Do you buy into the Jewish scam that is multi-edge and electric razors Sup Forums?

Do you buy into the Jewish scam that is multi-edge and electric razors Sup Forums?

>hundreds of shekels a year for shitty blade replacements, shitty lather, and shitty aftershave
>100x worse than the Jewish scheme that is daily shampoo use
>terrible for you
>lazy

Compared to wet shaving with a safety razor, the white mans way
>pennies a razor
>closer, higher quality shave
>good for your skin, overall more appealing appearance
>smells better, feels better
>skilled and nigger-proof
>many products last longer than you'll live for cheaper, harming the eternal Jews shekel quota

Why haven't you found the truth?

>inb4 hipster libcuck
Wrong. Only a scared Jewish slave who doesn't know any better would think so and resort to that response

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Do you actually grow facial hair? Those shitty plastic razors, even when brand new, constantly snag on my beard and it hurts like hell. I spend extra money on my razors so I can shave without it taking 30min of agony

I use this. Just as good as that fusion but 1/4 the price.

>Just as good as that fusion

Fuck you.

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Memes aside, I always had constant razor burn, ingrown hairs, etc. So I started shaving with one of these last week. Best shave I've ever had, plus no irritation. Only downside is even the tiniest nick bleeds like a geyser.

Forgot the pic.

>be retarded
>not reading the post

What do you expect. Sup Forums has the reading comprehension of a 5th grade classroom.

>buy a pack of disposable razors, min requirements are two blades and a lube strip
>go through maybe 1 pack every 2 months

Fucking razored jew costing me $6 a year!!!

I don't think there's anything more degenerate in this world that a jewish made razor, it's at least as degenerate as their attempts at "art" or the pornography they peddle

Started wetshaving my whole head and face with the Japanese Feather razors. Haven't looked back.

>>inb4 hipster libcuck
>Wrong. Only a scared Jewish slave who doesn't know any better would think so and resort to that response

No you're a hipster, accept it. You probably have handlebars.

Safety razor is the way to go.

I started using one not that long ago. Got 100 blades for $10 so I just use a new blade every time I shave.

Also using $5 save soap with a brush and I've been using it for 2 months and have barely made a dent in it.

Still way more expensive than any safety razor.


Safety razor and refillable fountain pens are the way to go as far as saving money.

If you use the stuff in the pic, you'll never get razor burn or ingrown hairs again. It also works for zits if you still get those like I do sometimes.

this, the easiest way to shave, why anyone does anything else is beyond me,

must love having plastic on their face to help them become gay

Because my razor while costs 3 bucks a blade each blade lasts a month.

My job doesn't require me to shave.

shaving is the true mark of the slave

Safety razor is the cuck light razor
Go straight edge no blades to buy every again

>Actually covering up your weak chin and narrow jaw with a beard.

Get a load of this faggot.

It's not like a barber whips out a fucking gillette.

How fast can you finish a shave with a str8

Some months ago I bought a shavette and a box of Mercur blades. About 16 american bucks. I already had the foam and the brush. For aftershave I use Old Spice, because I like those ads with the nigger shouting.
Great decision, to be honest. Yes, the first three times I cut myself a little. But bleeding is the best master.

It's not about finishing quickly, it's about doing the job right.

>find out the UKs biggest sellers of safety razors is 5 mins from my house
>go
>he runs an industrial battery business but sells razors as a hobby
>shows me the options
>pick out traditional razor, shave brush and old fashioned lather
>talk about shaving and leads to us talking about work and family etc
>he lets me choose from different brands of German blades
>get home and order 150 blades from Japan for 15 bongs

truly part of the white mans morning ritual.

I've had the same shitty disposable razor for two years and it still works just fine. I don't even use shaving cream and just shave in the shower after the hot water warms my skin up and opens my pores.

>Only downside is even the tiniest nick bleeds like a geyser.
I had the same problem.
Get an Alum stone. After done whit shaving rinse your face with old water and make the stone wet and rub the stone on your wounds. It leaves a small protective layer on your wound that stops the bleeding

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alum

damn I got 3 of those thanks for the post I will stop getting them

Have you tried shaving with an eraser?

Depends on how much blood your willing to spill.
It's much longer I've use it to edge off the the hair Infront of my ear and sometimes my neck.
A whole face can take 5-10 min.
Compared to a multi blade of 90 seconds tops

Holy fuck
The amount of bacteria growing on that razo

>not having a nu-male neckbeard
Uhh I thought we are the alt-right guise??

i've been using a safety razor for a while tho

I'm tired of it, there's no reason to pay so much for a shitty company anyways
I still live at home, would it be weird af if I buy a safety razor?

That's what I told your girlfriend last night.

I've been shaving with a Merkur safety razor for years now.
Initial investment was steep, but well worth it.
A 10 pack of blades costs $2 at Fred Meyer/Kroger and lasts me a year.

