This used to be the ideal male body

>this used to be the ideal male body

What happened?

>that hairline
JUST

Schwarzenegger

The male body isn't supposed to be beautiful, it's a giant grotesque tool, function over form

GMOs in the food

>this used to be the ideal male body

What happened?

I'm not even a faggot and you're wrong on so many levels. The masculine body is beautiful, but it lacks the things that make the FEMALE body so interesting to heteros. So it's hard to understand if you're a pleb.

Anyway my dad had a body like pic related so if I ever get his size (I won't) I would look sort of like that. But I'm a reed.

The American ideal happened

roids, gymrats

>I'm not even a faggot
>The masculine body is beautiful

Ahaha but you're missing my point you child. Men with 'beautiful' bodies are all cramped into gyms working on specific muscles for their outward appearance(like a woman)

A man's body should be rough and rugged, covered in scars, to show it was used for a purpose other than 'hey guys look at me'

It got better

>A man's body should be rough and rugged, covered in scars, to show it was used for a purpose other than 'hey guys look at me'

>double chin
Fatass Hemsworth

he's not fat

Why don't you just fly an eagle out of the closet you flaming homosexual

looks like a plastic doll... literally no better than a bimbo

You are now aware that Hemsworth was on steroids during Thor 1, but not since, which is why he has never achieved the Thor 1 physique again.

Lack of combat and no more natural homecooked foods.

Whatever floats your boat, virgin

>masculine admiration is homoerotic
You're either a roastie or a liberal.

dicks got bigger for starters

>A man's body should be rough and rugged, covered in scars, to show it was used for a purpose other than 'hey guys look at me'
anons right.
The modern metrosexual fad, vanity, which is in of itself a feminie trait, is not classically masculine.
A mans "ideal" pysice comes from function, like lifting shit.
Now if you know anyone or are yourself a hard grafter, you will notice you eat loads, so you don't have a chiselled 6pack, your pecs, traps, biceps, triceps, glutes will be bigger than any of the other muscle groups.
A lot of women prefer the rough grizzled neanderthal looking men to metrosexual cake boys.

Based Elaine

Nah, his definition of masculinity is the 'ideal body' obtained from a gym, which is wrong

not for whitebois lmao

This is the new ideal male body.

>A man's body should be rough and rugged, covered in scars, to show it was used for a purpose other than 'hey guys look at me'
Yeah it just sounds like you're a druggie or a retard that changes tires with his face if you're "covered in scars" and not a fucking soldier or vigilante.

Anyway men can build functionally powerful bodies, that's really all you need. These hypertrophic monsters in the movies are not realistic, they look exceptional because they are celebrities who have been training hard to look as amazing as possible for a couple months. And no one should try to look like that all the time.

Pretending to be black for ironic humor is one of things about modern Sup Forums that escapes me. Can't we go back to talking about mudkipz and barrel rolls?

I will never understand how people get to this point, like how do you physically even eat that much food.

Why are you trying to pretend like strength hasn't been an ideal for men since the dawn of time? Ancient people just lifted rocks over their head and flipped logs and shit in place of a ''gym''.

My buddy is headed down that path.. it's all about convenience, fast food is cheap and plentiful, it's easy to pick up a bite on the way to and from work.

He told me if he ended up that big to kill him

>"hey bro when i become a big fatass because i can't stop shoving literal shit into my mouth, please commit a felony to end my suffering"

>Pretending to be black for ironic humor is one of things about modern Sup Forums that escapes me

it's just standard self deprecating humor though. Taking jabs at yourself can be fun

Because people who end up truly obese are pathetic. It's easy to end up 20 pounds overweight. You have to fucking try to end up even 100 pounds overweight let alone 300 or more.

Nerds romanticize the idea that strong bodies were built through outdoor labor instead of paying to go to a building containing exercise equipment. I get it but have you ever worked a manual labor job? Shit sucks.

>Yeah it just sounds like you're a druggie or a retard that changes tires with his face if you're "covered in scars" and not a fucking soldier or vigilante.
t. faggot

I played as a kid, got into fights bruised and conditioned my body.
well I am not literally covered in scars I have a lot.
I suppose you are the type of faggot who went out the house with armbands a life preserver and a bicycle helmet on

actually Stallone

your friend could benefit from learning about calories, as could all fatties

you can eat fast food 3 times a day, every meal of your life and not get heavy. though you'll probably end up a skinnyfat shit

it was the 70s man everyone was drinking smoking and eating hot dogs all day

I can imagine Star Wars being made in the 80's instead of the 70's. Instead of little Mark Hamill, we have Arnold running around on the Death Star punching stormtroopers.

