What is he thinking in this pic?

What is he thinking in this pic?

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i don't know but elijah wood is a treasure

Eagles.

He's Elijah Wood. He's not some insecure fuck like Robert Downey Jr. is.

>her tight, moist velvet silk pussy will never gradually slide over my erect cock and envelop me with it's warmness, giving me the greatest pleasure ever conceived on this earth as my manhood is engulfed by silky wet warn flesh.

"She's so beautiful, I could definitely date her. But she has sucked and fucked so much cock, it intimidates and emasculates me."

Damn, he's short.

he wants to share his load with her if you catch my drift

>so this is perihelion for manlets

Sam...

>tight

that shits like a fucking canal

>it intimidates and emasculates me
libshit tumblr cuckbolts, ladies and gentlemen.

two literal whos

"I'd fuck that"

>I'd buy that for a freddo.

>my animes have not prepared me for this

>when was the last time I wanked to this woman
>did I remember to purge correctly after the last time
>the question is not does she know but what is she going to do about it and how should I react if confronted

"Too easy."

how is she so perfect bros

He's thinking the same thing that goes through the mind of every man when he meets a woman whose vagina he's seen.

"I saw all your movies, especially the one where you lick that toilet bowl, filthy whore!"

That would be so cool to meet a pornstar, you just know in their mind they know you've seen their pussy

and there is nothing they can do about it

>white bitches be crazy

save me

>tight

Both her holes will fit a watermelon each, and the lube ain't natural anymore.

>and there is nothing they can do about it
Yeah. You're raping her in a weird way. It's like you've seen enough detail to draw a picture.

el- i -jah 'would' if u know what i mea

"Terrific"

>tight

How many blowbang ass to mouth scenes has she done? She's not just a porno chick. She's possibly one of the foulest of that sort every to appear on screen.

I bet some of them enjoy it. About three or four years ago I saw Riley Reid in Aventura Mall, and she must have realized that I recognized her because she gave me a little smirk and kept walking.

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Height doesn't matter

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>"I'll be the first male actor to not fuck her on set"

has she ever farted on screen

He is thinking about her fucking wilfred

>I want to share my load with her

You should have said Hi user, she could have fucked you

>tight

I vaguely remember some flatulence, though not from her digestive process, but from the compression of air as tree trunk-hung dudes entered and exited her orifices.

Elijah is a good actor but he's too fucking quirky. He only picks the weirdest indie projects.

youtube.com/watch?v=_jCPrZ2XVs4

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I'd like to see that.

>taken literal miles of cock
>perfect

yeh

>greatest pleasure ever conceived on earth
That's drinking a cold bottle of water after a good workout.

Elijah is a top-lad.

>bottle of water

Do Californians really do this? Do they actually pay for water?

>I hope I don't get AIDS from touching her.

>"Man this girl has been fucked in the butt a lot"

Generally it's a good idea to not drink tap water in third world countries.

">ishygddt"

>why didn't we use the eagles to fly to Mordor?

>tfw he asked if I want to star in 50 Shades of Grey 2 alongside him

>tfw she agreed then asked about the catapult

>it intimidates and emasculates me

Good lord

Do you not have bottles in whatever backwater you're from?

who is more jewish? gal godot or sasha grey?

>tight

Gal was literally Miss Israel.

>Grey was born and raised in North Highlands, California, to a working-class family. Her mother worked for the state of California, while her father was a mechanic.[8] Her father was a Greek-American,[15] while her mother is of English, Irish and Polish descent.[16]

probably the one thats actually jewish

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it's funny how Sup Forums insists Jews are a distinctive race and yet constantly accuse random gentiles of being Jewish

>"She looked better in videos"

YOU
JUST
KNOW

it's funny how (You) think Sup Forums is one person

you faggots know he's a homosexual, right?

it's both one person and always on Sup Forums, so Sup Forums doesn't actually exist

that's the face of a man who knows he's getting laid

>implying sasha didn't just rim his asshole on the limo ride over

>that's the face of a man who knows he's getting laid
that's the face of a man who knows he's getting raped

Screw you now I want to wank it to some Sasha anal fucking.

fuck you, me too now

way ahead of you

too bad she retired before everything was HD

>Polish descent
Kike.

>literally the most catholic country after the vatican

off yourself retard

The most beautiful Jewess in the world.

Do they just get plastic surgery to please goyim? Are Jews succubi?

>the foulest
No that prize goes to Naomi Russell. I think she even got hiv. Look her up. And she's a kike btw. Her dad was a rabbi.

>not knowing the history of Poland

"why and how has my career gone downhill that I am now next to an ex pornstar at an obscure event....."

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You ever catch yourself wondering whether Conan put it up his butt?

I myself take periodic sips from the water fountain.

SHIRED

Why is she uglier than normal?

buttmind

Too many facials. Semen ages the skin.

>he doesn't pay for water

whether its bottled for not you are paying for it

>cold
uhhh I don't want to work out after already working out

You definitely know he spanked his monkey too many times to her

>it's

who hasnt desu

holy hell, after with all that heels she can barely surpass elijah

No, it's taking a good, healthy, fiberous shit when you really need to go.

don't be jelly because i'm number 5,234

>"Bisexual is a word I am not too attached to [...] it implies a dichotomy that doesn't take into account trans people. So maybe pansexual is more accurate for me."
Why are young Hollywood actors so fucked up?

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldnt smash Sasha

I knew Sup Forums is filled with betas but damn, grow some balls you kucks.

Calicucks are paying double though.

its just internet talk

no one here would say no to her

I'd do her.
Despite her gaping vagina having accommodated thousands of thicker and bigger cocks than mine, I'd still beg on my knees for a chance to get a taste of it.
You're all a bunch of liars.