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First for Ser Doubles House of Dubs

*heals you*
*tanks the dead bear for you*

>white walker dragon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

FIRST FOR DRAGON WOLVES

SIGIL OF HOUSE STARKGARYAN

BOW BEFORE YOUR KING!

Lady Sansa, im Small Council.

I understand, if anymore words come pouring out your chicken mouth, i'm gonna hav't to eat every cunt in this room.

>8 days

>Dany dies giving birth to Jons seed
>Jon becomes depressed and leads the army against NK with promise of giving the lannisters the seat to the iron thorne once everything is done
>NK tempts Jon to join their side and have Jon as the new Night King with an animated Dany as a white walker to be his queen
>Jon is tempted but fights it with the help of Bran
>Jon stabs dany with Longclaw and it engulfs in flames
>Jon vs NK

LEAK THE EPISODE 7 ALREADYYY

BOW YOU SHITS!

>Tfw you're such a shit tank that the healer has to pull the bear

Hound dropped the ball all over in this latest episode.

*blocks your path*

who here /highashonor/?

>sees hound doing fuck all
>understands why and doesn't even get mad later on
what a guy, he will be missed

why aren't there Transvestites in westeros?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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Have you all notice the flawed design of Winterfell? They have flat roofs in a place dominated by winter and snow. In reality their buildings, castle-towers and whatnot would been built with steep tilted roofs so that heavy snow would slide off.

is cute as frick

>"the mountain pivoted in a wordless fury, swinging his long sword in a killing arc with all his massive strength behind it, but the Hound caught the blow and turned it, and for what seemed an eternity the two brothers stood hammering at each other as a dazed Loras Tyrell was helped to safety. Thrice Ned saw Ser Gregor aim savage blows at the hounds head helmet, yet not once did sandor send a cut at his brother's unprotected face."

Is Hound best character?

>what is brienne

>Jon Not-The-Real-King-in-the-North Snow intends to bend the knee to Dany
Fuck Jon. He's not mah kang. Mah kang died at a wedding.

>me irl while watching any GOT post-Season 4

>tfw dany will bend both her knees for jon next ep
BASED

bend the knee to what exactly? he's the fucking rightful king, it doesn't matter.

HOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Actually you're wrong
He's 2/3 for saving lives last episode. If it wasn't for him Tormund would have died and so would have Jorah. Hell, I don't think anyone else on Drogon actually had the strength to save a grown ass man from falling to death save for the hound, everybody was tired as fuck yet he still had the strength to save Jorah.
2/3 ain't bad, but losing your healer atbthe start of a raid kinda sucks

FUCK HOUSE GLOVER

>Characters who have LITERALLY been in the right in ever single scene they have appeared in

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Was not splitting the third book into two seasons their biggest mistake?

>The night was windless, the snow drifting straight down out of a cold black sky, yet the leaves of the heart tree were rustling his name. “Theon,” they seemed to whisper, “Theon.” The old gods, he thought. They know me. They know my name. I was Theon of House Greyjoy. I was a ward of Eddard Stark, a friend and brother to his children. “Please.” He fell to his knees. “A sword, that’s all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek.” Tears trickled down his cheeks, impossibly warm. “I was ironborn. A son … a son of Pyke, of the islands.”

wait but they did

>saves your life
>revives when you fuck up and die
>takes everything with a grain of salt and laughs off grievous injuries he got from saving you
>just casually let him freeze to death when you're all sitting right next to him and you have a guy who can light his sword on fire with some blood

Horrible. I like how no one even cared either "Oh we could have prevented this but whatever."

>bends the knee to roose
>bends the knee to ramsay
>bends the knee to jon
>is desperate to bend the knee to sansa
>regularly bitched out by lyanna
is there a more cucked character in westeros?

hes a good actor desu. He looks familiar, I cant spot it, but Ive seen him before in something

But if we remember the rock they might have been able to hold off longer until Dany got right there. I guess it about evens out in the end, I did forget he saved Jorah on Drogon.

He's still scared of fire but he did save 2/3 people during the raid so it wasn't too bad
Yes

Huhh, you don't get to bring Starks

Lord Percy from Blackadder.

And Harrenhal

Shut your whore mouth.

DANCING? maybe you ought to put on a dress?

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tanks are supposed to save healers not dpsfags

and then I said, "the dragon becomes a white walker!!!"
hahahahahahahaha

theon had a hard life

delete this

DABID

Team Dany!

>>bends the knee to roose
>>bends the knee to ramsay
You realize they freed his castle from the Ironborn? Regardless, he didnt join their side during the Battle of the Bastards, which in itself, while not as noble as joining Jon, was basically signing his own death sentence if Ramsay won
>>bends the knee to jon
He was always more Stark-inclined than he was Bolton-inclined, and he was mostly turned off by the whole wildlings thing
>>is desperate to bend the knee to sansa
Hes literally right, The King in the North should stay in the North, the last time a King in the North left the North, disaster happened
>>regularly bitched out by lyanna
Every white male on the show has to be bitched out by a YAS QUEEN at least once, he got his

betraying the family that took care of you i'd say his punishment should have been death not a redemption arc

he's probably that guy with the gf who's been copypasting his story with her obsession for dany and shit.

>we lost alfie allen acting this out because muh super ramsay sue marries muh stronk sansa

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Is this the dumbest line in the entire show?

What wheel?, the targs have been on the throne for like 300 years with 20 different kings,

>lannister stark baratheon tyrell and on and on it goes

just checked 17 targaryens and 3 baratheons that's it, who the FUCK wrote this shit? do they just let extras do it or what, i thought D&D at least read the first 3 books

Can someone explain this meme to me?

