Be wagecuck

>be wagecuck
>work in kinoplex
>advance screening of Fifty Shades Darker
>kinoplex offers cucumbers as exclusive "snack" for all female audience
>I now have to clean up woman's cucumber dildos left all over the cinema.
> I hate working here
>pic related is proof

do u lick there pusy juice off???

Based pusyposter

>Beth walks into theatre
>can't find dildo
>this will do

IM PICKLE RICK

>only job I can get is working in local kinoplex
>my task is to collect the trash
>constantly have to rubb with tons of papertowels over the seats because somebody poured his pepsi on it
>have to remove boogers from seats
>had to clean urine away several time
>some asshole smuggled his dog in who shat a massive dump on the floor
>had to clean this mess for 45 hours a week for 7 months

Then I walked out and never looked back

Maybe you should get a better job

>Ew pussy juice XD

Grow up, you incel faggot

No woman masturbates using a cucumber that still has the wrap on you idiot

>he thinks it was a dog

...

Sure they do, they don't want to get pregnant with the incredible Hulk.

you can't know that.

Any woman who needs to use that in a movie theater is not the type of woman whose pussy juices you want o taste.

uh fairly sure the plastic is left on for "hygiene" and some extra protection in case it snaps

>>kinoplex offers cucumbers as exclusive "snack" for all female audience

You gotta be fucking trolling. One on top looks really creamy though, she must have had fun.


Oh and I actually saw that movie with my GF, maybe im desensitized from years of hardcore porn but I thought it was tame as fuck.

All you did was throw two cucumbers on the ground and take a picture, faggot. I'll bet that you shove those cucumbers deep up your hole every night too.

This pasta is so old it's beyond stale

>the wrapper that's handled by other people is left on for "hygiene"
???

delete this

I am already less and less relaxed in theaters and this thread is seriously stopping me to go there

i love taking the remainder of my softdrink and quietly emptying the rest of it as it cascades towards the seats below and causes peoples shoes to squish and get sticky stuck once the fi

ilm ends

haha clean it wagie

>dog

It was me James.

you guys are all pretty fucking retarded

/thread

This, American hours are the fucking worst

This shit was so disgusting I tell you.
Shit, urine, semen, cups full of smelly spit, food that was rotting under the seats, I seen it all.
Why are people so fuckig disgusting ?

CLEAN
IT
UP
WAGEKEK

They're thoughtless. Take it from someone who works retail, people just shit up everywhere they go because they don't think about the people that have to clean up after them.

its called making jobs sweaty

clean it up, wagecuck

It's a cucumber u moron

Sniff em. Take a bite out of one.

CLEAN