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I want crisps

Crinkle cut crisps

Mahler you know this isn't all that you owe me??

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People hate leaving their countries.

The average favela dweller or Mexican cartel survivor can leave their countries and visit the EU without a visa at any time yet they don't.

The average township dweller in South Africa can travel to Ireland, Singapore etc. visa free at any time yet they choose not to.

People only leave their countries if forced to by war or in Poland's case, your country is hell

im upset because my favourite gay porn artist (tokifuji) has started drawing characters with breasts

ffs

Northampton
Exeter
Bristol
Carlisle

alexa what time is it in ethiopia

>the main meal of the day
>300 calories
are you like 4'7 or what?

*closes your mouth*
There we go sweaty much better

Will it cost you a fortune for FFS?

would absolutely ROOT her

me neither
i'm still personalising the moonpig thing
don't know what to put

SAUNA SAUNA SAUNA SAUNA

bought my mother's day card for 99p from lidl

don't watch anything without a laugh track

i've never had a mum lads

it's a dog eat dog world out there, Ray, and guess what? I'm the fucking Chinaman

People hate leaving their countries.

The average favela dweller or Mexican cartel survivor can leave their countries and visit the EU without a visa at any time yet they don't.

The average township dweller in South Africa can travel to Ireland, Singapore etc. visa free at any time yet they choose not to.

People only leave their countries if forced to by war or in Poland's case, your country is hell.

Not really

5-20k

Depending how much work I want done

I'll get nose and chin at the very least

i don't care too much for money
money can't buy me Stones

why is /brit/ so enjoyable?

theres literally nothing wrong with poland, its inhabitants are just greedy and selfish

PARK PARK WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
YOU EAT DOGS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY
COULD BE WORSE, COULD BE A SCOUSE
EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE

*mothers you*

it's very comfy

/brit/ is the opiates of the masses

ah yes
because the average favela dweller can affort to take weeks off work and drop upwards of 1k on travel and accomodation in a foreign country

you fucking eejit

>not really
>5-20k
You must be born into some wealth to not see that as a lot.

because its like having friends

go home slavoslavovic

>is it based on £ and then automatically adjusted based on the crypto price drops/rises
yes
you'll notice that DM has it's own conversion rates on every page
that's what it uses

with small amounts like £20 it doesn't really matter if the value changes too much
but if you're militarily stringent about saving a few pence then spend the crypto as soon as they get it

this was my own theory. except when i do actually talk to my real mates i don't really enjoy it as much as i used to.

listening to kings of leon

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>teehee im bent btw :v

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>any hobbies that you have
>the most interesting thing about you

the older i get the more i realize how fucking strange it is to grow up without a mom
all my friends whilst growing up had moms they could run to for help but i've never had that
my dad is very cold so i never had any support growing up
all this really explains how i've become such a tragic recluse
really hate my mom desu

6 litres of water can kill you

people are judged by the content of their character

fit girl from work confessed that she was still with her boyfriend when she told me she was single since she was planning on breaking up with him that night to pursue me and she didn't want to put me off by telling me she was in a relationship that she was planning on dropping that same day

always thought the monkeybranching thing was a meme but i suppose not

still MASSIVELY overpriced
it's a bit of card with a picture the cheeky cunts
half a mind just to fold a bit of cardboard and make one myself
nah i'll spend £3.29 + p&p on moonpig
what's the p&p gonna be?
i bet it'll cost me my takeaway tonight
fucking greetings card companies inventing excuses to chop down forests and sell bits of it via emotional blackmail
no idea how they get away with it i really don't

>>any hobbies that you have
posting on /brit/
>>the most interesting thing about you
made a few successful gimmicks on /brit/

Did she die or leave?

take is back to 2013

i have a mum and never ever ran to her for help. a father is more important imo.

FIGHT
AND WIN

fucking hate women

think of themselves as some kind of oppressed minority when they're 50% of the human population and have every advantage in modern society

Opium is reddit of the masses

alri cokelad

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sorry lad

alexa, ask him what his gimmicks were

within a certain timeframe of course

she moved across the country when i was 8 and she made sure i knew i was unwanted before she left

alexa, tell him i'd prefer not to say

seriously though what do i put?

dont do coke and never ever will

love irish dancing. wish i'd learned it when i had the chance. really wish it had been portrayed as a nationalist thing, rather than simply a dancing thing.

Who else really into shemales?

Trying to lose weight m8

ok google what time is it in australia

I too create fiction about girls from work

just you
weirdo

just you mate
freak

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Weed is gods own plant

Wtf why?

Is it kino ?

very few women actually think this though, they just go along with it because they enjoy chatting at women's marches or sharing dumb articles about it on Facebook.

are you a virgin mate?

Emily Ratajkowski or Cami Morrone?

Struggling to comprehend that this woman has a willy

woah

because she's a whore
she's been dealing with ovarian cancer caused by HPV(an STD) for the past ten years
serves her right desu

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im a "cat socialiser" at my local shelter
i collect postcards
i like walking in the countryside

i once got expelled from school for deliquency (its ok they cancelled it after 1 day)

last night a dj saved my life

stop posting porn

excellent gimmick, chaps.
>alexa

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Doesn’t bother me at all if you like it or not.

neither mate

*closes laptop lid

Something like 80% of the sexually active population have HPV lad

alexa, ask if the local prossie is working tonight

the kitter

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you a musician lad

Sorry to hear that, lad. If it really has affected you this badly, perhaps you should seek some counselling.

the self comforting virgin tale

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Please stop posting her. She looks like the girl in work and I get depressed I will never have her

dark kot
post one in better light

i nearly posted "snap" as well haha
psychic

disgusting

dunno where the vagina actually is

dont get arses

just keep heading south, ya can't miss it

willys out

Want to live away from society