>Dad leaves you as a child
>Speak to him one time in your entire life
>Had aspirations to play in the NHL but an injury stopped that
>Best friend dies of a drug overdose
>GF announces she's pregnant
>Baby is born premature and immediately dies
>GF breaks up you with you and then dies in a car accident three months later
>Have stalkers break into your house on numerous occasions
Reminder that Keanu had it rough but he still continues on with his career
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You forgot the sister with leukemia
the dead baby might have been a blessing in disguise tho depending on when he had it. if it was before he really made it big (financially secure) as an actor, could have fucked his career
oh boy right in the feels
>father impegnated my alcholic mother
>don't even know his name only that he is italian and lives in italy
>mother abused me (not sexually though so I got that going for me)
>mother abandoned me when i was around 5 or 6 years old
>raised by grandfather that died when i was around 15
>spent about a year to and fro government buildings until i got government housing at 17(where i still live)
>worked min wage job for almost 10 years now
>never had a girlfriend
abloo abloo keanu i'm sure your millonaire playboy lifestyle doing whatever you want is real hard
It's ok. When you're an extremely attractive man, you can take anything in the world and conquer tribulations.
Can you imagine all this stuff happening to some ugly dude. He would have committed suicide by now
...
>>never had a girlfriend
That's your own fucking fault nigger.
>Father get's killed when he was 13
>few year later sister is gang raped and murder.
>five year after that both his half brother die in a freak scuba accident
to make matter worse the guy who kill his father was name Niles.
>had dreams of being in the NHL but an injury stopped that
Yeah, and I can throw a pigskin over them mountains
No one said it wasn't
I don't care if anyone believes me, but I ran into him a few times in NYC (he was living in the Waldorf Astoria). Just a great, great guy. I watch everything he's in
Shit. You just know that's why he wanted his brother's name to be that on Frasier. He would have no trouble yelling it in rage.
I can't remember what that game is called but there's this shit game where you can play the life of third worlders and it's invariably the same thing
>be born
>get some disease at age 2
>die
>if you don't die get raped as a teen then die
That's a hard life.
You can play as a person from anywhere. 3rd worlders are just the most exciting
haha i raise the stakes
>father is in love with this chick (idk who she is)
>he asks her to marry
>she rejects
>he ends up marrying my mother couple of years later
>time passes (me and my sister are born) and he ends up being an violent alcoholic
>older sister (3 years) sometimes abused me sexualy (no. it was not "good" as some of you fags would argue. it scared me for life, i got serious issues with sexual activities)
>move to 9 diferent countires before your 20s
>never had real frends because i moved so much (real life aint an anime wher you become best frends by the second day)
>be 15
>get a GF in madrid spain
>she sweet as fuck
>2 years of relationship later she dies in a car accident. (right before i moved to USA)
>give up on affection twords the oposite sex
>be 17
>end up in nyc
>no frends, no gf (nor i want one), no goals
>end up being like my father
>drink waaaaaaaaaaay to much
>shitty ass job
>health is shit
pratically a shut in except when i got out to work and to buy more alcohol.
only comunicate with my mother from time to time.
beat me faggots.
>literally fucked his own sister and then some latina slut
>my life is bad
kys my man
Sounds like you never had anything good in your life to be taken away in the first place
It's a different kind of depression I think
>have to shit
>to cold to leave room
>toilet seat going to be freezing
>edging farts become more frequent
I have it worse desu
Real Lives
>sister abused me sexually when she is 3 years older than me
>cant get up without the girl slaping me and calling me names.
>she must be taller and heavier than me so i feel her weight on me... kinda crushing me (im 6'3" 220p)
>cant cum/keep a bonner if im not thinking im fucking my sister
somehow good
also
>get in a relationship
>we love each other
>spend 2 years together
>talk about getting married etc
>gf dies in a car accident
somehow good
ye just kys fag. i might soon.
wow Lol Keanu is so Sad we should do something to cheer him up, !!
>be me
>try to enjoy an actresses body of work
>someone starts brap posting
End me now
>gyno
that's it i beat your sob story faggot
udktf
also describe the abuse
like some mixtape maybe?
Sorry dude. I have significant depression and my brain tells me to kill myself innumerable times per day. But that shit? That would put me over
>born with genetic problems that make me have 7 surgeries before the age of 18
>still can't run years later and have a hard time even walking
>have never had a gf in my entire life, don't even talk to my family anymore sit in my apartment all day using the last bit of money that i didn't spend cuz i dropped out of college
>order groceries because im afraid to be seen at the grocery store
>havent talked to another person face to face in 6 months
fuck keanu. hes had it easy.
