The law says you cannot touch... but I think I see a lotta law breakers out there tonight

The law says you cannot touch... but I think I see a lotta law breakers out there tonight

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alright alright alright

I've always considered watching this movie, I like McConnaughy but then if my bro found out I'd probably never live it down.

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Sammy got popped?

SHEPARDU-SENAPI WA SHINDERU?

That's amusing because when I do impressions in my house I do them for my cats

tha laww sez u kannot tuch butahthiniseealotahlawbrekas out there tinite

BOOOOOOY

doesn't he show his butthole in that film?

Literally one of my favourite movies. The sequel too.

>ever letting your wife or girlfriend go to one of these things

>not dragging your wife/gf to one of these things and then outperforming all the dancers as a display of your dominance
cuck

The magic mike duology is one of the greatest accomplishments in modern film

what duology means?

I didn't know Louis CK browsed Sup Forums.

butiseealottalawbrekhasouttheretinite

>gets touched
>next 90 minutes of the film are him providing info for police reports and filling out lawsuits against every woman that touched him.

That would be an amazing Family Guy joke.

>telling your wife what she can or cannot do
>not expecting her to fuck every Tyrone and Jamal in sexual frustration

Male strip clubs are probably the safest ways to keep your wife from burning coal

As someone who is attracted to men, I wasn't attracted to anyone in this movie. I'll say this much:

-Alex Pettyfer has a pretty face.
-I like McConnaughy's tits, especially in that yellow spandex he wears.
-Matt Bomer is probably the person I'd choose to fuck on appearance alone, but I don't fuck drug dealers.