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cooking dinner in my london flat edition

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toffs out

i don't know why i find /brit/ so enjoyable. we all talk about nothing.

need a grimes gf

POST THOTS

I beg your pardon

just did one of those poos that touched the water before it was fully out of my arse

Anyone ever had German Doner Kebab?

Don't even like kebabs but I think they add crack or something to the doner meat - I've been craving it since I had one

we're in here btw

alri

kebab > pizza

recycling

finally da erbs come around

Oh dear, looks like we have an underage virgin on /brit/ ()

sue

not a terrorist nor a terrorist supporter so no

sophie

loyal russian karelia > western puppet finalnd

Would you dare piss bae off?

döner is this century's burger la

nonce bait

now THIS is a real woman

the patrician opinion

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>british banter
What a silly little virgin

imagine all the poo particles in your food

wish i was american lads ngl

no you don't

Takeaway near me does a sarbeni - they cook a pepperoni pizza, cover it in doner meat and salad, coat it all in chilli sauce then roll it up like a kebab wrap

Shit's the greatest drunk food ever but it must be literally thousands of calories

playing computer games again lads

when you see it...

Even the FDA allows for trace amounts of feces, whether it's human or rats it doesn't matter.
t. Aced my sophomore level microbiology class

wish I could stomp the redcoat devil like my ancestors did at yorktown, trenton, princeton, new york, boston, philadelphia, etc. etc. get fucked you toothless child molesting terrorists

been playing Into The Breach myself, the spiritual successor to FTL
quite good but the endgame is lacking

Love her legs and say what you want about Maisie but she has a nice set of legs as well

doctors aren't always right

you have literally never made a girl's nipples become erect

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yeh I do

yank food standards are dire

the 2010's were perhaps the worst decade in history
the 2020's look to be even worse

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1812

grim(es)

That's how the Romans built their toilets actually: in the kitchen.

t. knower

>American food and pollution regulations require a substance to be proven harmful before it's banned
>European food and pollution regulations require the producer to prove it's safe before it's allowed to go to market

Reckon we'll lose a lot of consumer protection leaving the EU lads

GOOD post

why does he have tits?

that's capitalism for you
food regulations are much stricter in europe

then again, it takes years there to get new drugs into the market

>the 2020's look to be even worse
Yes, cos we're not even in that decade yet so you know.

Fucking stupid paki.

umm..FDA standards are the gold standard in the world. can't imagine a country like yours which has to import everything ends up getting xx

don't post pics of my gf please

bad post

Chlorinated chicken

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soy

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grim(e)

>wish I could stomp the redcoat devil like my ancestors did at yorktown, trenton, princeton, new york, boston, philadelphia, etc. etc. get fucked you toothless child molesting terrorists

reverse traps are the best desu

LOL
we beat you at toronto and outside of montreal

you sneaky limey fucks only ran up the chesapeake to burn an isolated building. wow great victory. suck my patriot dick you toothless worm. bet you couldn't try that shit today you'd be facing down the barrel of a M48A3 SHITTING yourself!

doubt it tbqh

awful post

She's busy sucking on my ding dong

how are all my brit superstars doing this evening?

denim chicken?

I think being beaten by black woman is my newest fetish.

post thicc kots

CRINGE

yes they are
go and eat your chlorinated chicken boy

the Canadian Food Inspection Agency makes sure we don't get any shit covered yank hormone injected meat x

Genuinely cooking dinner in my London flat right now desu, what are the chances?

wooooo!
*claps*

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hate to break it to you lad but you're probably descended from german and irish immigrants not original colonists

pretty high i reckon

met a self-declared male feminist today lads

he was bald

i've eaten food in canada and it might as well have contained shit for how bad it tasted

pics
i bet it's not far off the OP image

eat shit

>be MASSIVE imperial british redcoat army
>outnumber and out technology the patriot militia
>militia still KICKS your shit in and beats you the fuck out

AHAAHAHAH """"GREAT"""" BRITIAN

If the UK gets a trade deal with the US, we'd be swamped with America's horrible chemical beef but wouldn't be able to export to the US (UK meat products are banned there after Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease)

sue

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not up for a trip to canada haha

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

probably because it didn't have enough added sugar and soy for you

reminder that the american "revolution" was actually a civil war between loyalist and rebellious yanks and the loyalists settled canada and created a much better society

see

quality post

>LOL
>we beat you at toronto and outside of montreal

>you sneaky limey fucks only ran up the chesapeake to burn an isolated building. wow great victory. suck my patriot dick you toothless worm. bet you couldn't try that shit today you'd be facing down the barrel of a M48A3 SHITTING yourself!

scrimmaging

perfect mutt post

seealso called foot and mouth disease xx

>>be MASSIVE imperial british redcoat army
>>outnumber and out technology the patriot militia
>>militia still KICKS your shit in and beats you the fuck out

>AHAAHAHAH """"GREAT"""" BRITIAN

actually it was just a proxy war between france and the uk

>those timestamps on the left side
WHAT THE FUCK
ahahaaha

So this is the power of men..

>be king of england
>lose and give your sword to the general that beat you

HOLY AHHAHAH
round 2 when????

>france and the uk
you mean france, spain and the dutch vs the uk

Had a poo earlier and then another shortly after, stomach's rumbling away I can feel a third coming.