'Assassination attempt on Angela Merkel foiled' as armed man arrested

HOLY SHIT

2016, WHAT A YEAR

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damn shame

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DAMMIT FISHER THE MISSION'S OVER!

>Meanwhile, it has been reported that Islamic State fighters are using drones equipped with HD cameras to co-ordinate suicide bomb attacks in a chilling leap forward in terrorism technology.
false flag to regulate drones in europe

press F to pay respects to a good man who came just short of achieving a great act

Too bad he failed

I wonder if he is czech

Rip in peace

the fire rises

>armed man arrested
Such ableist language baka

>chilling leap forward
>Drones with HD cameras are available to the public

Do they even keep up with the world?

also her entire visit is one huge meme
>pic related what our lolbertarian party came up with

Haha time for

G U E S S

T
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R A C E

Damn shame he failed

Why they want to eliminate her? For what purpose?

There's a lot of spoopy stuff in Germany lately, this preparation for doom, conscription, now this

A REAL HUMAN BEAN

plz stop

Serbian

Has to be white. Muslims wouldn't kill one of their own.

>conscription
That wasn't just a meme my naziboo friend was spouting?

Has a politician ever had an attempt made on their life by a disgruntled bodyguard?

IT WAS SAM HYDE

BASED FUCKING CZECH'S!

I hope she shat her pantaloons

no ethnicity mentioned
can we assume it's a refugee?

F

for you

Indian PM (Ghandi's daughter) was assassinated by her sikh bodyguard like 20 years ago or sth and i am sure there were plenty more

Some Pakistani governor a few years ago

You didn't finish the book

Kek knows

I saw it in Polish news too so I guess not, not sure if they are bringing conscription back or just plan to

Several roman emperors.

>In Prague
Only refugees we have taken in were few dozen iraqi christians who fucked off to Germany the moment they arrived

>What is Sunni
>What is Shia

Florida Man strikes again.

Huh, interesting. Thanks Sup Forumseanon.

i heard it was this guy

How does he keep getting away with this?

For fuck sake. Use an hunting rifle next time.

Place urself 300 meters away and shoot.

Im fucking tierd of you faggots. You cant do anything right.

better luck next time

would be ironic if it was by a mud

Members of the religion of peace

It's all these alt-right faggots

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I agree

I don't get why all these shooters try and get all up in their target's face and shit

Too bad. Well tried. Will at least put some fear into those traitors.

It might not have been czech.
Maybe a german that thought that it'd be easier to do here. Or a false flag in order for her to gain some sympathy points.

But chances are that it indeed was czech noone else would be capble of assassination atempt this half-hearted and kekworthy.

FOR FUCK SAKE

Wasn't one of ours, mate. He wouldn't have been armed, he would have just tried to bite her face off.

Probably a German stooge hired for a false flag to make Merkel look sympathetic. Hillary might copy her now.

>Prague

>failed mission
>No cyanide pill

Who hired this scrub?

A moment of silence for this based citizen who attempted to save Europe from the hands of a traitorous witch.

Shame he didn't succeed.

Happened in Pakistan I think? Or another Muslim country. I don't remember but the bodyguard killed a politician who was trying to loosen blasphemy laws.

hey m9 would you mind translating this

Well fuck them. Im starting to get tierd of this half assed shit.

Wtf. They think this is an action movie

how it was probably going to happen

youtube.com/watch?v=2bhA6nN7lV0

The Empire Returns Part 4

this. Can they try again tomorrow or something? Can we fund a kickstarter to have her killed?

wheres the fucking serbs when you need em?
they might pop her outside a sandwich shop but at least they get the job done.

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>Czech Republic is human supremacist, augs hating, xenophobic dystopia
im ok with this

>drones now regulated

and nothing of value was lost

>Muslims wouldn't kill one of their own.
They kill each other by the truckloads at any chance they get

I get your point tho

That is strange
Main opposition party leader in turkey was also attacked. This is way bigger than it looks

huh, failed assassinations.

seems like a common theme in German history.

what did they mean by this?

Let me guess, he'll conveniently be Russian?

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Sup Forums is a board of peace

Would you do it. I'm normally a coward inb4 Slav, but if I was in that situation I probably would

>regulate drones in europe
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
Say no to drone regulation!

Both shit tier races, kill yourselves you sub humans.

>some furry fuck unironically drew this

Half the Ottoman sultans were killed by their janissary bodyguards.

That one user doesnt speak for all of us but we should probably do what he says

There was a pretty long stretch of roman history where the praetorian guard was the one with all the power, because they realized they could kill the emperor or any other major political figures whenever they wanted with little to no repercussions to themselves.

How do you even pronounce #Czexit?

čekzit

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this

augs are pretty much Klinikafags

czech - ech + exit = czexit

literally no reason these fuckers should be legal anyway.
dumbass toys for dumbasses.
The only non-dumbass application of drones is for warfare, and civilians are obviously not allowed to do that. So go fuck yourself, drone homos

That's too bad, would have improved things immensely.

Why would anyone want to hurt such a loving, progressive, compassionate woman?

Just look at how beloved she is internationally, these are not even Germans marching!

They're Syrian!

Check+zit.

>50 million dead worldwide
>n-not all augs
MECHANICAL APARTHEID MY ASS

MECHANICAL HOLOCAUST FUCKING WHEN

I guess he triggered the alarm 3 times.

Not the user you asked, but it says "Frau Merkel, no dictate or else #Czexit."

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another Sup Forums faggot will be sendt in jail, pretty sure they do that only for the prison rapes

why not czechout?

this is why lolbertarians fail

why even bother with their shit in Europe? pretty much every right winger here is a mere welfare chauvinist

listen you fucking roach
you do not matter on an international scale
the only reason people even acknowledge you exist is because you are occupying what is meant to be Constantinople
were it not for that, you would be lumped in with every other fourth-world forgettable roach country
NEVER forget that

Cinematography you quadruple faggot

they'll make a movie about this in twenty years, like the tom cruise one about hitler

Some artist probably made a pretty penny drawing this for some furfags' weird commission.

>trying to kill a lizard

did people learn nothing from Kyle Odom?

If he couldn't do it with 7 fucking 45 caliber hollowpoints from point blank range, why do you think you'd be able to?

>czechout?

>paying to leave

neat thanks
Will vote for them. Shame they are unelectable tho, they are literally the most based party here.

Economically libertarian but recently they went full populist and jumped on the muh refugees bandwagon. Oh and they hate EU obviously.

d-delet this
t. totally not Mach

I can't wait for the action shitposting scenes

too soon faggots