I want to visit Mecca but i'm not Muslim

I want to visit Mecca but i'm not Muslim

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Ok, and? Just go there?

Just lie your way inside.
Works most of the time.

I don't understand, you can't go to Mecca if you're not muslim?

Hide in this.

They don't allow women there, Takahashi.

Saudis will deport you if you're caught.

Are you stupid?

Yes.
Also I've never seen photo of kebabwoman near big black box.

Then you haven't been looking. They exist. They go there in great numbers

The rule is to allow muslims only. They can allow foreign workers too, but it's only under the condition that you have work to do there.

What is inside the black cube? The grave of Mohammed? Spooky secret islamic relics? Aladins flying carpet?

imagine a harem where its filled with guys and girls alike wearing this and you can just go ahead and pick one out from the crowd and fuck him/her right then and there

It's really disappointing

ashes from millions of slain wh*Tes

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There's a nordic myth about a group of women hiding behind a large curtain sheet, and then a man had to pick which he wanted to marry, but he could only look at their feet under the curtain.

A magical goat.

I really hope that is a lie to fool the infidels. It would be a great disappointment if there was nothing mystical hidden.

Imagine how big of a cuck someone needs to be to live his life as a slave to allah and worship him everyday.

>Be muslim
>Pretend to reject idols
>Unironically pray 5th times a day in direction to an idol-stone
The ultimate state of sunnism

>The Norse Gods were feet fetishists
yee

visible disappointment

Just a stone

I have been there 9 times AMA.

I want to go on any holiday and escape my shitty life for just a little bit but I can't because I'm a poor proletariat

What's in the box?

>direction of an idol stone
>when almost all muslims are taught that the direction is just mecca and did change even without the stone

>What's in the box?

Sounds like a name for some tv gameshow.

why wont the US simply nuke that literal hellhole?

They're allies of SA.

USA and SA actually have very good relations with each other.

I don think there is anything spectacular in it. Probably just some gold pillars and inscriptions? I am not sure. I never seen what's inside.

What is your favorite color?

Trust me you don't want to know

>you have to see the mystery of Kaaba at least once in your life as muslim
>wait and orbit literal hours around it
>go inside
>it's a rock
now i know why are muslims so pissed all the time

couldnt you just dress like a literal ninja

The important thing everyone goes to see, the black stone, is in the corner of the kaaba, outside so millions of people dont have to bring their dirt into the cube itself.

Blue I guess.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX

It's an okay movie, pretty cool. Not sure why it's so highly rated in IMDB

It's memetic.

Favorite Disney princess?

As far as I'm aware the minimum requirement is one trip, if possible. So why do you have nine to your name?

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He’s in Saudi Arabia, you shithead

>I want to visit Mecca but i'm not Muslim

So? I visited America, and I'm not black.

When I was small, I used to go there every year to do Umrah with the family. The car trip to Mecca was nice.

David Fincher has made a lot of excellent movies. He's a terrific storyteller.

No need to be rude, he means why did he do pilgrimage more than 1 time if 1 time is all that's necessary for islam. To answer your question btw, it's because it's easy and it's fun.

I can't believe I kept thinking that flag was Brazil until now

>He’s in Saudi Arabia

Do you have ANY proof to corroborate your unsubstantiated accusation?

Can I visit germany if I'm not Muslim and I don't want to rape your gf?

>Can I visit germany if I'm not Muslim and I don't want to rape your gf?

You may visit Germany even if you are Muslim, but you must rape my gf. And me.

There's nothing remotely interesting about it, why do you want to go there? I don't even know why the Muslims do it (apart from they have to).

How do serious Muslims feel about Nazis?
If you walked around Mecca with a swastika on your arm (obviously is the Muslim deportation was not a thing) what would happen?

>it's fun
Not always desu. I remember when I went during Ramadhan and I had to do the Tahajjud prayers along with the Taraweeh. I had to pray for so long because my dad forced me to cuz I was 15 or something.

For non-muslims, it basically meant I had to stand up on my feet from around 8 PM to 1:30 AM or something.

>For non-muslims, it basically meant I had to stand up on my feet from around 8 PM to 1:30 AM or something.

Couldn't you have just ordered one of your wives to do it on your behalf and then kick her in the stomach afterwards?

Islamic architecture is so cool, I wish it wasn't so dangerous over there. But I'm black so if I don't talk and wear Islamic clothing I should be ok in the middle east, right?

Which means what exactly, assuming that's not a proxy? You are in the US, therefore you must be 400 pounds and due to be shot after you shart before the day is done.

Unnecessarily rude.

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Rude? It was a compliment. I'm jelly.

I am not a proxy but I am not saudi either, even though I was born in saudi arabia. Both of my parents are egyptian immigrants.

I might have misunderstood religion. If I got it wrong, educate me instead of ridiculing me.

Rude af.

What I'd like to know is why does the stoning often result in a stampede?

That's nice. I want to drink a German beer and have a threesome.

>That's nice. I want to drink a German beer and have a threesome.

The beer is on me if we drop the gf and have a twosome

That sounds even better.

how did it go

Free beer and copious amounts of Bavaryan penis! Doesn't get better than this

ever seen a public execution?

nothing to visit there, do you see muslims visiting Vatican or the wall in Jerusalem, there's nothing interesting there if you aren't muslim

genuinely curious about this
dont muslims hate jews an awful amount

So what are the requirements to become a Saudi citizen?

I don't know since I have only done Hajj once when I was very young. I avoid going to Mecca to do Hajj since I have already done it once and usually during Hajj season it is way too crowded.

Only once.

I am not a very good muslim but I can tell you that salafi and wahhabi guys hate jews but don't particularly like nazis. For ex, my father, who is very religious and considers the salafi ideology the right one, denies the holocaust and thinks only a few thousand jews were killed.

It's kind of like a points system iirc.
Having high school education or higher = +1 point
Having saudi grandparents = +6 points
Having a saudi wife = +2/3 points(i am not very sure about this one)

and there are other stuff that can earn you points but I don't remember them.

Yes
My dick which isn’t gonna suck itself
Mate don’t be an idiot
If something is in your country it’s easier to travel to and less of a cost

My dick don’t even want your ass, ebola. Get yo self some clean water

>Having a saudi wife = +2/3 points

Bonus points for additional wives?

I don't think polygamy earns you more points.

interesting thank you

interesting thank you

>only once
>only

>not a very good Muslim
In that case you should move to Cape Town. You'll find hordes of similar there.

>A fucking toilet

Then you had better put your affairs in order.

Tell me about mountain clouds pls

>A fucking toilet

I doubt that's a toilet, I'm not spotting a single Pole nearby.

They sometimes look like UFOs.