Yeah, I'm Jessica Jones. You got a problem? That's what I thought...

Yeah, I'm Jessica Jones. You got a problem? That's what I thought. You're just another male and I don't have time for assholes like you. Don't like it? So fucking what. Yeah I guess that makes me a "bitch." But with all the shit I get from pigs like you that means I get a pass. So just fuck off and leave me alone, asshole. *eye roll*

please sit on my face

>hear someone getting raped in a back alley
>ignore their desperate cries for help because you're a pathetic edgelord who can't get over Dr who fucking you a few times

Go home Jessica, you're drunk.

>i wanted spider man to destroy my pussy in high school but now i'm just a mudshark

Fuck off Niggerfucker Jones, white men don't want you back.

>new porn star named Jessica Jones
>first scene was for BlackAmbush

Kino

She acts like a 12 year old girl. People keep thinking Danny was the worst of them.

/thread

Surliest woman of all time. Not an attractive trait, but at least respectable since she's honest about it.

Reminder: Jessica Jones is Brian Michael Bendis' Mary Sue that the vicariously gets blacked through.

what's the point of jessica jones when luke cage can do everything she can but better? and matthew murdock is much better at finding people than she is too

so the only things to the table is sass.. which iron fist is more of a bitch than her too

Better question is why don't they contact SHIELD.

Please crush my balls and make out with me so I can taste the whiskey in your mouth.

Say that to my face

>Contacting a dismantle secret organization

She is a great detective.

More like where are Punisher, Spider-Man, and Doctor Strange? Punisher and Daredevil should still be in contact after season 2. Spidey should be all over this since he's out to protect New York and certainly would notice everything happening. And Doctor Strange's powers and the sorceror monks he learned them from are related to KunLun.

Imagine being luke cage and having to listen to your wife talking abouhow she wants to get destroyed by some twink whiteboi. The worst part is that even if you wanted to kill the whiteboi he would probably just web you up to death.
Luke had a hard life

But shes ugly

WEBBED

She clearly wanted the DD

She's not. I saw her at my gym a few months ago. Her sister is ugly. KR is striking with a weird nose.

What's the point of Batman when you have Superman?

Luke was jelly as fuck over how closely they were working together too. He could tell she wanted him.

I saw her at my gym too and saw this fatass manlet looking at her and sniffing the treadmill she used once she left

Does she have superstrength or not? All of her punches in The Defenders were normal tier.

enjoy watching your muscular males, dude

she threw a car at the restaurant.

this could be during infinity war, spidy wouldnt be around

Wait is the new TV Show out?
If so I'll watch it, I don't know why she's in the show when she's basically a weaker Luke Cage though.

It takes place 1 year after season 2 of Daredevil which took place sometime between Avengers 1 and Civil War, so I don't think so.

What's with her punches during the fights with normal humans?

Trying not to kill them, I guess?
Luke has the same problem, when he's fighting that one martial artist Hand member and getting his ass kicked, he should have just caught the sword with his invulnerable hands, grabbed the guy's arm, and ripped it off.

Instead he just throws people into walls or the ground.

Same reason Danny doesn't use his fist and Daredevil doesn't use his super senses. The directing is shit.

did she die?

...

She put some aloe on it and it fixed her right up

>Jess will never gently punch you in the stomach, causing no real damage but knocking you around

Alexandra Daddario tried out for this role. Let's all take a moment to be grateful that she didn't get it.

>People keep thinking Danny was the worst of them.
But he is.

Why is her superpower having super strength but not having super strength?

She's way hotter, but I don't see her pulling off pissed off, alcoholic, reluctant hero at all.

What are Jessica's superpower and how could she possibly be equal to a guy who can deflect bullets, whether Luke Cage does, and Daredevil's super strength? Is being a gutterslut a power?

Way hotter is subjective man

Dadda's acting range is that of a wooden plank's

>Daredevil's super strength

Typical DC cuck.

Yes please. But only if she puts bags over her feet.

So, he doesn't have that?

Not him, and not even a marvelfag, and I know this... no, he doesn't have super strength. He has enhanced reflexes, which may as well be the same thing when it comes to kicking ass.

She'd be fucking awful. Grateful indeed

His super power is being able to see as a blind man.

>He has enhanced reflexes
Okay? I suppose "super" is too strong a word, but it's something he has over Jessica, who has nothing else by comparison, except an investigating ability

Technically, he has enhanced senses, and reflexes from training as a ninja. Being able to see is not his superpower.

Jessica Jones has enhanced strength, but not nearly on the level as Luke Cage, who isn't even close to Thor or Hulk, who are considered to have super strength.

>Jessica Jones has enhanced strength,
Why? My point is, in any fight, she should be useless compared to the other three.

>first thing matty will ask when he wakes up is if Elektra is alive
Damn sad. Can't Matthew catch a break? He deserves to be happy with her

Not really. She could seriously hurt Daredevil if he just stood there and took her punch. She is capable of lifting a car, among other things. She isn't ridiculously strong, but she is still strong enough to be a threat to any normal person, and even some heroes if given the chance.

>She is capable of lifting a car
How?

THIS BETA FAGGOT IS WHAT CREATES THIS UPPITY CUNT

she has super strength nigger

Her and Luke don't actually want to actively kill people, even people trying to kill them.
Luke gets specifically called out for pulling his punches.
Matt, too. He could easily kill people with his skills, part of his character drama is resisting the urge to.

I guess Danny's excuse is that he just gets his ass kicked in every fight.

Dude, they show it in the first fuckin' episode of her series, and it's well known that her powers are slightly beyond that.

