60 year old manlet playing action heroes

>60 year old manlet playing action heroes
>women in their late 20s fall in love with him
>every single one of his movies is the same

This is embarrassing.

*breaks ankle*

Now look at how much more he is worth than you.

Now that's embarassing.

It's jarring in the latest movie he's in, I saw the trailer and his wife/gf is so OBVIOUSLY half his age

He's 55

But what keeps him looking like this? Scientology magic ;^)

>women in their late 20s fall in love with him
I don't think you understand how casting works.

That's nothing big.

I'm in my early 20's and easily pull hot chicks, half my age.

He actually caught up with his age and has a broken hips

Like what? He looks old as fuck. Not even the make up and digital retouching helps anymore.

it is good knowing that the people with most money in the world still die after heart replacements and some still can't compete against death

...

Tom's a cool guy, but he looks like he could use some refreshment in that pic.

>Tom's a cool guy

what did he mean by this?

he's a cadillac of men and you're a miniature skateboard.

Go to bed, Tom.

you're a little too new to not know tom cruise is popular on Sup Forums, lil bud

>be 20 year old 10/10
>go to hip new club downtown
>OMG ITS TOM CRUISE
>go home with him
>get fucked
>fall in "love" with his status, power wealth

Yeah so unrealistic amirite?

>old millionaire
>dating women half his age

This is literally how real life works,too. So Im not sure what your point is.

kek

Why does he look so sweaty? Is it a little too hot for him?

Tom plz.

We're talking about the movies you idiots.

yeah, whats wrong with in movies if it happens in real life?

women like older men. You are 14 or younger?

>>every single one of his movies is the same
wrong

the power of the sun, Op's pic is actually shooped heres the real one

nigger detected
mad a talented white man is dominating consistently for decades?

He's not a rich movie star in his movies you retard.

Is this the Norm thread?

but he's still handsome as fuck and charming. go fuck yourself nerd

You can tell its summer with all these fucking threads from teenagers. Protip young man, you can easily pull young women if you're a multimillionaire or even have a fucking drivers license.

>handsome as fuck and charming
lel, guess manlets gotta stick together

Not the original poster, but I am not white, and I appreciate Tom for dominating for decades. I really like his performances.

However, the original poster is right. He's just making the same shitty film over and over again.

Which is a shame, because we know he actually has good acting range. He plays tremendous villains.

Such as Collateral. His career, making this shit, is essentially wasted. He could do so much more, and do better things.

im 5'9 so im not a manlet. My gf says I look like tom cruise sometimes so thats fine

He's still more successful than you'll ever be so what's your point

CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE

all his recent movies are good

>jack reacher
>MI4
>MI5
>Oblivion
>Edge of Tomorrow
>even the mummy was good

not to mention classic tomkino like collateral, tropic thunder, last samurai, magnolia, minority report, vanilla sky, and so on

SHUT UP AND COMMIT TO HIS SUPERIOR ENTERTAINMENT
CANT WRONG THE TOM

Only good one in that list is Edge of Tomorrow and that's not because of him.

op is envy
kek

>Edge of Tomorrow
The plot was good (though I preferred the Novel version) not his acting.

Yea, but they pull back!

Still one of the most liked actors

by scientology?

JUST

wgats hsu sectre?