Reminder that The Replacements is kino
>be in ukraine around 6yo
>we moved to czech rep when i was 7 so it must have been before that
>we prob playing like normal (dont remeber much of that day except the incident)
>parents are not home because post soviet union ukraine is shit economically
>we found a sex magazine hidden somwhere couple of days ago(ye it was a long time ago, when sex mags where still on)
>she takes her clothes off, tells me to do the same
>she orders me/tells me idk to lay down on her bed
not gonna descibe what we did because you fags would masturbate to that shit
long story short: she forces me to do a culilingus on her, and she "ride" me for a bit
>could not reall get hard because super nervous and its my sister
>she keeps slaping me etc and verbally abusing me
>this continues for couple of years (2 or 3 idk at some time we just stopped doing it)
>now that im 21 she tries to play it like nothing happened and like whe are best frends
>i keep the farse up because not really in the mood to talk about it
>still cant get over it since it was WAAAY to many times to forget
fuck this shit. idk why im even typing this.
>not doing it to her for revenge
Creating wank material of your abuse for the people your parents warned you about over the internet can be cathartic
>she keeps slaping me etc and verbally abusing me
nice
>being this much of a child
negro.
what do i have to win with exposing her or even doing the same thing she did to me in return?
being vanquished by my mother?
being shamed by my relatives back in ukraine?
being persecuted by the law? (idk if i can get away with revenge raping my sister bro)
and even if i just talk about it and confront her
the only thing i would achive is literally nothing. i got nothing to gain from it.
not money, not status nor power.
go fuck youself you summer fag.
idk how could wank to that kind of story.
but what ever. do as you please.
Dude, you sound like you have the backstory of a hardboiled doesn't play by the rules detective.
feel like a victim for the rest of your life then user
because having that kind of sexual experience with your sister when you are 6yo is nice
hahahhaha good joke faggot go fap to traps motherfucker
im not intersting at all
my life is just
>work
>drink while working
>get home
>drink while shitposting
>pass out
>wake up
rinse and repeat.
>feel like a victim for the rest of your life then user
you are implying im not holding to this information untill is uselfoul whitch is kinda retarded.
im saying that right now there is no reason to do shit.
damn son
>idk how could wank to that kind of story
I can only orgasm if severe physical or mental trauma is involved
You think you'll ever be able to work past your feels and go full on 'I don't give a shit' and just start fucking the universe up?
post pics of sister
im kinda an fucking psycho in the inside
i hate evey fucking person i work with but they think im a "good guy"
i just wear a "mask" so to speak all the time
idk its wierd. i think i got serious a serous trauma. but i just drown everything with alcohol.
not that stupid fag
best i can priovide is someone that looks like her.
she's got thinner eyebrows, brown eyes, thick dark hair and kinda the same face shape.
>similar.jpg
hot, could you still hook up with her if you wanted?
nope.
>first
i dont want to
>second of all
she is (at least behaves like) a good person when you are in good terms with her
if i forced her to do anything in any way she would prob report me to the cops and send me to prison
in the worst case she would kill herself and then my mother would shame me for life for what i did.
i got nothing to win with getting revenge.
some times i masturbate thinking about her whitch makes me feel lots of shame and then i drink a lot.
prob gonna do that tonight, since i brought the subject...
pic related idk how i lasted this long.
forgot to mention she is a vengeful bitch
she keeps grudges for years.
so that is another reason i would not do shit.
Bro. I can't get off unless I think of my sister too. Incest is the greatest thing in the world.
you are romanticizing it
its not the incest "fantasy" that fucks me over
its the traumatic experience that i endured during my childhood that shaped me for life.
i cant avoid it.
does not matter how hot you think it is. i just cant.
do you think she sometimes fantasises about you and masturbates to the thought of her brother
You're wrong man. Cumming inside your sister, who is genetically close to you in your fucking DNA is the hottest thing you can do period. I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat and start an incest relationship right away. Give in to it.
so she rode your face? did she stink?
idk man
she got herself a manlet BF who is super muscualar overcompensationg (never seen him IRL but seen pics)
im 6'3 220p kinda dad bod but i got muscle im like fat fit? got beer belly so to speak
so idk
i dont think she thinks about me and masturbates.
she is a woman, she just does not think about it like all of them do.
read this i cant fuck her negro.
nah idk
you know when you hold a pencil with your uppr lip agains your nose?
now try that without a pencil untill you touch your nose with your lip. that is how it felt its the closest thing to it i can explain.
smelled and felt kinda like that.
so you saying you were her pusy slave!?
