What went wrong?

What went wrong?

Casting Orlando Bloom, Rihanna, and a zombie Michael Jackson.

Is this a joke?

it was kino

Are you sure?

wtf is this and why is there a 2nd one

is that Donte the demon killer?

It's this summer's blockbuster apparently.

man disney channel movies used to be lit

Smart House, Luck of the Irish, those were good times

WE

WAS OCTOPUS

the first one was cute. was this any good?

The songs were super shitty autotuned crap with overproduced audio. Unnecessary even because Dove Cameron and Sophia can both actually sing. But they just drowned the audio.

Fuck I loved smart house so much. Kind of crazy how a lot of the aspects of the smart house are now coming into reality

Disney villains get banished to some island. They each have a child.
The children are invited to live on the good mainland apart of some program.

That's the first movie though, you fucking ape.

truly a visionary film

that uma bitch is an uninteresting bad actress included for the sake of diversity who (((disney channel))) has been trying to push for years, she ruined the movie. plus auradon is cooler than the isle

This is now a Disney Channel Original Kino thread

Bullshit.

Why did they make the Pirate boy so sexual?

How else could they make him?