*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you. Why don't you own a gun?

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>That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.

No it doesn’t

>Why don't you own a gun?

I’m not a psychopathic barbarian

Uh I do, but I would not kill him just shoot his legs or something like that
It would limit my time in jail

Not all countries have American doors

Because the burglar doesn't own a gun either.

I live in a safe neighbourhood

I once dropped my keys on the driveway by accident and one of my neighbours put it in my letter box for me

my door is heavy wood with 3 locking lugs and a 0.5 cm thick reinforcing steel plate
break your foot all you want

>Not aiming for center mass

Enjoy being dead

Because I'm an actual MAN and not a pussy

Why are Americans such subhumans?
>hurr I’d rather die fighting for my TV than to simply get a new one from insurance after the fact

Why are you such a cuck that you’d allow people to steal your shit when you could prevent it?

>Why don't you own a gun?
Because it is legally impossible for me.

>hurr I want to possibly get stabbed or shot to death than to risk swallowing my “pride”

Underrated

>Says the Russian

>*boom

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>Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day

Some cunt on the street can decide to kill you just gotta go with what's likely
This way there's a pretty small chance he has a gun and if he does there's an even smaller chance I will as well which means he won't shoot at any noise he hears

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I have new doors on my house that can't be kicked down and we have no crime here. Our crime is the lowest in the world.

Also nobody does crime with guns here.

>Okay mr. evil criminal
>I’m sure if I comply nothing bad will happen

But i unironically do.

Vast majority of burglaries occur when no one is home

but I got two natty guns right here

*blocks your path*
*brushes off your shots*
*shoots you dead*
heh... nothing personnel... seppo...

What if I end up killing myself instead of the burglar?
Coz that's what you want to do when living here

>natty

A TV is worth less than a human life, you fucking tribally minded cunt.

This thread is as old as you are, newfriend. It predates Sup Forums entirely.

That's 100% pure Canadian milk and beaver steaks.

should be illegal desu

I have a gate around my house. A grill that's locked. A rubber stopper and that thing you slide beneath and above your door to lock. I think I'm safe user. And my are isn't full of murderous robbers.

I have a sharpened bamboo tree and ladder, with the high ground and longer reach I'm gonna win.

>That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.
Haha. They have to spend hours to try break my steel door. And all my neighborhor have it too (some have crappy chinese-made though).
>Why don't you own a gun?
I'm too lazy to undergo bureaucratic procedures

i own two medieval swords hanging on my bedroom wall