My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
My other best friend is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Never understood why this guy was anything special... he took mostly easy challenges and was always in line to put something in his ass for a laugh but would bow out of the shit that that could hurt you... he played pranks like scaring people or shaving spots on their heads but put him in a room with a snake and he'd not talk to you for a month cuz he's a pussy boy
Jacob Gonzalez
Ryan Dynn's corpse
Liam Thomas
Right place, right time. What Pauly Shore was to the 90s, Bam was to the 00s.
Connor Young
Nicki's black guy salutes you
Oliver Mitchell
he was a sponsored skater and created cky which predated jackass
Jacob Johnson
Can you hear the call, Sup Forums?
Benjamin Ortiz
He didnt create CKY. His brothers band is named CKY and he just leeched the name off him for his videos and played groupie to them until Jackass kicked off.
Jackson Sullivan
Imagine being a fully grown man yet your mind can only operate on a low level of teenage retardation. Emo song lyrics, skating, metal. A heady combination that pretty much guarantees you are a moron who experiences life as a series of dramatic and retarded peaks and troughs. But because you are so retarded and can't sort your life out, the troughs get deeper. Your once glamorised "pain and sorry" isn't actually so funny wunny so you better keep sipping your happy juice and fucking retarded metal chicks. Soon you will die, or find god. Because you are a big retard, ban margera.
Isaac Martin
a-are you his brother?
Carter Bennett
Bam is the perfect example of a very low IQ extrovert. Narcissistic and incapable of talking to anyone unless he can steer the conversation towards himself. He's that guy who sees every interaction as a game of one-upping people.
>So at work today this guy came up to me and- >Oh dude work sucked for me today ^This fucking guy.
Michael Gonzalez
>What will he do next? Eat another cheeseburger
Eli Rogers
Is Earth Rocker still being released
Levi Taylor
sorry i didnt clarify there, i know his brother is the drummer for that band but those dvds got insanely popular due to the antics bam and dunn and the rest of the crew would pull
Colton Robinson
exactly, he is incapable of experiencing the wonders of travel because to him, fun can only mean getting wasted at a bar with retards. He can't just go to Paris and enjoy himself without someone setting up everything for him, he's like a child.
