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ITT : Everything wrong with Valérian
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didn't even bother to watch this obvious piece of shit, any hot scenes of cara?
>muh 6 millions
The three flashbacks at the end
>can turn into anything
>choose to be a nigger
also
>we wuz kangz
You remember that last scene in the fifth element where Lilou and Corben kiss in the bacta tube ?
Well, Besson tried to do the same with two young inexperimented actors with absolutely no chemistry between them. So...
>akward ending kissing scene
>absolutely no chemistry between them
Absolute lie. They had some chemistry, but "early meeting chemistry" not "let's get married at the end" chemistry.
If we are still going to make 5th Element comparison, then obviously it is the over use of CGI which prevented any real interesting character well... Let's say that all non-humanoids aliens were just part of the stage set
The cast. That's it.
My big benis and trips
She doesn't need boob armor.
You've seen the trailer, you've seen everything.
>no hot scenes with Cara
This guy unironically did nothing wrong, he was the good guy. If it was not for him they wouldn't even be alive along with the whole human race.
>totally not predictable uncontrollable killing machine
gib promised land back
gib reparation for muh 6 gorillions
I agree. When he said 500k human fatalities per day I could not care less of how many aliens lives it would take to end this war.
>500k
He was a shitty war leader
they casted a boy as the sister
Implying you would do better
>failed comic relief
>writting the plot just to visit the station
they're brother and sister right?
is there incest subtext?
Reminded me of this
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No they are not related.
It's a cliché bad boy and rich girl school who both end up being super space elite agents based on ??? and helped by much more capable and expendable soldiers.
Basically a teen novel
More like Shepard armor
>forcing friends in the cast
Also, am I the only one who get the impression that while focusing on the "show don't tell" doctrine Besson totally forgot to ask himself "why do I show that ?". Half of the movie is a pointless journey from A to B which serves absolutely no purpose other than justifying the budget.
>paid less than Cara Delevingne
>acts better than Cara Delevingne
disgusting cast
>paid
>acts better than Cara Delevingne
Dude, this little CGI faggot acts better than Cara Delevigne
Rihanna was leagues worse than Cara
what kind of pupper is that
Why the fuck is the guy tied at the end? He didn't cross the portal!
Why can they make multi dimensions shit but can't manage to do aimbots for robots?
Why does blue people planet fucking explode if a fly's fart touch it? Where the fuck are the other 6 millions (inb4 Sup Forums) souls?
Why didn't the general just say "lol it was war" instead of claiming "we'll have to pay muh reparahsion", why don't they give them another planet ?
Why are Huey Dewey and Louie duck in the ISS ?
>could actually resolve the conflict by itself
Also acts better than Cara Delevigne
It's the plot.png that you see only two times in the movie with 2 hours between each scene.
>ISS
This, let's start with the beginning and the most obvious
>Chinese on the ISS
ever
I read the comic as a kid, the movie has absolutely no elements of what made its charm
Laureline is not a redhead, that's all I have to say
casting a child as Valerian
>laureline touches a flower and starts a 40 min segment that doesn't change the plot or characterization at all
French here.
I have actually seen ten people leaving the theater when Rihanna started dancing. No joke, but I know you won't believe me.
somebody do the spongebob pose on this pic for the love of god
I liked the parts where they made fun of woman drivers and the joke about women being illogical.
Why did they even go to Big Market instead of introducing Alpha? Why did we see exactly what happened to Mul if it was going to be a big reveal at the end?
>rich girl school
Why do you talk about things you don't know ?
>things you don't know
I'm quoting the movie and wether it be a taunt from Valérian or truth nothing else has come to change this assumption during the movie. Not from Cara Develigne poor acting not from any source of information on her character.
but that segment was probably the best part of the film user
to be fair isn't that based on the shitty plot of the comic?
like that seems like the only reason the blatant kike aliens are allowed
to be fair thats accurate to the comic
I've never understood why in fiction people give women bras in their armor
goddamn female sheppard is so sexy
I wish she could just lock me up in her cabin and rape me.
In a film of this caliber, I expected pod racing. There was no pod racing. Therefore, this movie sucks.
They are very recurring characters in the comics. It was almost inconceivable to make a movie without them.
Is this the Avatar?
I would bang them both at the same time, such qts
but the movie is probably shit, what a shame, I'll watch it at some point though
Colonialist white saviour complex
he changed a lot of things from the comic
You wrote
>White guilt complex
wrong
isnt france 95% niggers and arabs now? one should like the negress dance and the others cant go to movies because haram. so yeah, highly questionable story!
>I've never understood why in fiction people give women bras in their armor
because teenage boys and fat manchildren, the audience of comics, like boobs
I'd fuck dane in his little asshole but cara can only serve me by sucking on my hemorrhoids
the movie was great and autists are shitting on it because Cara triggers every virgin around
The entire script and cast sucked. It was embarrassing watching Cara's scrawny arms punching and flipping men 3 times her size.
she was wearing a power armor...
>that pic
I like how they gave the guy's pecs a sort of boobish design in an attempt to flatten out the girl's boobs in comparison. You know feminist SJWs made this.
told ya, she triggers virgins for some reason
reminder that the animated series is way better and got some impressing soundtrack
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i liked Leon and Lucy enough that i'm giving this a chance when the 4K torrent comes out.
however, chances are it will be pure shit, like the 5th element.
god damn it op
I fucking hate cara and think she's disgusting but thinking about her makes me think of this one vid where I just want to facefuck the shit out of her and i have to masturbate
what did he mean by this?
I fucking hate Paris and Nice, they ruin our country image
Many people pointed out accurately that Valerian has the potential of becoming a cult movie.
some autists who aren't even french and never heard about the comic will come out with nonsensical revisionism while normies will get discouraged to see this movie because of the reviews market which is mostly controlled by virgins.
some people will appreciate the movie and realize that they shouldn't pay any attention to critics and realize Valerian is just as good as the 5th element.
>inb4 some millennial calls the 5th element shit
what an ungrateful cunt
it was quite good, and laureline was a qt
>pure shit, like the 5th element.
you fucking delete this right now
Her acting was far more embarrassing. You could tell they had to rewrite and limit the script just to fit the 3 faces she could pull
5th element was much better than this. It had okay moments but was basically wasted potential
well the 5th element had a huge casting advantage with fucking Bruce Willis and Mila at their prime, let's not for get Chris Tucker who is the perfect relief character in any movie and many more actors who are great.
i'm not saying cara and dane are horrid but you simply can't compare but when it comes down to visuals and many of the concepts they used on this movie they were better by far.
this is my opinion anyways but the shared dimensions mission in the market, all the ayylmao designs, the pearls, the 3 space jews and the simplicity of the plot, the visuals and stuff like that made the movie great for me, or at least i feel like i got what i paid for...
They literally just get in their shit and leave. It was him being paranoid that they would sue the humans but ultimately they weren't interested.
what the fuck is the spongebob pose
i think he means the spongegar meme
>Cara
>having the potential to be hot
Stewart Lee has let himself go.
HE COME OUT STEW :DDDDD
she's only beautiful when her face is neutral.
the moment she shows the slightest hint of a emotion, or dog forbid a grin, she looks like a surfer dude in a wig.
>yfw they had a vote which haircolor shepard should have and blonde aryan shepard won by a landslide, and they got triggered and decided redhaired shepard is canon
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