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hey there fuckface

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abortion is theft

you gotta stunt
on these niggas
haha
stunt on these niggas one time

taxation is murder

He's talking about me

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Well /brit/ I made it, despite your directions

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fantastic post

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smart alec

workers need to cease the means of abortion

got a date with a lad tomorrow lads. don't really fancy lads but it's going horribly with females at the moment so thought i'd branch out desu

love being above average height when I'm standing at the bar haha literally the only thing I've got going for me

once when i was in year 8 drama class we were being a bit of a rowdy bunch and provoked the teacher into breaking down about how he's an extremely talented artist and massively overqualified to be teaching a bunch of little shits like us, felt a bit bad for the old twat

ever had an experience like this?

wacky bruce

kino

business idea: slide awaaaaay

it's so fun hearing these guys larp
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hate downies
hate retards
hate foetuses
hate greedy first world twats
love animals
love darkies
love oxfam
love unicef

and that's a good thing

12 fish fingers for supper
starving

Congratulations
You've won a nod of respect good sir

abortion is fine as long as you don't develop an emotional connection with the baby

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nirvana was just a rehash of the pixies

Humour is subjective, but as far as I can tell there are three things in life which are objectively funny:

1) A basset hound with its head out of a car window moving at speed so it's ears flap up
2) smiling with an orange peel in your mouth
3) farts

Other suggestions welcome

had a few teachers who couldn't control classes. they didn't last long.

the chavs locked our supply drama teacher out of the classroom and then she went running crying to the head of drama lol

Cant sleep. Cant stop thinking about the girl in work

you're not a human being until your number is on my phone

serves him right for getting an art degree

made how they ruined the cheesegrater just to avoid recking the view of st pauls
pathetic

free speech does not protect hate speech

big fan of racist humor when it's done well

hi

none of that is funny

why do women think they're owed sex

hate the word "foetus"

This thread is for BRITISH CULTURE

Abortion is not a political issue in Britain. Leave it for the Americans to argue about it and leave the "whores deserve consequences" chat to Sup Forums

boys only want one thing

In the science lab some daft cunt stuck some scissors in the socket and switched it on and nearly killed himself and the teacher had a breakdown

are you 12? when you grow up you'll discover none of those are funny and female farts are extremely sexy

how much have you lads got in savings? 12 grand here at 19 from toilruntery for the past few years

Money

need a gf with wide hips

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utilitarianism is british culture

nothing funnier than a well timed fart.

no it isn't

dave

finngolians are subhuman

The story of terrorism is written by the state and it is therefore highly instructive.

a loyal supportive wife

about 12 billion

been told i made a male teacher cry but it was after he kicked me out of the class so i didn't get to see it

what's the point of sending me a Snapchat if you're not going to read my reply for like an hour you dumb bitch

You are a liar if you are saying you have never laughed at a well timed fart

OUR HOUSE

pixies were infinitely better than nirvana

The spectators must certainly never know everything about terrorism, but they must always know enough to convince them that, compared with terrorism, everything else must be acceptable, or in any case more rational and democratic.

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Daft Punk are overrated to be honest

dunno why everyone says Principal & The Pauper is the worst classic episode. the Streamed Hams scene is probably the single greatest in the entire show

Fun Fact: Surgical abortion is a pretty rare occurence, and is only carried out in one or two hospitals in England. Pharmacological abortifacents are the routine method and are just a higher dose of the emergency contraceptive.

the anglo mentality is roman through and through and therefore geared towards incessant exploitation and domination of the world

is a very, very, very fine house

steamed hams isn't in that episode

yeah when I was a child
but as an adult farts are no longer funny
therefore it's not objectively funny

whole class bantered an american supply teacher so hard she had to bring the teacher she was covering in to sit at the back so he could see what was going on

>the anglo mentality is roman through and through

terrorism is the new normal I'm afraid, the fat cats in the ivory towers need a gimmick to keep the unwashed masses on the straight and narrow

do you even know what that episode is about??

stop killing babies

I HAVE A PEN
I HAVE A BITCH
BOOM

st pauls is the best architecture in london along with the john soane's museum though

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Utilitarianism argues for abortion.

The woman benefits, society benefits (imagine Victorian-style orphanages nowadays), the man generally benefits and the child doesn't suffer much because it's never existed.

Is that Sue?

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Does the bitch go in the pen?

>killing babies

foetuses are not babies, and legally it's not murder, therefore you're not killing babies at all
>b-but muh morals!!
shut the fuck up you utter fucking mongoloid, nobody gives a shit about morals anymore, yes that might not be ideal, but you've got to live with it and stop crying like a little bitch every time someone gets an abortion
grow up

literal roman colony, weak links with great cultures like the Greeks and Germans

scotland is literally crying out for anarchocommunism lads

could do with a xanax ngl

To Impregnate a hole then rip out the child prematurely then to create a half man half cyborg half fish.

norm hid all the podcasts on youtube

christ you lads sure at fast at being slow

are northerners typically shorter than southerners?

seriously need a bf

business idea: a new type of sanitary pad for women called a revulva

limmy doin a stream lads

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Your thoughts on Sue?

look how mad this baby murderer is

Unfunny cunt

finna top mesel

que?

mind that acid we took in school