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MORALITY MAN IS SOCDEM edition

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poo bum wank

There is a small clique of toilsmen in my office I discovered on my 3rd week in the toil runt pen. I'm pretty sure they're alt-right. One of them said today the new manager "is probably gay" then went on to say he doesn't mind but most people in the office are homosexuals or women. I finally feel at home

told my mum who tim byrne was

she didn't get it

question time lads?

this is quite well known you dunce

any pickup lines

(/brit/) *is secretly a gay chatroom*

would honestly love to lob a couple of these bad boys at bradford town centre

puttered at this
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any indifferent to arse man in

do not join forces with them
you will screw your career up

i didn't know it

I wear that white, I cook that white, but I am not no chef

Tory Liam Fox has flown around the world 8 times, that's 219,000 miles (for you autistic Yanks who can't convert), fruitlessly trying to secure trade deals. He's covered 27 countries & every continent apart from Antarctica, at an estimated cost of over £100,000.

Would you let Mr Fox negotiate anything for you lads?

honestly peter is right about everything

just played my first 5 aside in about a year. fucking bollocksed after it

need a qt male (female) lads

(anonymous) rule 1 and 2 fagot

heeelllooo ireland

Twitter conversations between random members of the public and blue-ticked global celebrities are always cringe. Especially the reply to the reply from the shocked pleb, attempting to be as witty and funny as the celebrity.

>i-im surprised to hear t-that

nigger

Toil on a construction site and the laborer runts take the fucking piss out of me flat

nigger

walletinvestor.com/forecast

hmm, so basically every crypto is expected to rise

Well I wonder
Do you see me when we pass ?
I half die...
Oh...
Please keep me in mind
Please keep me in mind

(fat shamer) huge belly button

emperor's new clothes kinda deal

ginger

nigger

Hey there’s a vintage gimmick that lasted like 4 hours two years ago

love are Sophia

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

my smoking addiction leveled up recently
i've been having a smoke every 15 minutes and i literally can't stop. my mouth tastes like shit.

People in Sligo sound far more sophisticated than people from the rest of ireland.

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potatonigger

whys that?

i encourage everyone to man up and start smoking more cigarettes

only oldfags will know this!

Does this go hard? (Y/N)?

youtu.be/6OpdjbzTIhM

better with shorthair desu
what I would give for a boyish qt ginger

Deano’s are racist get over it being racist doesn’t make you “clever” it’s a lot more normie than you’d think

>inb4 the insecure nigger bans me too for laughing

I've been joining forces with groups like this everywhere I go, all the time, toil and non-toil. People like us have come to accept the problems we will encounter throughout our lives

if you were a beautiful girl with an amazing body why would you share that body with the whole internet, knowing ugly fat virgins get to see your most private parts, when you could choose to only show it to Chads you fall in love with?

gf just sent me this picture of her

thats a man

me in the background

looks like a bloke

oh right, you've fallen into that crowd eh
*stops considering you for a promotion*

I don't really know. I think it has something to do with the landed aristocracy being regionally based there.

Das a mayne

love a nice bum just hate fat nigger arses x

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Grow a backbone numpty

got bad news for you, that's a man

powerful...

most CEOs are rorke as fuck

Who the FUCK do you think you’re talking to you pondscum ?

Piss off

...

ask for the d

Anyone else purposefully deprive themselves to truly appreciate what we have?

I sleep outside/on the floor, fast and various other things one day a week

can one of you fine gentlemen chime in on this

don't understand
you don't need your mouth to post on twitter

sue

I once slept on the carpet for a few nights. It was heavenly.

I don;t know why but it was so nice, I didn't feel deprived at all

Travis Scott, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Rocky and Gucci Mane are EXTREMELY based niggers

People from Sligo sound slow

hate people who resort to the mass media for identity instead of history

brexit was the result of a thick as pigshit electorate reared on american-controlled mass media rejecting historic and more important cultural ties with europe

british sjw's are merely young impressionable british liberals who have been brainwashed by an american-controlled global media that convinces them that america's problems are their problems, america's concerns are their concerns

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short nigga but my dick tall

Jheez

covfefe

Ne’er have I been there sir 2bhwy

you got any friends?

>pond scum

?

eminem has some pretty iconic songs

>that thot's reaction

im a foooool but i love you dear until the day i die
now and then theres a fool such as I

eating dinner now lads haha l'm a maniac

Salutations negroid

why can I find myself a pint gf?

went down the pub and it was just fat ugly 40 year olds downing fosters

just had dinner myself hahahaha

anyone remember the cuckio meme

lmao lock these absolute madmen up!!!

trade/builder lads, hows work going at the moment? Is there a lot going?

did Officer Tenpenny really do anything wrong?

pooing out my willy

Fan of Ængles 2bhwyf

about to have mine

Would smack that smug wee cunt she gave me a look like that after taking half a wee sip of a pint thinking she was something special

don't believe in love

any nazbol man in?

our historic relationship with europe is even worse than that with america you disingenuous cunt

our only real friends are the commonwealth. continentals despise the eternal anglo, brexit or no brexit.

dinner (((time))) is literally a social construct

Alri

it's just a chemical reaction

are charlotte