNNY YOU STUPID TOOTHLESS FUCKS???

americans partially wanted independence because we wouldn't let you genocide the natives

what a guy

rejected this woman's advances a few weeks back now i see she has some thick bastard as a bf and is showing him off to me ahahaha i can tell deep down she's just with him to get back at me the state

show some fucking respect la

No it doesn't
Be quiet

Yes, yes. It would be funny.

can't go around lobbing other people's tea in a river mate
people want to drink that tea
can't be surprised when you get told off for it and maybe burned in a church or whatever it was
and you invaded canada
that's our land not yours
sort yourself out mate
behave

died for our sins, some man

love are jesus

funny part is the character in that gibson film was a slavedriver who murdered a shit load of chugs
wonder why they left that out

>he licks Israel's balls
Is this meant to be a positive thing

women were a mistake - god

>mfw a british person calls yank cuisine

I mean it's not perfect, but do you really think we're in any position to fire shots about food? Hula Hoops are the national dish here ffs

based black man

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
CHOON

love god and his son jesus

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lord oh lord! the best selling tabloid everyone!

bit nervous to go to my appointment at the mental hospital

>Jews aren't base-

Huh

just won my second game of fortnite while making ~£100 on my crypto investments

what about you wagies? what have you accomplished today? heh

why do you care about what the proles read?

it's all in your head mate

wish we werent leaving the eu tbhwy

no im just proving a point
he married a slav too
how do people buy this hitler shit

jews are the ones who got him crucified sweety xx

life is empty without toil

that's the problem

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>AN "INVICIBLE" Aussie teenager who swallowed a garden slug as a dare has been left paralysed and needing around-the-clock care.

jesus was a jew much in the same way trump is a coastal liberal

he might indeed be that, but he's not accepted by his own kind and preaches a very radical different message to his supporters than what the rest of his kind preach. he's a defector

>there's something wrong with that

fanny

>fortnite
not seeing it on steam
guess i'll be giving that a miss

bet whoever dared him feels like a right cunt now

Happy International Women's Day lads

that would defeat the point of hoping to gain money from winning

Not sure how the fact he's supporting a genocidal apartheid regime is proving your point

On the upside everyone who's ever been Christian would've been a fucking Jew otherwise.

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family of dwarves attacked by trolls. how does this make you feel lads?

the rabbinic jews are the defectors

We are all sons of Abraham, laddie

every fucking time

like im living in a fairy story obviously

>family of dwarves attacked by trolls.
It's just like my fantasy RPGs!

Except the dwarves aren't hot in this version.

so jews are fake jews and christians are the real jews? what

Based