It's not a pizza til it comes out of the oven

>it's not a pizza til it comes out of the oven
>it's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough

Who was in the wrong here?

>it's not a Jew until it comes out of the oven
>it's a Jew when you put your fists to his yarmulka

Who was in the wrong here?

>years later realize it was an abortion metaphor

It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven. When my pizza looks retarded and it's not going to come out properly and I throw it away no one is going to call it "perfectly good pizza."

wwho was in the wrong?

the jew was wrong, Adolf was right.

dialog didn't make sense
>what gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie
>because it's a pizza
>it's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven

same. as a kid i liked the show but as a grownup i realized how brilliant it truly was

you can make a calzone out of pizza dough
and you can fuck up a pizza even while it's still in the oven
So, it's not a pizza until you finish making the pizza

A soup is a meal.

It's not a pizza until, at the least, it has the base ingredients.

Dough alone is not a pizza.

It's a pizza once the semen fertilizes the egg.

>it's not a pizza til it comes out of the oven

So the exact moment it comes out of the oven is when it becomes a pizza? Like the oven is a magical portal that bestows the object with pizza-hood? A second before it was just some unidentifiable, inedible mass?

This REALLY makes me think.

Soup is a fucking meal. Double so if it involves meats or noodles.

But he had the hotdog!

lmao @ poorfags soup is entree

I make 430k every 2 years. Soup is a food.

is a hot dog a sandwich?

its a tribute to sneeds fuck and suck

I feel you, man

Side dishes are food, nobody said they weren't. But it's not an entree. It's something to whet your appetite for the main dish.

The moment there's tomato sauce on a flat dough surface it becomes pizza. You could eat it raw and you would still be eating pizza.

Dough is just dough. You could always take the dough you made for pizza and make it into something else if you wanted, it's not a pizza at that point. The minute you add the ingredients together it becomes pizza.

Do you know what Entree means?

based sneedposter