Magic Mike

Confirmed gay if....
>Male and Watched this movie with other males
>Watched this movie alone and male

It's pretty gay. Closet gays will tell themselves that it's a good "bro" movie, but you're still watching almost naked dudes dance around for fully clothed women.

>mfw have not seen it and never will

Neh gay movies are kino. They are some of the last films to have low budget and be good.

id suck someones dick for a bk whopper meal, but i don't want to watch magic mike, am i gay?

already knew that

t. homo

Not if you lick his balls. Sucking dick is not gay but licking his ball is.

I watched it and I'm not gay. I sometimes stick a buttplug up my ass when I fap (straight porn only), but I'm the least gay person you'll ever meet.

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>Watched this movie alone and male
Tell me how else I would watch movies

>newfags
ALL of that is totally hetero. It's only gay if YOUR balls touch HIS balls.

I'm a chad and i've watched magic mike xxl multiples times st the cinema. On my 2nd viewing i had to drag my gf along since gays kept hitting on me. Its pure fucking kino mate

I just wanna get relentlessly throatfucked by Channing and Matt McConaughey until I pass out (no homo).

I watched it alone twice. It's fun.

Johnny Depp's young wife

I wish there was a way to tell if a man was interested in getting his dick sucked for a meal or something around that value, I would be going out every day for nice meals

Is it gayer to watch it alone or with other males?

It's a trick question.
The correct answer is "I watched it with my gf and we fucked afterward"

That depends. Are you touching yourself when you watch it alone but not with other guys? Are you touching yourself when you watch it with other guys but not alone? Are the other guys touching anybody? Most importantly, why would you watch this with other guys in the first place?

>i'm a chad

oh ok. i'm a chad too

So it's gayer to watch it with other males I presume

what's gay about this movie?

It's about watching male for sexual entertainment right

Is it gay if jerked off while deep throating banana's watching this movie alone?

alpha as fuck

If you're worried about being gay you're probably gay

Closeted gays may say that but actual gays find the movie to be shit.

Then again, they just watch actual porn instead of this gay shit.

>none of them are black
they know

>see the movie and quickly fuck a woman to distract yourself from thinking about men
Or
>fuck your gf knowing she is probably thinking about Magic Mike when she closes her eyes

Both sound gay to me

There was one black show tough

>ITT Everyone trying to out gay each other

There was a separate movie for that.

Did Sup Forums just catch a stream of magic Mike together or something? Besides, the movie drew in viewers with the whole male stripper thing, but Channing Tatum wanted out of a dead end life.

damn cousin skeeter looks like THAT

>Ri'chard