Things you won't hear black people say

Things you won't hear black people say

I'm voting for Donald Trump.

I have a Job!

Wow, what a hard day of work.

hey son

I will not purchase these on sale jordans because I am saving for my college education

Pass me the mayonnaise

He did do something

Honey, I'm home!

#AllLivesMatter

Nothing goes better on a sandwich than mayonnaise.

I feel very secure with my 401k

Thank you.

I plead guilty, your honour.

I did do it

I am sorry.

Heres a tip

"Thank you, Officer!" and "Hi, Dad!"

Hey pops! That was quick...
Did you grab me something while you were at 7/11?

Niggas love to snitch. Just not in front of other ones.

really made me think

Seig Heil!

Are we biting the hand that feeds us?

Sorry I stole that!

/thread

Thanks, dad!

I hate cucking white people

I've got no one to blame but myself.

"I'm here for the job interview"

I don't eat chicken

Let me contemplate the outcome of my actions.

That was my fault I take full responsibility

I finished high school.

the kkk were completely right in lyching my grandpa and i agree i belong in slavery with glorious white cock in my sugar baby's vagina so she produces more slaves to help glorious white society

Dad

No, I don't have Children...

Interesting point. I really need to study the issue.

Please/thank you

I actually researched my genealogy, and am not wearing traditional African garb to be an edgy faggot.

Thanks for the free boat ride to America.

dad I'm going to Harvard like you!

or

FUCK NO WAFFLES AND CHICKEN IS SHIT

actually I don't think anyone can dispute that, chicken and waffles is delicious

I have no STD's!

yes officer, here is my proof of insurance and licence.

I got an A on the test

...

This fucking savage

Could you quiet down? We're trying to watch the movie

>Hey keep going, I acknowledge that my people were not pharaohs in Ancient Egypt.

funny how this isn't even memed about and its always the first thing that comes to mind.

I prefer the satisfaction of knowing I earned it all on my own

Actually they can say that. Thanks, affirmative action.

Winners don't use drugs.

Democrats are the real racists, so I'm voting Libertarian to break my people's bondage to the system.

Where are the Music Of White Origin awards ?

Get that disgusting fried chicken out of my face

>chicken and waffles

Do you mean the fried chicken duo, or the stewed?

>prefer the chicken stew over waffles myself

That would be the CMA. Though country has it's roots in African traditionals and degenerate potato nigger music.

whole milk is my favorite beverage

Although it is unfortunate that our police officers had to end the confrontation with deadly force, the suspect was clearly in the wrong for attempting to assault with a deadly weapon

Sorry I'm late getting back son. The corner store was closed so I had to drive to the gas station for cigarettes. Now let's look over that homework of yours and then it's off to bed! Tonight is a school night.

...

What size would you like your drink sir?

WE WUZ KANGZ here is a credible source

Time to go to work

WE WUZN'T KANGS AND SHEEIT

Hi dad

How was school today Bjorn?

African chieftains sold black slaves to Europeans and Arabs.

therefore

hello officer dad, I'm off to be drug free, and pay my taxes before i work at a job requiring more than a criminal record.

white lives matter

what do you mean you're out of mayonnaise

>thanks for the christmas present Dad

i saw a lot of black trump supporters at the austin rally and an insane amount of hispanics and a bunch of chinese Americans with chinese americans for trump shirts. checkmate ;^)

We should be quiet. Other people are trying to watch the movie.

I'm guilty.

Your gf resisted my black cock

I've got nobody to blame but myself.

fortunately I've never experienced this

Pardon me for interrupting.

they should all be sent to death camps. Foreigners have no business living here, let alone voting.

Excuse me

I'm doing great at my job but if only i had more time for my children..

I need a shower to clear up this body odor

That waitress did a really good job we should tip her 20%

>chicken
>stewed

Holy shit dude no. just... nom God what is that, like those canned whole chickens?

I'm American of course I mean fried.

>im early.
>yall got any applications?

Excuse me Sir.

dad, i got an A+ in economics class today.
Also going to make the swim team.
I hope i gets me on a stable career path towards working at NASA or a fried chicken factory/high end jewelry store.

ask, not axe

I care more about my education than looking cool, I don't care about skin color, being impulsive and violent is silly, I love saving money, let's relax and think about this carefully, let's move to North Dakota, I love country music, I take care of my children and am faithful, hard work is important, let's do yoga, please pass the salad fork

It's mac toniiiight.

Holy crap... my earliest memory is being 3 and banging on the piano and singing that.

>hard work is its own reward

All lives matter.

I have a sunburn

I respect your opinion.

underrated

I'm pre-qualified for the lowest interest rate!

Thank you for the warning officer
Have a good day officer

Yes waitress, you've worked hard. Have an extra large tip and my gratitude.