This country is so irrelevant there is not even a way to bant is since no one created memes about it

>This country is so irrelevant there is not even a way to bant is since no one created memes about it

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youtube.com/watch?v=8ga_tSyiRvQ
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jemmingen
youtu.be/YSmDH_H_mqQ
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I surrender

The Netherlands is the best country on the entire planet

>no way to bant poophands l'poopskin

I know, I can't think of anything to banter denmark with.
>lul you hab lego you are made of plastic hahaaa
>lul you hab many pig you are pigman hahaaa
>lul you hab scania long time ago now you don't hahaaa
There's nothing to work with. NOTHING.

small foamy beer

>no way to bant it
wrong

would be true if you didn't have Moroccans and other undesirables

they like it that way
they use toothpaste so it's not funny

>Chile, Paraguay, Perú
2 Copas America

>Holland
1 yuruh

Leave my Dutch brothers alone you frogs

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best ally

DUDE WEED LMAO

Seething right now lads

Glorious revolution best day of my life and unironically live five minutes away from where it was planned

Why would you even need to wash your hands after you pee? What part of the penis do you even touch that would be dirtier than the rest of the body?

I still wash my hands manually. Where do I get one of those automatic hand washers?

>Toothpaste
>Clognigger
>Swampjews
>20buckfuck
>Throatcancer
>The Netherlands will flood meme
>Smol beers

irrelevancy is bliss though.

Mfw shaking hands with weaklings kills them.

I wash my hands after taking a shit. But I don't wash my hands after taking a piss or beating my dick since my dick is probably cleaner than my phone

>irrelevancy is bliss though.
should have made more colonies, or more accurately, should have defended them against the perfidious Brits

>New Amsterdam and New Holland best day of my life

you forgot "tulip fetishist"

>invent stock markets
>watch as they bubble and bust over a fucking FLOWER

that being said, it's not like we've learned

>Not posting the real version.

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HaHA WhY R u sO TaLL HollAND? iS IT BEcUAsE U R bELoW sea LeVEL?

>France
>wishing it could have half the relationship we do with NL and UK

Your country is a laughing stock here.

must explain why you have expatlaw.nl/dutch-american-friendship-treaty

meanwhile DeGaulle ruined any good will between us or the UK

Your country is a laughing stock here

Remind me to never shake hands with a Dutch person

youtu.be/0TEuJhFZwb4

>Int found the southern part of the Netherlands

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!

>Europe accuses us of being fat tasteless retards
let's be real here, 98% of what they call us can be applied to them in the form of projection

youtube.com/watch?v=8ga_tSyiRvQ

>all that tech wasted on shitty music
ouch

youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE
A country so ahead of its time...

>the absolute state of Dutch pop

Netherlands are underrated. They singlehandedly fought back the Spanish, they created one of the strongest fleets which was able to compete Brits and Spaniards, they even colonized all 4 continents. And the most fantastic of all, they conquered all their lands... but not from men. They took it away from the ocean! It's the greatest of all victories.

I'm definetely Peter the Great-tier Netherlands-fag.

let our based weedbros alone, they are better than frogs in everything anyway

>they are better than frogs in everything anyway
That's a given. It's easier to be better than frogs when you don't fucking ally with Russians and Ottomans

How to they even recognize their own bicycle in this mess? Or are these bicycles common and everyone can use any of them?

dutch are good lads
our only serious rival at sea

based
i saw a lot of them in Amsterdam, they must have bike finding gps i guess

I need Dutch art to live

>portugal

i always know they were retarded

All our bikes are equipped with RFID recognition technology and GPS. that connects to our smartphones. We are also the country with the lowest number of stolen bikes because of that.

>We are also the country with the lowest number of stolen bikes because of that.
t. collects data since 1947

we have a serious superiority complex, and it needs to be addressed.

You mean your own superiority complex

I like to call them future-atlantis or bike store

The reason we are so rude is because we truly feel superior to the rest of humanity. Other countries suffering does not remorse us one bit.
Even a west-European nation like France is regarded as subhumans here. Someone seriously needs to put us in our place and remind us that we are a small relevant swamp land.

Who cares as long as it's not the Silicon Valley jews.

Sorry, I can't take this serously, not from a Dutchman

>They singlehandedly fought back the Spanish
they were like a bunch of inferior africans trying to defeat superior whitey in battle
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jemmingen

just look at that k/d ratio, they were african-tier when it came to battles

>Someone seriously needs to put us in our place and remind us that we are a small relevant swamp land.
youtu.be/YSmDH_H_mqQ
dont say you didn't asked for it schatje

Mijn ben niet verzekerd voor KANKER, bedankt flikker

Well, hello new-friend.

Cool country fuck off

They have the most disgusting sounding language on the planet. Every time they speak it sounds like they are making fun of themselves. There is no need to banter people who are the living embodiment of self deprecating humour, it would be redundant.

It's not discussing, it's amusing.

The dutch use an ancient technique when it comes to finding their own bike among other bikes. First a connection is made within the brain that gives the dutch the power to know what their bike looks like and after this has been established the dutchman can instantly walk up to his own bike and unlock it. This all happens subconsiously and within mere seconds. This technique has been described kn many books throughout the ages and is called A FUCKING MEMORY

Which is it?