You don't think everyone else in the world had childhood trauma? You're doing the special snowflake thing. Stop it. What makes you a better person is moving on. Don't pull the fag card and act like your past defines you.
Now move on. Start an incest relationship, and get your sister pregnant. Greentext it too so I can imagine it's me.
kinda?
idk man at first i was scared then it just beame the usuall thing when parents left for work? idk man i was way to young to understand any of it.
greentext your childhood trauma faggot and i might greentext mine in details not like i did here. dare your ass niglett
and dont be posting fake ass stories like most of this negros around here. im saying the truth. do the same be a man.
heard one of the stalkers forced him to shove a dildo up his ass
Isn't bdsm an easy as fuck fetish to find a partner for?
no when you stay home the entirety of your free time and drink yourself in to an early grave like i do
How old were you? Was she hot?
>sister fucks you
>she's apparently a 9/10
>she's even completely chill about the past so you can still have a sibling bond
>this scars the Slav
Kek
what was so traumatic about it though? You seem to like the thought of it now as you fap to it
This.
You guys both get a little tipsy and you turn it on her to get back at her
read before posting.
>so nice to have fake relationships with your sibligs
>so good to have no respect or trust in eachother
try again inbred retard.
i dont chose to fap to it. it comes to my mind when im in the middle of the fap. and then i feel ashamed. moronic people like you would not understand.
i bet you are black or muslim
just describe it already, maybe you'll feel better (no meming)
sometimes i have a dream (like sleeping i mean) similar this. but then i wake up and feel really bad
i know she would not do shit with me.
idk man.
just stop posting this shit i dont want to fuck her for fuck sake. the idea discusts me
feeling ashamed isn't the same and doing something because of a traumatic experience. It seems you liked it and don't know how to deal with it, or feel you shouldn't have liked it, not that it was actually traumatic. I bet everyone here faps to shit they're ashamed of
nice try
i somehow feel responsable for it because i never really tried to stop it.
yes i said no but i could have resisted more. idk. man
im ashamed of what happened. being christian does not help...
>my suffering invalidates other peoples suffering
>since I suffer more other people who aren't in my situation wouldn't / shouldn't feel the way I feel be on the same amount or in greater amount.
Silly. Run away from this train of thought immediately.
>if i take issue with your perception of suffering i can question its existence while in the pretext of acknowledging it
read some foucault you brain dead retard
If you believe in God, do you think He'd want you wallowing in your despair to the point of being on the verge of death?
I don't know, if you still have faith then try building yourself up bit by bit. Maybe reducing how many days and the amount you drink. Make an effort to join whatever Christian community you're part of. I mean the central tenet of Christianity is forgiveness, even for temptations you frequently fall for.
tried going to church it did not work.
as i said i hate eveyone
i always find flaws in people
only person i loved was my EX who died in a car accident 6 years ago, never had another close relationship after that.
i hate everyone i cant help it.
most of all niggers. spics and jews.
ask your sister for a bj
ok im out. later guys.
no detailed greentext because of retards like this guy.
call him a faggot in my regards, its his fault.
You think you had it hard, I once had a shit that was really spicy
You weren't going to anyway.
>greentext your childhood trauma faggot and i might greentext mine in details not like i did here. (You)
>dare your ass niglett
>and dont be posting fake ass stories like most of this negros around here. im saying the truth. do the same be a man.
sure if only you would post a credible greetext
now im out.
peace
I believe it was some time between the first and second Matrix movies, but don't hold me to that.
>>spent about a year to and fro government buildings until i got government housing at 17(where i still live)
>>worked min wage job for almost 10 years now
>>never had a girlfriend
this are entirely your own fault you fucking loser
oh boy, i see you rejected his advice and simply got defensive. i think youre doomed user
kek'd and checked
>Sup Forums - television & film
I met him at a hotel in Honolulu
He was swimming in a FILTHY pool that was full of frogs and toads, I was just sitting by the entrance when he emerged from the depths (I thought I was alone until this point)
so he walks over to me and just says "watch out for the toads, some of them can be dangerous"
then he left
Keanu is the man
fuckin normie
>Not telling her after all this years you miss munching her rug
Nigga ya blew it