You are so quiet user

>you are so quiet user...
what do you do

*leave*

Oh shut up girls, I know you're all about my cock but I'm dealing with enough women already.
Here, go talk to my little brother instead, deal?

*leave*

*shitpost about how grills are bitches on a chinese imageboard*

>go out with girls
>can't stop imagining them sucking my cock

Would you like to suck my dick in turns?

Literally not scared of talking to girls.

>shrug
Also, be surprised because I'm not very quiet at all.

men are beast and shall be castrated in the dark dungeons

Why would you? They are quite silly and simple. The only problem is flirting, when you have no interest in them why do you even care about what they think?

HOW DO YOU DO, MY NAME IS SUE

Give them babies.

Simply an unimaginable situation.

usually just eye contact and asking them to talk works.

if you can put in flirty comments here and there, you'll probably suceed.

Nothing to talk with vapid thots.

>have a good one
*leave*

pull out my cock and start masturbating grabbing the blondes titties and cum all over them

Pretty much what happens to me as well. I imagine them getting on their knees and me slapping and deepthroating (as much as i could) the shit out of them.
I end up not listening to what they're saying and sometimes getting an erection.

I'm glad they can't read my mind.

*fart*

hate women

I tried, we had some dates but in the end she wasn't interested in a relationship and now I can't forget about those eyes. I think I'm in love but I know I'll never be with her.

You gotta quit porn tubes for a while Pierre.

>"sorry i have to go"
>"bye user"
>go home and masturbate furiously

>hey user what are your hobbies?

Breddymuch

Tried. Doesn't change anything. I can't fathom what they babble about. I'm happier in my mind.
Ps: i never get any IRL, but i'm quite the successful chad in my mind

"You."

>not having hobbies

aaaah fuck are you me?
I went out with a girl 4 times and we kissed and everything and then she hit me with the I'm not interested in a relationship thing too
but she keeps talking to me in the same way we did before so now I don't know if I'll be able to get some casual sex among friends out of this or if she wants to be just friends (hope the first)

You girls should be feeling light headed by now. You've been breathing in gas for the last 20 minutes.

I am literally baffled to you ladies beauty haha

"Whatever"

>Because I feel like it

>tfw this happened to me as well but since I live in Alaska I'm the only fuckable guy (according to her) within 90 miles so she's stuck with this dick until she finds a bf

Just use the thinking card.
Just tell them that you are a thinking about something that happend recently.

>(autistic screeching)

Lee Sun Chad.
Please be my seonbae.

what do you think I should say?

I can not change my personality, bitch. Now go back to whatever the fuck you were doing and do not talk to me anymore.

great song.

H-have you ever thought that Hitler was always right, g-girls?

how the fuck did you even bring up the option about having some casual sex with her?
I honestly have no idea how to approach this. we can easily talk to each other and we always have fun (we kind of are good friends) and I know that she finds me attractive yet I don't know what to do now. Do I literally out of the blue just ask her like "hey do you want to kiss and have sex just for fun without this getting serious"
I've been struggling with how I should approach this for weeks now

>let me tell you about the jews and their lies

go on a rant why the black race is inferior for no less than 30 minutes

we're friends and fugged before so when we were hanging out the mood just kind of set in and she initiated it. From then on it became a thing whenever she would stay at my place.
Just make sure she shows some sort of interest, first of all, because if its just you you'll look creepy I guess. Maybe she also has to feel horny or something? Then if things aren't awkward later you could easily just bring up the topic whenever you're at each other's place and from then on make it a regular thing. But I only know setting is important because its lonely out here, cold as fuck, we have common interests and it's a normal thing at this point. If this was the city I wouldn't be in this situation

It's not been that long so she has said nothing yet but she also said the friend shit. It's another way of saying "I like you but I don't want to fuck you" so I think your chances are low, she is keeping you as a second option or just as the gay friend.

Your "friend" are fucking you until she gets a bf. Quality girl here bois. Not a whore, not at all.

>I don't know if I'll be able to get some casual sex among friends out of this or if she wants to be just friends
Ask her to fuck. If she says no don't contact her again. If she contacts you, ask her again. She'll either fuck you or never bother you again.

I'm sorry m'lady, I am only talkative in intellectual discussions

She sounds like a whore. I mean, if she has already fucked you and still fucks you and you get along with each other why doesn't she just formalise the bf thing? Seriously, most girls are fucking retarded.

