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it's easy to see that we don't even fit in on that chart, why are we considered "nordic" again?

needs more diversity

All nordics are attention whores/10

denmark are definitely the worst of the snowniggers, this has been established

Did you figure that out now? We’re fucking narcissistic and threads about us only feed that narcissism. I’m not complaining.

we are not snowniggers, in fact we are barely even related to them.

Don't reply to me.

Denmark basically looks like southern England. I'll vote for Norway.

You could just aswell be a german region, desu.

On Sup Forums it's mainly Finland who is.

Sweden looks very dark and grim compared to the other countries in that picture

except we have completely different culture and language, so not really.

Norwegians are the best. Best country and least pretentious.

WOW! I didn't know Denmark were so pretty! We Norwegians have to stop obsessing over our nature and admit Denmark takes the cake

Sweden has some landscape identical to that of Denmark. The pictures in the OP aren't very representative of Sweden.

The point is that Denmark doesnt have any such landscape. It barely even has fucking snow

doesn't answer my question though, danish landscape is still completely different from the nordics ergo we are not nordic.

I need to make a US version of this

Weren't the Angles from Denmark? Doesn't that make you a cuck danish nation?

Denmark is so pretty

NT

uhhhh

>Faroe islands
preben....

Denmark cannot into rivers. This norwegian river is longer than your country

How can other nordics compete??

Go on...

Erroneous conclusion.

Faroe Islands are rightful British clay.

Why do other nordics have so shitty beaches???

gotland is unironically the best place in scandinavia

Wow I can see my house in that picture

all gay except finland

uhh try again sweetie

1. Denmark
2. Norway
3. Sweden
4. Finland

>Denmark at 1
you deserve to be shot for your stupidity

>my sw*doid ass is on fire!!!

why is denmark still a country?

>denmarks highest mountain is a glorified hill at 147m

I was there once, I almost passed out from vertigo.
how can other nordics even compete?

uhhh why did you copy our flag?? uhhh why do you speak weird danish?? uhhh why does all your history come from historically danish regions??

>Denmark
>landscape

danish humor confirmed as best nordic humor

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>why did you copy our flag
Why is our coat of arms on your coat of arms?

>why do you speak weird danish?
Swedish and Danish both originate from old east Norse. Most likely they diverged because for some reason you lost the ability to pronounce entire words and imported a guttural r sound.

>why does all your history come from historically danish regions
Events such as..?

Norway is the best!

Denmark>Sweden>Norway>F*nland

>Events such as..?
Defeating the Danes over and over again, of course

sw*doid minds are simply not advanced enough to comprehend danish

Yes, these are good. But even so, still only make up a minority of important Swedish historical achievements.

Neither is the rest of the world it would seem.

>mountainlets

lovely green hills > ugly grey mountains