I have some small scars but I don't regularly do things that could fuck up my corpus, no. I want to live forever.

Intelligence is necessary to solve problems without brute forcing everything. Like diffusing or avoiding fights.

Actors started doing SS + GOMAD

>I want to live forever.
I couldn't think of a single thing worse

>Like diffusing or avoiding fights.
why would you do that, fighting is fun.
that is unless you are an imbecile that fights because you lose control of your emotions and react like a child. Those are the people I enjoy fighting.

This guy shouldn't even be mentioned in a discussion of regular strong guys. Cavill is practically superhuman.

>why would you do that, fighting is fun.
It's time to stop posting, Tyrone.

m8 I live in a community of farmers. Manual labour doesn't do shit but give you thick forearms.

Intelligence and strength go hand in hand. Back when I worked construction, I tore a track off my excavator. I ended up using a big steel pipe as a lever to get it back on, but it still meant I needed to exert a couple hundred lbs of force.

>but I'm a reed

Nice try Hemsworth, but holding your shoulders back doesn't fool anyone.

You could even say he's a super man

This has got to stop riiiight now!

please, sly did what he could with his frame, but arnold's build is fucking crazy. his shoulders were like four feet wide

Physically impossible for me to do this. The most I ever weighed was about 210 and that was me going out of my way to eat as much as possible. Any more wasn't possible because my body would flat out reject the food. I would get sick and feel like throwing up. I always assumed it was a normal bodily reaction to stuffing so much shit down your throat but I guess not everybody has it.

haha oh wow, this kid is serious guys.

Manual labor generally doesn't make you big looking but it will make you lean and strong as fuck.

It was a better time.

It's like training to be strong. You need to eat a lot of low-quality food high in sugar. HFCS has the sugar that fucks with insulin, which is why you can eat a hamburger with like 800 fucking calories and still feel hungry after.

You eat to the point of satiety which is beyond what your caloric needs are. You get bigger and your caloric needs go up. You continue to eat more and more and it just piles up. Each time you can handle more food. Eventually you wind up on TLC.

I've been 140lbs my whole life. My secret is not eating food all the fucking time.

I want to rest my head on his chest
No homo though

Steroids

>I've been 140lbs my whole life

lol wat

>hamburgers contain high fructose corn syrup

???

if this dude got this body without steroids, i respect the fuck out of him

he prolly used it tho

That looks like Dany's cuck.

you just know

Doesn't seem that impressive to me. Like he looks good, but it just looks like the standard curl bro body.

steroids and feminism happened. suddenly men had to look good to get laid.

>You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Inb4 a bunch of skinnyfat fuckers burst and try to tell me that body takes years of hard work

How do I get Griffith body?

bang actress sisters

Not kino Griffith, I mean the Griffith who did nothing wrong.

3 months and gomad

He's just a tad skinny

His body is the goal for many males id say. It looks muscular af but still doesnt look like all the buff guys at the gym

Oh I agree. I'm just saying you can realistically attain that through a fairly normal routine and strict diet. The diet part is where most of us fail because Sup Forums is filled with depressed alcoholics.

you're just a fat fuck ain't ya

He did nothing wrong

>that is unless you are an imbecile that fights because you lose control of your emotions and react like a child. Those are the people i enjoy fighting
Wow this live-action anime characters sounds bad ass you guys, better not mess with him!

ancient greeks thought that men with big dicks had small brains

I don't really care much about the "ideal male body". Manhood isn't based on your what your pecs look like, it's based on your achievments. Pic related is a real man, sixpack or not.

And they were right

Yeah the ones at all the major chains undoubtedly do. It's not the quality of the meat or the fine hand of the sous chef that's making it taste good. That shit is literally bottom-tier beef.

Burgers, fries, soda, all that shit is loaded with bad SUGARS.

the end of monogamy
pornography
third wave feminism
steroids

Who dat? I want see her sucking cock.

It's more of a symbolic choice; big dicks were related to being a pusyslave controlled by his lower half (like fauns), while smaller ones represented logic and clear thinking

I'm not really sure, but I think it's that pop singer who was married to Ashley Cole. Anyways, yeah, she fine as hell.

Doctor Zaius got all the bitches.

Another unreasonable beauty standard for men.

How the fuck am I supposed to grow a tail? third leg? Some kind of weird tentacle? I have no idea what that is, but fuck women for expecting us men to grow extra limbs just to look good for them.

Sly taking his shirt off in the first Rocky movie was one the most important scenes in 70s american cinema

Cheryl Cole