>Just make sure she shows some sort of interest
we met through tinder, talked for 3 months and during that period we went on several dates on which we kissed and touched/feeled each other (no sex tho) then she said that she had doubts about where she wanted to go with this and she felt things were getting to serious and she said that she wasn't interested in a relationship. I then ignored her for a few days and then I started texting her again and now we've been talking like we did before (almost as if nothing has happened) for a week now. So yeah... I know there is some sort of attraction otherwise we wouldn't have kissed and I know she like me enough to still want to talk to me, I just don't know if she wants to be just friends or if we could perhaps fuck a few times.

hmm I'm fearing that aswell... but fuck that shit
I already have 2 real female friend who I've know since I was a child so I don't really need a female friend, I want a friend I can casually fuck with every now and then or a relationship, not this friendzone bullshit

aight perhaps that's a good plan
would it be better to ask her in person or text?

I know this, but she's stuck in this frozen shithole with me until she saves up enough money to move to California, which isn't happening anytime soon

drink more and make them wish i'd shut the fuck up

Same thing here, I don't want a friend, I want a gf, if she tries what you have said I'm just going to be a rude fuck until she gets tired of it, but I think she won't since she seems a bit shy.

In person it is more straight forward. If you're not bashful try in person. Compliment her body for starters and then propose sex.

^ these PMO adicts are really pathetic

Won't you feel bad when she leaves to suck dicks in exchange for shitty film roles and ends up being a porn actress or a prostitute in Los Angeles?

... I drive

I watch hentai porn so i dont any how to talk to woman soooo..... I WANNA RAPE YOUUUU!!

Yes, I am very quiet, that's just how I am

I guess I'll miss playing video games or hunting together but by then I might move to Fairbanks anyway since there'll be nothing left here. At least I'll meet new people
um also she's going to San Francisco sweetie
In L.A. anyone can pack a tent and camp in the street from what I've heard

If you say so. I hate whores. I wouldn't even talk to a girl like that.

I sing I write and when I get the chance I pleasure myself

yeah the gf isn't needed for me, I don't necesairily need a relationship but if she wants me to continue talking to her and have fun with her as a friend I'd prefer it if we could just kiss and fool around every now and then

I'm going to do the same as you, be friendly for now propose we become friends who also fuck a bit on the side and if she really wants to be just friends I'm going to become rude aswell

aight, will be a bit akward if she says no but indeed in person is a bit better. I come off as quite confident and shit so perhaps that might help my cause

Wtf, are you me. I mentally fuck every single vaguely attractive woman I ever talk to. They all think I’m “a great listener”, “so insightful”, they feel like they can trust me, when all I do is think of ways of taking them. One told me she knows I’m listening unlike other men because of the way I’m looking at her when she talks. She mixes up lustfull, perverted gaze looking at lips with intent listening.

>tfw this has happened

Well, good luck

Stop masturbating and watching porn.

>will be a bit akward
It will be, but then there won't be any ambiguity between you. She will know you're not interested in being just a friend.

...

If I don’t masturbate I have random full erections through the day, plus erections at the first attractive woman and even more sexual thoughts. I don’t watch a lot of porn, tho.

fantasize about being apart of something else, that’s all I do kek

>I'm glad they can't read my mind.

Should we tell him guys?

fucking japs make me laugh more than anyone on this board. there is something about the mixture or bad english and being a cunt

Keep quiet and feed off their fear and uneasiness.

"im just watchin yall"

Ho im sorry, i was picturing you all sweaty and naked kissing each other

>I end up not listening to what they're saying
What is the sound in your head?
Mine is the ocean hitting the shore

...

women don´t know what they want, try a little further, if she indeed doesn´t seem to want to show commitment move on

Just Sex
Only Sex
Wut? No sex? Fuck you!! You all bitchs

y-you too

> stand
> unzip pants
> lay my mega c0ck on the table (29 cm)
> wait a minute or two
> ask: why are you all so quiet?

But they can see your erection.

>move on
that's what I'll do, she was quite clear

But ladies, I'm a better listener than talker.

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its not that big to be visible

Because I can’t stop thinking giving all your brapholes a big thick creampie

Au contrair, mon ami

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"y-you too."

*Leave*

>15 cm big
i am not even sure if womyn can sense this.
face it guys, we were probably born with some other goal in mind... let's leave procreating to Chad.

can not relate to tt

This had happened to me many times. Now I just look the person straight in the eyes.

>One told me she knows I’m listening unlike other men because of the way I’m looking at her when she talks. She mixes up lustfull, perverted gaze looking at lips with intent listening.

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>tfw 16.5cm long and gf has told me not to go “so deep” because it hurts
Too bad I don’t have much girth and also I got mutilated by the Jews when I was a baby

Is that map for flaccid?

For erect

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>I don't know how to converse at the level of subhumans

i gently shit on the table

Whales singing