Nigger, she has enhanced strength. It's not the same thing, but still. She is capable of taking a beating well beyond any normal human.

Why?

>wait for her to do something interesting for the whole season
>only holds an elevator for like 15 seconds on the last episode.

At this point i value foggy or katanabitch over her.

>Dude, they show it in the first fuckin' episode of her series
Well I didn't watch that.

She received her powers from radiation in the comics.

because female

Instead he's going to meet his shitty mom who abandoned him and his dad to be a nun. And be stuck with consolation prize Karen.

Okay, so I just went through The Defenders. Jessica jones punches regular human guys 26 times and they don't fly backwards or die like they would if she were punching them with super strength. The one time a guy flys backwards is over a balcony and then it's made clear that he didn't even die, he just escaped! Why isn't she punching her enemies to death when that is her only power??

Yung was 10/10 as Elektra. A heavenly performance next to the fucking unwatchable trash that was Jennifer Garner

JJ has super strength, enhanced durability, and in the comics she can fly (but is shit at it and don't know how to land)
In the Netflix shows she's probably the physically strongest character. Too bad the budget is shit so they don't show it.

Because people in superhero stories generally are give super powers.
Her basic bitch ones (literally the bog standard flying brick powers) were probably chosen for ease of understanding,
the writer was lazy,
it adds to her arrogance and surly bitch attitude knowing she only has to put up with your shit for as long as she can resist physically tossing you across the room,
so she can get punched and still operate,
and her shittyness at using them (losing tempter and breaking things, not being able to sustain flight, just jump and land badly) are to show she's a fuck up in every way.

You fucking take that back

>In the Netflix shows she's probably the physically strongest character.
Why? What caused this?

>Luke Cage giving a college lecture of Whiteness, Wealth and Privilege to Iron Fist because the latter attempted to stop and question a body disposing criminal of black descent

Probably doesn't want to get blood and bone all over her clothes after putting her fist through ribcages. Or you know, kill people.

In the show she's experimented on after being in a car accident.
IIRC it was by military dudes trying to create another Captain America.

>stick decapitates pimp
>luke says "b-but that's homicide"
Hilarious. Reminds me of the nog nurse worried about the drunk ninja on iron fist. These morons would rather watch everyone die before "hurting" anyone

AYO CRACKA CHECK YO PRIVL'G FUCKIN NAZI ASS HONKY

>ancient army of evil kungfu warriors seeking to bring the destruction of millions of innocent people
>better not kill them

I hate (((hollywood)))

But she gets beat down at least 7 times by regular humans when she could have just punched their fuckin femurs. OK, whatever. I don't care anymore. I don't think there's a good explanation, there's just that shit you posted

The most immersion breaking thing about these shows is their total refusal to kill anyone.

Street thugs, sure, they could just be kids in a bad situation or people providing for their families.
But undead super ninjas trying to murder everyone in NYC?
How is that too far?

Luke Cage is the black power, BLM character and the writers know it. No self respecting non-black likes him or his boring as fuck show, but black people obsessed over MUH RACISM love it so they use him as a mouthpiece to pander to them. It's total shit, but it is what it is.

Amen to that
>look at my tits
>I'm widening my eyes! That's what acting is, right?
>I'm so quirky and strong haha

Yeah. Just the way it is, heroes having weird moral stances re killing or not killing bad guys is a staple of capeshit.
Daredevil had a whole arc where Stick and Elektra were trying to get him to murder fools. Instead his 'conflict' is that he just likes beating the shit out of people.
Luke is a do-gooder.
Danny is incompetent.
Superman of murder etc

i seriously hope you guys are not implying that krysten ritter is a better actress
i think they're both shit

That's why Punisher stole the show. Daredevil actually wanted to take the leaders of The Hand to trial or some ridiculous shit

>(((hollywood)))
I mean seriously. What's up with how you retards use ((((()))))?
I sort of get it when it's used instead of "" as a way to imply sarcasm to a word or sentence, but here it doesn't make sense. Hollywood is always just Hollywood. For fuck sake, it's a noun.

She's a ridiculously better actress. That's not saying much though

Would you rather have one super strong character or two? In a team fight that can make a lot of diffeence. Of course, from our standpoint it may look lame but It's useful to have another hard puncher anyways.

Peter only protects queens apprently.

The interesting thing about that scene is move to one side and he's giving a guy shit about beating up a dude running from a crime scene where he was disposing of bodies.
Move to the other and Danny literally has no fucking idea that he's referring to racial shit, he takes him literally as telling him to use his real life connects and advantage of the power of money.
Luke's speech only works in that one specific moment and falls apart immediately in every other context. Luke is actually being ignorant and emotional about something that triggers him and Danny takes it because he doesn't understand the racial jibe and it bounces off him.
It allows Black Power Man to do his thing while not throwing Danny under the bus. A harmless sop.

Wish they would stop the shit and give her the ability to fly.

She is just a weaker Luke. Not unique in the slightest

I'm quite surprised over how much I ended up liking Jessica Jones. Granted, mostly it was about Killgrave, the subplots were bad for the most part

I agree with . Ritter isn't a good actress, but next to Daddario, a piece of salami could be a better actress

Idk if you're serious or not but the ((())) are there to imply (((jews)))

to be fair New York is huge and Spidey is basically in charge of the whole city. But how big can Hells Kitchen be if it needs 4 superheros?

Oh so it's like the star of david, got it.

She kicked Lukes ass hard in her own series and almost killed him. She's stronger than him, he just has the advantage of bulletproof skin. (which almost killed him though in that context)