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FUCKIN POISON IVY ALL OVA edition

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business idea: attack the character of people who disagree with me

sandy koufax

anime

willies, poo, and fannies too

WE'RE IN HERE MORONS

i don't do anything in my life systematically

everything i do is done differently from what i've done before

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

The GOAT

The English language is the single worst thing to ever happen to planet Earth.

Prove me wrong.

All remainers are soyboys

oh god you owe me so much more money:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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In here lads

>It's a "remembuh the six trillion, goy" episode

non white/irish (but i repeat myself) hands typed this

reading some stephen king?

its funny how hipsterism evolves in certain large north american cities and then hits the smaller cities and other anglosphere countries in waves. those things you mentioned, moustaches, craft beers, coffee, are like a decade old hipstercore

DOUBLE TRIGGER GLOCK MAKE RORKE DIDDY BOP BOY

if you seriously think a country of 5 million can be nationalistic while being next door to a huge imperial power you are monumentally stupid and probably some form of delusional libertarian with no idea of how power works
in other words grow the fuck up, any small city state or country that's ever been successful in history has been shielded by a larger country/empire

no, the name just popped into my mind

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It's a literal fact. Prove it wrong. Look around you m8. The English language alone is the cause of all of the western world's societal woes right now.

Fucked a Korean hooker just now, leaving the place.

he's mentioned in the book needful things by stephen king
it's pretty good

doing a pu rads
having a wonk

t. goes to trinity

Probably because he's the greatest pitcher of all time

You literally just repeated the exact same thing you said before, threw in some insults and made it a wee bit longer. Answer my fucking question, you D*blin monkey. How can a nation not be nationalist if bigger nations exist?

Powerful kill/death ratio.

Not him, but to be honest we're not as bad as you make us out to be. Mate you people scapegoat us all the time and you know it, it's a very pathetic weak mentality I'm not going to lie

soap drop niBBa?

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WE'RE JUST TWO LOST SOULS SWIMMING IN A FISH BOWL

The fact that English is basically the world's language has led to American ideals being spread throughout the Western world, leading to bizarre practices like abortion, queer marriage and trannies become popularised in otherwise sensibile nations because everyone feels the need to follow their American peers. If English was confined to England, the world would be an infinitely better place.

shits are smelly beyond measure and feel rock hard like they've been up there for days before finally getting rid of them ever since I started eating tonnes of boiled veg and less chili

>first date

her: have you seen the new Star Wars movie?

me:

business idea: libertarian socialism

anyone else from CPT here?

tweet tweet tweet

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Business idea: ban ITV

>How can a nation not be nationalist if bigger nations exist?
irish nationalism is a farce. living in the shadow of the english meant adopting their customs, way of life, language etc etc.

This might be the most retarded post I've seen on Sup Forums all week. West Brits are honestly embarrassing to even be around. Must be what it's like when niggers call each other Uncle Toms. Can't even imagine the home life of a creature that detests his own nation so much that he wants to gargle the balls of bigger nations.

hmmm
no

Good edition

*gets AIDS*

Whatever happened to Setanta?

>adopting
It was literally forced upon them. Catholicism was made illegal. Gaeilge was made illegal. Irish way of life was stamped out by the English over the course of centuries. It's honestly a miracle that there's any trace of Gaelic culture left in Ireland at all.

my neighbours have such harsh unfriendly tones in their voices at all times, like they're angry and complaining every time they open their mouths
can never quite make out what they're saying, makes me worry they're talking about me (despite having never met me - you know what people are like)
stresses me out to be honest

just imagine him as Prime Minister, lads
imagine the speeches in front of Downing Street
imagine him at PMQ
imagine him on diplomatic trips across the world

went bust

Sometimes it feels like most people were never told when they were younger that sometimes you have to do things in life you don't want to do. Probably the most important lesson one can learn from your parents

>>Sup Forumsdixie

feel sick

the idea of small nation-states or of the nation state at all is delusional liberal nonsense
>How can a nation not be nationalist if bigger nations exist?
because they'll always exist within the sphere of a much larger more powerful actor with different interests
that's not how i want or wish things to be, its how things are

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comin straight outta compton
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as a kid going to Medieval and Civil war festivals was great not gonna lie

He fulfilled the prophecy. He died such a valiant death and was so utterly terrifying that even after he died, his opponents were afraid to approach his corpse just in case he was still alive (he tied himself to a standing rock so that he would die on his feet).

