/brit/

Skywalk more like Skyfall edizione deluxe

brizzy

bet racists did this

Ben Shapiros sisters tits are the new counter culture

do not blaze it criminal

thoughts on the derby today lads

Just stole some of my housemate's milk and then filled it back up again with water so that he wouldn't know what I've done

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would like to give them the succ

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why does she dress like a 60 year old? is she LARPing?

thungs dug

idk but I like these frumpy girls who try to dress down their bodies and big tits

I want to fuck Emma Watson’s vagina.

made a thread

Impregnating a Somali next

good lad

she's a conservakike

How do i get gf?

end of an era x

cuck

Himba are more my type. Their mindset is great: actively training their kids for slavery

I want to fuck your throat with a knife

ebin way to off yourself I reckon

mad that adam and elyse are having an affair

Psychologist is now a dangerous job in 'murika.

Dog Bless.

Image was too big haha

poo

>non-Americans don’t have Einstein Brothers
God tier bagels. I used to get one every morning in uni.

sick of wanking

*Psychiatrist* needs to be a dangerous job everywhere tbqh. If you lock people up without consent you deserve to get heemed.

*leaves you hanging on the telephone*

You're out of touch

I'm out of time

But I'm out of my head when you're not around

oh hi you (lot)

good morning (mass-oo)

mad how tits sag without proper support

the price gougers mock us
but they FEAR the PM in waiting

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its a bit unnerving how they can destroy someone so easily by declaring them "insane"
like a priest calling someone a heretic 1000y ago

this is disabled parking, you are not disabled

Yeah, but not many cuntries where mentally ill people can people legally carry firearms, everywhere.

Big juggy milkers.

only if you've had kids and breastfed them or you're old

t. breast expert and male virgin

it's shit

She has nice tits and body to be fair

bit rude to the rest of the people on the skywalk though

I want to suck on Emma Watson’s asshole even if a little bit of poo gets in my mouth.

>le price of freddos xD

cannot think of a more reddit thing out

I wonder why it isn't used as a political weapon more often. The Russians used to do it, but you don't hear of it much now.

yeah but they've been a staple of every shopping centre in australia for the last 20 years

neil tyson
elon musk
rick and morty

I want to experience a blowjob from a girl.

I want to give a blowjob to a lad.

i want to fuck a human

Nah. Genes. We had an Arab/Jew/middle-east-whatever girl in secondary school and her tits were HUGE and SHAGGY like two elongated water balloons

I want to blow

>neil tyson
>elon musk
>rick and morty

wish I could give myself a bj to show girls how to do it properly since 90% of them are no good

shaggy?

Enjoy a bit of teeth in a blowjob desu

need a museum of women's breasts
tens of thousands of pairs of breasts of all shapes and sizes

raggy? scooby snack! give me a scooby snack raggy!

watching panic room
what a stupid movie

You can ask for a second evaluation. Just because you are deemed insane, doesn't mean that everything you say and do is automatically discarded.

Best part of the blowjob is any ball sucking

isn't there one in japan where they have the girls stand behind walls with their breasts sticking out for people to fondle

>Just because you are deemed insane, doesn't mean that everything you say and do is automatically discarded.
t. never been sectioned

t. virgin

sounds expensive to maintain

KEK, I have been using the wrong word for so long....

most of Noel's new music is shite or mediocre at best, but Its A Beautiful World is a proper fucking belter

Maybe gripping it lightly with her teeth. Not too tight obviously. But any up and down motion involving teeth is a no no.

if you like ball sucking just stick a hoover on them, sorted

Once had a chav nibble my banjo string.
I told her to stop and turned over and went to sleep, she left during the night lmao

oh sorry this is /brit/ not /aus/

we need some more girls in here

do women's vaginas have a suction to them

best bj I've ever had was from one of the massage girls here as part of the happy ending, but I guess cause she's a professional.
most girls are not that good

reckon we should invite the irish pm over and behead him on live tv, not for any particular reason, just to see how it would play out

Having 4 eggs for breakfast

RONALD WEASLEY HOW DARE YOU LIP SYNC TO A MUGGLE SONG!!!ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!! YOUR FATHER IS FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND ITS INTIRELY YOUR FAULT!IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT BACK HOME!!!!!

couple chantelles and chanels in here

haha *holds up spork*

GET THE FUCK FROM UP MY FUCKIN FACE 'FORE I MURDER YOU

The vagina lips do apparently they grip around your benis. Looks nice.

I don't understand the Irish government system.

sket names

had milk with my Earl Grey, cause I was out of English Breakfast tea. Wasn't as bad as I expected it to be

Wtf is wrong with you bongs ?

Unironically kind of enjoy this strange man's music. Thanks, /brit/.

yeah

>4096x3072

this confuses and enrages the Australian

That's wild. I better be careful around them when I apply for a gf later this year.

Anyone here posting?

things that would never cross my mind even for a split second:
>posting in or even browsing a general for a different country
things literally every dickhead JF twerp thinks about, masturbates to, obsesses over, is addicted to:
>posting in here as if they're welcome and belong here

Centrelink just denied me a gf because of my piss bottles.

why is it that the "better" toilberg tries to make a workplace, the worse it gets?

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This is nice and I will not have any of you pakis tell be otherwise.

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why is there a fucking bentley parked outside