Help me Sup Forums choose if moving to a straight razor is a good move.

I did this for a year or two myself
Trust me, it scrapes and hurts a lot less when your razor isn't rusty and riddled with nicks

>shaving

>I've had the same shitty disposable razor for two years
why would anyone care if you switched to a safety razor

>It's much longer I've use it to edge off the the hair Infront of my ear and sometimes my neck.
hair infront of your ear? wtf? shouldn't you pluck it out so it wont grow?

I've been using the same straight edge razor since I was 16.

Never had to put any more shekels into it, just have to sharpen it once a year

Been using safety razors for most of my adult life, I don't think you get a closer shave with them compared to multi-edged disposables but they are a hell of a lot cheaper in the long run.

idk
I'm too autistic to go to the drug store to buy it

Basically you're a jew if you get haircuts, amirite u fucking absolute retarded dickhead.

How old does the water need to be? Can I just keep a glass sitting in the bathroom? Is letting it sit for a day or two old enough?

Those are good, I have a Feather razor too, it's incredibly cheap and safety razors work when you have long beard hair too.
although I find that the 100 yen store plastic safety razors made in Korea are better at dealing with long unshaven beard hair. It doesn't matter because you can put the really sharp feather blades in them as safety razor blades are basically all interchangeable

Idk how people do this. Like honestly, how much of a retard do you have to be to cut yourself that many times. If I rush I MAYBE get myself on my jawline, but that is it.

>harming the eternal Jews shekel quota
Do you even beard?

just order one and some blades off amazon

You can shave with conditioner instead of being a cuck to the shaving cream jew.

This, I also use the disposables multiple times.
I have been using my current razor for 6 months. I get some cuts during shaving but they are gone by the next day.

I just use a cheap 50p razor with no lather or aftershave
I also dont use conditioner

You can just order them online. Plus your dad may think it's cool that you're using a razor that maybe he used growing up as well.

lol
old water because arm water isnt as clean

I just use a old style safety razor that uses razor blades.

Yes, this is great advice. Personally after I finish my passes I rinse my face, wet the alum block, apply, and let it stay on my face while I clean up my brushes and stuff. Then I rinse my face again, and apply witch hazel. Let that dry on my face and apply face lotion. Wet shaving hasn't helped my acne so far, but it has made my skin feeling healthy and smooth rather than dry like it used to be.

>2016
>using the razor jew

Grow a beard. It isn't the fucking 1950's anymore.

In Finland, they teach shaving in army (if you go to army, that is, altho, those who dont go, doesnt usually have beard anyways).

With a gillette razorblade tho.

Same, it takes a little longer, but the whole ritual is worth it to me.

I used to use an electric razor, but my skin is shit and it used to irritate it like crazy.

Moved to disposable ones and the problem went away, besides I got a closer shave too.

The old two-blade ones from years ago before they went full Merchant were better than any of the ones today. Recently tried an old-fashioned safety razor and it was okay.

I just wear a short beard now, a week or two past stubble. Run an electric trimmer over it ever several days. Much better. Helps me my baby face look more manly as well desu.

And look like a hipster faggot? no thanks

the only thing i hate about it is that it takes me 20 minutes to shave my face AND neck. Shave is smoother though.

Fuck. Tips?

>MUH OPINION IS BETTER THAN YOURS: The thread

You are as autistic as it comes.
No,I don't support buying Gillette.
No,I don't particularly support wet shaving.
But Jesus Christ does /pol have such a hard on for preaching their opinions as facts to try to make their own narrative that they are indeed THE master race.
Reminds me of a certain (((someone))) that you like call out a lot on.

I'm going to start calling /pol "the hypocritical Jew".

been using a mach 3 for years and get the 6 pack for $18 which lasts 5-6 months online. I tried the numale razors but nothing feels smoother and better than my mach 3. If you faggots cant dish out $50 a year for a solid shave than you have bigger problems than the 'evil joooz' m80

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Seriously. And even when you do get a nick, just use a freaking styptic pencil. Makes it stop bleeding instantly and pretty much makes it look like nothing happened.

Same, growing up I had never shaved, but I first "learned" in the Marines and we used the same blades as OP's picture.

Learning to shave was just them yelling to shave your right cheek for 5 seconds, left cheek for 5 seconds, etc.

>shaving
Litteraly why

I wish I could. It just ends up looking patchy and terrible. Fucking genetics

Get out of here Schick shekel shill

That and gotta wear a respirator at work. Beard fucks up the seal.

Haha, hilarious, it was almost the same for us. I bet its universal in army trainings. (maybe not in ISIS or burkadurkas)

Hydro5s are literally the only blades that don't destroy my face

That being said I didn't fall for the jew in the long term, once I stopped working minimum wage no one gives a fuck if you have a beard or a 5o'clock shadow.

