Brady edition
/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico
Facesitting is amazing and I need my aboriginal GF's thicc ass clappin on my face
The gf and I are heading out for a bit, see ya
*says ayy papi*
me
hnnnnng
quite enjoying my discord gimmick
Ever bully someone so bad on Reddit that you have to log out of your account and open a tab on Sup Forums? Happens to me a lot.
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no but sometimes i make posts so controversial i do not dare reading the replies and just open the inbox in a separate tab that i'll close again just to make the notifications disappear
pussy
>go out of town for a week
>day 1 somebody steals a package i ordered
go figure they wait until they day im gone, good thing it was only one of my cheap packages (3 cans of compressed air)
Same, I also get called alt-right when I have no association with the group
why do packages in the us simply get dropped off in front of the house?
It wasn't it was dropped off in the hall, I live in an old apartment building, the front door is locked so it was probably somebody who lives in my building or it just didnt get delivered.
Chances are if somebody in my building stole it ill hear them using it it anyway (though I doubt they even have a use for it)
can you legally shoot them over this
Stop asking stupid question, you moronic kraut
lol so much for "land of the free"
1. You don't live here.
2. I'll exhibit my freedom by cracking your skull with a jab.
morning buds
Morning
would kill for a big ol plate of fast food right now
fried chikkins, burgerz, nuggitz, friez
all that and more
I can legally shoot you for asking that question
and i can legally suck your dick for being so gosh darn cute ;)
cya at the barn boys
Hello
Morning Pedo
H-hello
h-hi
wow get lost ur groce
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tempted to make meselve's some chicken tendies 2nite but don't really want to do all the cleaning up
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This is a blue board
Google blue waffle xd
join here
What is this
cool kids discord channel
Already in it
ok
booooring
you can leave
hi
Is the DMV open on Saturday?
yes
morning buds
gonna go cook up some eggs and hashbrowns
hash it means weed right
Getting upvoted on Reddit kinda feels bad desu, because it means that redditors agree with you
don't act like you're not addicted to that karma
You got me, I can't get enough of my internet points
would you be willing to become a cadaver for med school
how many 100 dollar bills would you need to get charged with cocaine possession from residue left on the bills?
1.
Enjoy prison.
is there any way to get money out of this? like can i register somewhere and get a few hundred bucks if i donate my body to science after i die?
youtube.com
chad theme
>wanting to make a few more shekels even after you die
easy there mr. goldstein
i meant before i die, goyim
youtube.com
Bass players are untalent-
It takes no talent to play bass guit-
g-good morning /cum/
>That north american feel
Morning, buds.
yo quebequois here, do you love La Nuit??
youtu.be
what's for breakfast?
I'm having one of these rn
Even Mexican breakfasts look unhealthy
What's with posting this dwarf lately?
See you in hell my dude
looks tasty. i got taco bell for breakfast. well actually i got enough food for the rest of the day so i don't have to worry about making anything
looks like a couple dogs took some shits on your plate there bud
Imagine the bliss of having the entire planet disintegrate into individual atoms
>tfw I’m an auto tech that can’t drive standard
cuz every time i try to go and leave something keeps pullin on my sleeve
i dont wanna but i gotta stay
these drugs really got a hold of me
why do catholics act like niggers?
cuz every time i try to tell them no
they wont ever let me let them go
im sucker all i gotta say
these drugs really got a hold of me
how's it hangin my dudes hahaha
They don't?
you need a different flag, too close to clackmyass's flag
did you guys write to Martin Shkreli?
best time to do so
Buds it’s almost time for lunch. Where we going?
classic eminem is best eminem
They don't have the towns flag but im leaving on monday anyway
>implying I want to pen pal an obnoxious hipster
I wonder what rap artist he's going to copyright next? 6ix9ine? XD
Glad to see someone has a worse autograph than me
junkies should be euthanized
what does this expression means?
"she's thunderstorms"
he needs your support
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
she is literally a thunder storm
she's got that phat bunda and you just want to clap her cheeks
it's tight my man hehehe
What do you think about my mouth?
For what? Did he drop the soap?
Looks like the perfect size for a big thick juicy burger
does my general dislike of black people make me racist?
nope only smart
nice! here are my eyes
he's going to be a lonely and sad man for 7 years
write to him user
pls stop plucking your eyebrows
well let's look at what racism is
>prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
>the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
nope, doesn't look like you're racist
gym day today buds
squat, OHP, DL, maybe some lateral raises and some dips
>gym got rid of the dip machine thing that i liked to use that let you put down the stupid assist pad thingy
>now all there is is a station with handles coming out like a V shape angled down, cant grip for shit
>or the machine that you cant put the assist pad down and makes it really fucking awkward
REEEEE
>mfw I report an American flag on /cum/ to ICE for using Mexican slang