Why do germans have to observe their turds?

Why do germans have to observe their turds?

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you always look anyways, might as well get a nice view.

SAY IT WITH ME:

POO
IN
FIELD
OF
VIEW

Shit doesnt make a splash.
>Poo in inferior ubtermesh loo
>The turd drops into the water, makes splash, toilets water here in your anus.
>Poo in superior Obermensh loo
>No splashes
>You can also check it for tapeworms just in case.

>be Aussie
>get bitten by a Spider while pooing
>die

you can get a clear view and somewhat determine your bowl´s health, by looking for discolouration, consistensy or blood.

the same reason this knucklehead did what he did with his turd.

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Because in Germany it's illegal to ignore niggers. Not only they have to observe their turds but they must also greet them before flushing.

Because Europeans are so poor that they literally can't afford to waste water that is meant to be shit in.

>be german
>get grenade chucked into toilet stall whilst pooing
>apologise

>get bitten by a spider while pooping.
>become spider man.

I'm pretty sure those toilets waste more water than yours

Because they're all scat fetishists

> Not checking for pinworm

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It's a known fact that humans and most animals observe their shit after they defecate. It's a natural instinctual reaction to check if your bowels are working correctly, if the stool is dark, bloody, etc.

This is a typical American suburb

i wouldn't bet on that

first time i had to use an american toilet i thought it was broken since it had so much water in it and changed the stall.

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>other countries are so pleb,they let theier ass get splashed with water.
>they didn't invest in the future of toilet technology
Explain yourself other countries, nearly poo in loo tier to not have it

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Poo

Actually read an article by a gastroenterologist in a medical journal about this

This is about the best thing you can do, a quick look at your shit before you flush lets you instantly spot many diseases before they harm you very much.

The doctor said he had lots of trouble finding one in Poland because we went all durr-west after 1990.

In short, this is a mark of being an intellectual and actually caring about your health and good being.

>not spooder man

The Germans are hard workers, they want to know if they did a good job.

I dunno, why do Indians have to observe each other's turds?

That looks and sounds at least partially clogged.

BUT DO YOU CLEAN YOUR ASS OR HAVE DIRTY STAINS?

If you live in Detroit, maybe

why does best Korea have to observe their turds?
(you)

That is an amazing western toilet. Just imagine, never getting water up the asshole. Can I get on in America?

Your poop can give you a goood look into your daily and weekly health. It can tell you if you're digesting food properly, what foods made your stomach upset, if you're organs are functioning properly, and if you have enough good bacteria in your intestines. It's the same as taking your temperature or blood pressure when you're feeling ill.

KEK

It's an unconscious urge to be reminded of how to flush the brown shit in their society away.

Germans eat a lot of pork (sausages etc.) and undercooked pork carries a high risk of intestinal worms. This doesn't matter so much now because of antibiotics given to pigs etc. but in the past, it was a big thing so German toilets had shelves to allow Krauts to check their shit for worms.

hmm interesting. Also explains why there is less stigma associated with scheisse porn; because Germans grow up looking at their own shit and become accustomed to the sight and smell.

Antibiotics don't kill parasitic larvae or eggs. Undercooked pork is always almost guaranteed to give you worms. Iv me we seem a pig farm in Europe, but I've got a feeling its slightly more hygenix than an American one. Can you even eat pork anymore?

To a german eye, there is no better sight than the glory of his own poo.