So I just trim my face with clippers now.

Straight edge rasors give the best shave, but I never learned to use one. Sadly, I get razor burn on my neck no matter how many blaldes the thing's got.

AS for shampoo, it's nice if you have long hair, but you can get nicer hair if you quit shampoo if you have shorter hair. It gives it a nice texture, and it's lower maintenance. I stopped using shampoo about two years ago. I use baking soda and apple cider vinegar once a month, and my hair's never looked better.

fun fact: that's why military men went from having beards and mustaches pre-WWI to being clean shaven afterwards, because it fucks up gas mask sealing

For everyone who wants to take shaving seriously or simply save quite a bit of money in the long run, I can recommend getting a regular shaving knife and learning to use it.

Get a good one (only the blade matters) and watch a couple of tutorial videos. I stooped cutting myself with that thing after about a week and a clean cut takes barely minutes. Trimming also becomes very easy, once you know how to use it. The best thing about the shaving knife is that you can simply sharpen it yourself with a leather band or leather belt.
The are also plenty of tutorial videos on that matter as well.

I actually knew that. Fucking gas ruining the awesome military facial hair traditions...

COLD water fa.m

>Shaving at all

Fuck shaving. It's a massive waste of time. Once my beard gets to a certain length I just trim it a bit with scissors. Getting rid of your facial hair is beta as hell.

>my hair is so full of grease it looks like I'm wearing a pineapple top on my head but it's totally OK because I make a grade school science fair volcano on top of my skull once a month

what am I even reading

To not look like a fucking Taliban and/or Rabbi.

Lmfao yea those ISIS fucks get to keep their Haji beards! I mean, I understand why we have to do it, but shaving every morning was annoying. Especially when there's 4 guys in a room with 1 sink.

I use a straight switch blade.
Not out of edgyness.
I just hate buying more razors.

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Dollar Shave Club here

>worrying about ones appearance

you are all fucking worse than women

I'm kinda glad that shaving was mandatory. I cannot grow any hair in the soul patch region. Every where else is fine, but I would look retarded with a big ol bald spot.

Also, can you imagine the regs the military would put on that?

Ive had the same Philips electric razor for like 3 years now. I'm never super smooth but it's quick and cheap, eh

Just drop the safetey razor and go for a straight razor. Closest and cleanest shave you'll ever have, just don't cut your neck and you'll be good.

The Merkur 34C safety razor is the one to get. It's thirty or forty bucks for the handle, but the blades are dirt fucking cheap, and way, WAY better and more effective than pricey-ass cartridges. Seriously, buy this. It'll pay for itself after just a few weeks, because of how unGodly expensive cartridges are. You can use shaving or experiment with soaps and brushes. That part's not so crucial, in my opinion, but you DEFINITELY want this exact handle. Fifty or sixty years ago, virtually every man on planet Earth shaved with one of these, and the reason why they did was because these work extremely well. Say bye-bye to Gilette; that company can eat a dick.

amazon.com/Merkur-HD-34C-Chrome-Plated/dp/B001LYAQ9E

amazon.com/Feather-Razor-Blades-Hi-stainless-Double/dp/B001VJ4HHG

laughed too hard at this

>mfw that's exactly what I do too

Double-edged safety razor is definitely the best way. Cheap, plus there's no ingrown hairs and no cuts - unless you're an absolute spastic, that is.

>>my hair is so full of grease it looks like I'm wearing a pineapple top on my head but it's totally OK because I make a grade school science fair volcano on top of my skull once a month

you don't fucking mix them.
After a month or two without using shampoo your hair stops looking greasy and gets a nice texture. It makes your hair look fuller and thicker, plus you don't have to wash it every day. I find shampoo makes my hair feel like straw.

What the fuck is this? I've had an electric razor for 3 years now, I spent $30 on it, and it still works fine. I've invested nothing into it, the heads still work fine.

$30 total for probably another 5 years versus "Cartridge simulator" + cut up skin.

Yeah that really made me think.

What, you got to shave indoors? Sounds luxury! (just baiting :DD Benis )

I was in sissi(tiedustelija) training, only times we got to Kasarmi (barracks) were a bit before vacations or after long training camps.

Still it was required that we dot have hair in head, because hairs attracts insects when you cant wash yourself.

Dry-shaving ftw!

I just use an electric trimmer thing I bought yeara ago and always have a stubble, sometimes it grows when I get lazy but I don't bother shaving properly.

I find electric razors pulled on my hair too much. It was uncomfortable.

This is what I do and it is the best combination in my opinion.

I shower once every 2 days, use shampoo. The next time I shower, I use soap and clean the dead skin from my skull with my nails.

I don't shave my beard, I like facial hair.

I epilate my entire body hair.

>2016
>still using the shavingjew