£2.05 for 2 litres edition
/brit/
sophie
>scrambling
peasant food
fucking HATE this stuff but it's so cheap I can't not buy it
both those teams look awful except for liverpool's front 3
alcoholic mongs or drug mongs
not sure which one is worse tbf
hello racist
>40 minutes for eggs
lol fuck off
too much effort for chuckie eggs
>calculated required intake to keep weight in new training regime
>twice the Joules for the day 16k Joules
alri
boring sober mongs
Can't even buy eggs these days without checking the cartons first at the supermarket. What kind of spackers are they employing who literally crack an egg in every second carton?
ARe you still using inches
going to be honest. never understood eating meat and vegetables for breakfast.
have always eaten porridge or cereal. milk provides fats and protein, oats/cereals provides carb energy needed for the day.
meat, (to some extent eggs which i tend to eat at lunch) seems to be something that weighs you down a lot. its savoury and its quite heavy to digest.
I love lots of meat for dinner or lunch on days where i'm not doing much activity in the afternoon. but for breakfast just makes me sluggish.
we posting recipes now?
cretinous worm
what the FUCK was this
god I hate americans
had to do a cheeky shit in the club toliets last night RIP
just heard a fly buzzing
first one of the year
das it mane
>he can't even scramble eggs
>Having dreams about the Maginot Line again
...
>porage
brainlet.png
What books you lot reading then?
Anyone noticed that eggs from supermarkets nowadays are unpeelable? The shell rips half the eggs off
Sometimes, Britain has a weird approach of mix & match
Bran flakes + sultanas + whole milk
the GOAT breakfast, covers every nutritional base
*downs it*
same again ta
Going to give this scarmbling business a lark then lads, will report back.
Buckfast
are you an 8 year old girl
imagine getting "weighed down" by a couple of eggs or bacon rashers, sort yourself out you despicable runtoid
feels fucking shit just want her extended along the belgian border
Problem with cereal for breakfast is that what do you do if you run out of milk?
some protein in the morning is good for you
better to just have a ham & cheese sandwich, some eggs or a bacon sarnie than these big yank megameals
...
b..but that's what it says on the box
You say it like it makes you a hard man but i can definitely deadlift more than you, you flabby twat.
i suppose i lead a bit more of an active lifestyle than the average runt.
Started drinking chocolate milk for breakfast and it is unironically better than nothing. Takes no time as well.
have to settle with gruel
none of your business runt
the alternative by our mos
>2018
>still eating the unfertilised ovum of captive sentient beings
poached is the patrician's egg choice
bran flakes + sultanas
sounds like a shit version of fruit and fibre
Currently reading the goodreads reviews for "The English: Are They Human?"
*places an egg on you and you fall to the floor, twitching under its devastating weight*
try again, runtboy
yeah milk is my morning protein
and oats also have a bit of the ol' 'no 'cids in them so they're not bad.
for lunch i eat eggs (and fish or seeds/nuts) and for dinner i eat meat.
i get sufficient protein throughout the day at all times, i just don't see the point of eating fried food first thing when you wake up.
ham and cheese sandwich is a bit different, but that strikes me more as a lunch than a breakfast becasue bread is not generally slow-Release carbs
'The Culture of Critique' by Kevin MacDonald
stopped eating rice
post your /brit/le stations
sister UNIRONICALLY thinks eggs are stolen from their rightful owners and not ours to take
was reading a little bit about metaphysics from a handful of things
have to say i have no idea what it has to do with fascism so far, reckon someone might have just made that up
4/5 Delicious! I didn't have any avocados so I just used chicken egg as substitute.
chadright innit
the breakfast
i get gassy after eggs, my stomach inflates and i need to fart. that's what i mean by weighing down
with fried meats, i usually feel sluggish after eating them like i need to sit down for a while to digest them.
BASED
>"""people""" who put stickers on their laptops
>tomatoes not even remotely cooked
grim
can i wife her?
>parents own their children
>having to put the yolk in yourself
Very nicely designed cover, happy Mussolini is dead though
It's better, fruit and fibre has less fibre than bran flakes, and the fruit is all shitty and dried
Fresh fruit + more fibre = better overall
orange juice or chocolate milk
saw an antifa dresden gegen nazis sticker on a sign down here a few days ago.
I literally don't care, stop talking to me
glad I am not you, seems like eating food is a chore
Mad to think Ireland used to belong to the Scots
woke up to an empty house ...
>cooked vegetables
just how limp wristed do you have to be? eat them raw like God intended
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man-punts-ball-kino in less than an hour
walk shops and buy more?
only if you have a vagina
imagine getting paid to write this : theguardian.com
Tomatoes are a fruit
ALRI
very stupid post, never comment on my food again
now I mostly have some sort of noddle dish or an egg and sausage sandwich for breakfast because I can pick it up on my way to work
natural right and history by leo strauss
"Gorgias" and "Phaedrus" with some commentary
no
Hate those ridiculous looking gook spoons
Don't eat shit and I won't have to
i steam them.
eating is lovely, but it would be a chore if i had to eat fried fatty cuts of meat for breakfast and eat them alongside eggs.
luckily i just have to eat oats, with some milk maybe and orange or some berries or 'nana. and then i can eat some cheeky eggs with spinach, or fish for lunch.
nothing more revolting than a warm tomato
whats the green stuff?
memes are so strange. they have a life of their own, outside the living, a collective and evolving egregore.
you'll be eating shit in a nanosecond if you dare reply to me again with your rubbish opinions
why are you doing this
read this post
hmm, seems a bit early
look at the time
nearly lunch time and only just got up
well that's another waste of a day
tfw i woke up still drunk from last night at 8 am and started spamming shit in a "serious" telegram
is this a serious question
That'll be $250
2L of goga gola is the thinking man's breakfast.
don't care, nobody asked, shove it