Why are Americans so insecure about their masculinity?

Why are Americans so insecure about their masculinity?
>haha dude, you drink that alcoholic beverage? that's a woman's drink bro
>scarves are gay dude
>if you don't like your steak done like this you're a woman bro
>le bacon xdxd

u mad lol

That's just a human trait and you know it

Bacon has to be the most overrated dish in the world

rasheed

No Italy don't feed the jealous brit boi fuel

Drinking mixed drinks IS weak

He is right though.

American bacon is much better than canadian, which is nothing more than glorified ham

chechen hands typed this post

I am 100% TATAR
Call me chechen one more time and I will cut your a*glo throat

chechen

Very good meme
Whiter than you Mohammed

That's it a*glo subhuman

next london mayor's hands
ftfy

Where did anyone say something about mixed drinks

memesters and dumbass manchildren

The only beta/gay thing is to stop enjoying things you like becuse you care about someone else opinion.

Any intelligent should be able to understand this.

that belly button disturbs me

Lol, there is some variety of masculinity culture in every country.

For example, here is a short list of some things that are considered effimate and un-manly in Norway, but might be completely accepted elsewhere:
>Drinking cider
>Having milk and sugar in your coffee
>Dying your hair
Also, one time when I visited a friend of mine in a rural village in the southern part of the country, I was literally straight up called gay four or five different times by different people for wearing leather gloves. Despite it being like -20C outside.

im gay so i can drink all the soy milk and peach flavoured vodka that i want

agreed. always liked breakfast sausage much better

>>scarves are gay dude
That's true tho.

overrated and meme tier but there are some contexts where bacon can't be beat though

this tbqh, scarves are alright if you're 40+

>haven't served- not a man

scarves are reminiscent of when our ancient ancestors used large penises as scarves. when females got cold they would wrap their partners large member around their face. that imagery of something wrapped around a face evokes that ancient practice and why it is considered gay . trust me im an anthropologist

boont blyat

I live in a very very cold area. I dont understand scarves. They aren't even good at what they are designed for. They're fashion and no functionality

treat yanks like big children and their odd behaviour is much easier to manage

Why are European men so effeminate?

>Shy around women
>Shy in general
>Drink wine
>Dress like they’re going to a gay club
>Most have never been in fights
>Zero interest in combat sports or even aggressive sports
>Gay hand gestures
>Literally the gayest posters on Sup Forums
>Act submissively

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad

brits are more feminine

and the insecure yanks come waddling in

NEVER FORGET

nah that's poutine

...

>Sweden
Spit out my coffee, you got jokes

all applies double for you sven mywifesson

Why do Europeans drink so much tea? Good for their delicate little mouths?

because Europeans are actual people and not niggerized consumerist robots.

this post is literally truth

I have a special hateful place in my heart for men who wear scarves inside.

>projecting

you forgot about pavement princesses driving their lifted v8 boomerbarges because they think it's manly

Sounds a little gay to me

>tfw could heem every american here