>A teacher at a private school in Northamptonshire has been banned from teaching after repeatedly using racist language about students.

>A professional conduct panel found that Philip Pedley, a history teacher at Oundle school, where fees can be more than £35,000 a year, told colleagues he did not “want to teach blackies and chinkies in my classroom” and told one pupil “your father must have come over, stealing our jobs”.

>The panel also concluded that Pedley:

> Said to a pupil: “Oh you’re from [redacted]. Does your dad do boom boom?”

>Said a pupil should be put “on the next boat back to [redacted]”.

>Told one pupil he was “pretty good for a foreigner”.

>Asked “did you bring any illegal substances?” after enquiring about another pupil’s father’s job.

>Pedley, 60, was found to have used swearwords in class and breached the school’s code of conduct by consuming alcohol in the presence of pupils while on duty during a school trip to Budapest and Vienna. He also purchased alcohol for an underage student and allowed students to drink excessive amounts of alcohol while on the trip.

rorke's got himself a teaching job

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lol owned

porke morke sorke dorke torke norke worke forke

we wouldn't be an Empire again but tbqh with Mogg it would feel like it

when rorke tries to get a job

You haven't answered my question yet, you fucking D*blin nigger.

>libertarian socialism

Is that how pedophiles are rebranding themselves now?

knew plenty of folks like this

have to wonder what treatment i would get in those kids' home countries

>“We had to shop at the other end but who’s to say Aldi is not as good as Waitrose. I like going in Aldi, they’ve got a nice bottle of whisky in there.”

based warnock

>THANKS FOR INVESTING IN OUR COUNTRY XIAO WING!!

never gonna work out for the nation outnumbered 10 to 1

Speaking of that fashy symbol... Here's D*blin's intelligent women protesting in favour of abortion.

Further evidence that those in favour of abortion are mentally disabled.

what does mogg think of this

It actually could've. Ireland had a chance but then the anglo aristoctracy of D*blin decided to take a "bilingual" approach sometime in the 50s and naturally, the Irish language didn't recover.

as a kid, whenever i asked "why?" i was always told by my single mum: "because i said so."
further argument was met with beatings.
when i moved out (aged 16), i didn't bother brushing my teeth, or cleaning my clothes or anything, because nobody was saying to do it
had to learn why people do that stuff the hard way
it fucked me up to be honest, and i think poor parenting is massively overlooked as a cause of problems in society, especially modern society, because people are afraid to criticise parents and broken homes and single mums etc

>including Ireland
ohnononono

....I am speechless

i've discovered a simple, efficient and practical way to desalinate water lads

going to make trillions

uploaded the wrong one lol

hypocrites

quality thread as ever lads

whats the gayest thing you've ever done?

....go on

This....is unacceptable...

how long before this is on fakehatecrimes.org?

sleep in the same bed as my best friend

wanked 20 lads off in a cinema washroom

shan't be divulging details but it involves radiation

dragged your dad off to bed for a romp

Another thing my parents used to say, whenever I said "that's not fair" i would be immediately told "life's not fair"

Since then I've basically conceded that life isn't fair, and never will be. Maybe that's why I'll never be a leftymong

>2500 points Nuke Mecca

full anal intercourse with a man

banana in my ass

>nuke mecca

rorke's at it again lads

the problem stems from ineffective female teachers and mothers not being strict enough with their kids and also them trying to offer "rewards" to the kids to try and make them not misbehave

>throw acid
>torture a muslim
>butcher a muslim
>signed: white people opposed to sharia
ah yes this doesn't look at all like a false flag

When i was 13 i used mother's dildo when i was alone during lunch at school I'd go home. I don't know why i did it, just a phase i guess