>those digits
:O
And yes, Jorah is pretty fucked, he's 0-4 with Dany. First Drogo, then Dario, then Hizdahr, and now Jon

Why even bother with this you insufferable cunt, your waisting Bump space

Arryn are shit tier, just like Tyrell and Martell

no thats me not him. also my gf is a hottie, not like this freakish jew-anglo hybrid

cute

>3 baratheons
1 actual
2 Lannister bastards

>Is this the dumbest line in the entire show?
nah, "you want a good girl but you need bad pussy" is the worst line

really, m8?

with the show that has "let's go murder them" "he must pay the iron price" "the dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant"?

>my gf is a hottie
your gf is fucking insane, not a hottie.

if anything Dany seizing the throne would mean RESTORING "the wheel" of the targaryen dynasty

she's talking about the wot5k, she'll end their pity squabbles and reclaim her thrown

>the dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant
Thank you for reminding me of that.

>Hype Gendry as this new Badass who can hold his own against, and with experienced soldiers
>give him a badass hamemrs and have him spouting "NO NEED NO SWORD ME HAVE HAMMER"
>gives his hammer to the hound and runs like a bitch on heat to save everyone

lol

At least that line made me laugh a little, Dany's is dumb in an unfunny way.

She doesnt mean the actual "who is the king" you autistic fuck, she means everyone whos in power. According to your logic, theres never been a Jewish President so that means AIPAC isnt a problem

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DABID really lows throwing spears.

did the writers literally just give up on the show this series
it's just so bland and lifeless, and full of stupid as fuck plot points

>no face definition
>mouth ajar ready for BBC
When did she become this much of a slag? Was it before or after she got busted underage drinking, or was it for coke possession, regardless, she s not that sweet little girl anymore, I bet she takes it in the ass every weekend from some gigolo

/ourguy/

What did he mean by this

She was born in Westeros, She lived here all her life.

see

Who can stop him?

KEK
THAT FACE FULL OF FAT

She should honestly just do porn and get facefucked cuz I don't see it getting any better the older she gets, she got 10, maybe 15 good years in her left before she blows up like a balloon, might as well make the fandom happy and do hardcore porn

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how is that breaking the wheel, breaking the wheel implies something revolutionary one would assume, what is revolutionary about restoring the targ dynasty that has ruled westeros for 300 years

>ywn be DEEP IN HER ARSH

Just one extra scene of them on the ice with Thoros saying he's feeling weaker would have done it. Or maybe show Thoros in more discomfort when talking to Jorah than him simply struggling to put the top back on his bottle. I don't understand how neither the writers nor the directors fail to see any problems when they're filming this.

>God tier
Charles Dance, Mark Addy, Sean Bean, Iain Glen, Jack Gleeson, Michelle Fairley, Stephen Dillane

>Great tier
Jerome Flynn, Liam Cunningham, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Michael McElhatton, Jonathan Pryce, Conleth Hill, Alfie Allen, Harry Lloyd, Diana Rigg

>Good tier
Lena Headey, Rory McCann, Peter Dinklage, Aidan Gillen, Iwan Rheon, Julian Glover, Ian McElhinney, James Cosmo, Owen Teale, Rose Leslie, Carice Van Houten, Anton Lesser

>Average tier
Jason Momoa, John Bradley, Natalie Dormer, Joe Dempsie, Kristofer Hivju, Gwendoline Christie, Natalia Tena, Tom Wlaschiha, Ellie Kendrick, Ben Crompton, Paul Kaye, Gethin Anthony, Kristian Nairn

>Weak tier
Kit Harrington. Richard Madden, Oona Chaplin, Hannah Murray, Michiel Huisman, Indira Varma. Gemma Whelan, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Finn Jones, Daniel Portman

>Awful tier
Emilia Clarke, Sophie Turner, Isaac Hempstead Wright, Nathalie Emmanuel, Maisie Williams, Hafthór Júlíus Björnsson, Dean-Charles Chapman

>Not even an actor tier
Sibel Kekilli, Jacob Anderson, Nell Tiger Free

Feel free to add and change it up

Emilia needs to be in average tier

>Episode isn't even out.
>There are already music videos with hundred of thousands views of it .

Why?
We never really see the Arryns or the Vale, but I find them ok

It's almost as if they are making shit up as they are going a long since the story has outpaced the books now.

If you can't figure out there's two Zombie Ice Dragons and think it's not what GRRM is going to do, I don't know what to tell you.

is the night king a good guy? I mean, he just brings everybody back to life, giving them a second chance
all he wanted to do was have his army save their undead brother, but the hound broke the NAP forcing the king to send a predator missile straight at the dragon
he even had the kindness in his heart to bring back that same dragon, the dragon didn't do anything wrong after all
there are no bad dragons, only bad owners, the night king knew this

>Episode isn't even out.

Where is Ed "Its a new one" Sheeran?

>Jon Arryn
Rebel shit
>Lysa Arryn
Insane Tully genes
>Robin Arryn
Incompetant weak numale

what the fuck are you talking about, who are the AIPAC of westeros, feudalism?? ? please explain what "breaking the wheel" means to you

what? do you guys actually think this is D&Ds idea? its so obvious this season they're working solely from outlines and have no clue what to do with the story. Every major thing happening is straight from george, including zombie dragons.

Hafthor should go up to average tier. He wasn't great but he did his job and did it very well considering what the part demanded physically and in terms of sheer presence.

YASSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Bump, i also dont really know the meme but I know its used when DnD do stupid shit like having the hilt of Dawn colored with a yellow crayon or having Arya beat Briene in some anime scene